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@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Friday April 5th, 2013, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
Tasty bass with Missy Elliot. I approve http://t.co/aHI29Zvxth #TooMuchFondnessForHorns
@tooniclem   Friday March 8th, 2013, 9:54 a.m. Retweet
For your viewing pleasure: A ten minute daft punk loop with bonus Ron Swanson http://t.co/sgXXm6uCpr
@tooniclem   Thursday January 31st, 2013, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Oh Graze, you're just too generous with these discounts http://t.co/HKXbS3SH
@tooniclem   Monday January 14th, 2013, 11:42 a.m. Retweet
#holyshitnewjustintimberlake http://t.co/30JfA2bd I'm very happy about this #smooth
@tooniclem   Monday December 31st, 2012, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Some crusty blighter's gone done pinched my bike
@tooniclem   Saturday December 29th, 2012, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
Apparently I have a team GB olympian sleeping on my couch for the next few days. #nobiggie
@tooniclem   Friday December 28th, 2012, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
Ludicrous amounts of breakfast meat purchased. #ultimateresolution
@tooniclem   Monday November 26th, 2012, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
Was a little on the moist side after cycling home. But now knitwear and slippers on #ComfortModeActivated
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 13th, 2012, 9:41 p.m. Retweet
Just had to watch a ten minute video about a knee replacement. They used more power tools in that one bit of surgery than I would in a month
@tooniclem   Monday November 5th, 2012, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
I would be impressed were it not for the fact I havnt seen a spot of tv all weekend
@tooniclem   Monday November 5th, 2012, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
It seems my flatmates have actually succeeded in completing legendary difficulty halo 4 before its technically even been released.
@tooniclem   Saturday October 27th, 2012, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
Fancy dress disco flash mob on the Robinson library bridge. #funkytunes
@tooniclem   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
Intriguing prospect. Non-annoying ringtone\'s... http://t.co/ixkJZDSJ
@tooniclem   Wednesday October 3rd, 2012, 7:46 a.m. Retweet
Awww man, I lost half a tooth #Frisbeeproblems
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 26th, 2012, 9:30 a.m. Retweet
"Attendance to this lecture is essential" lecturer walks in 20mins late, asks us what we did for summer, and leaves. I should have got drunk
@tooniclem   Saturday August 25th, 2012, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
OK so my gran just did a tequila slammer. Ergo comparatively you are all weak. #ClementsWeddingFTW
@tooniclem   Monday August 20th, 2012, 9:45 a.m. Retweet
#Gay #pride banned for 100yrs, #PussyRiot jailed, #MDNA fined $10m for speaking out? Join the Russian riot NOW https://t.co/DmHVNjZU
@tooniclem   Sunday August 19th, 2012, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Bulgarian stream of the premier league in the pub. Half time presenter looks like he's just strolled in off the streets
@tooniclem   Saturday August 18th, 2012, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
It could have been a dream start, but for some reason flipping Allen instead of Dyer was in my fantasy midfield. Curse you subs bench!
@tooniclem   Friday August 17th, 2012, 11:30 a.m. Retweet
As little as I would have to contribute to such a project, the #mcfcanalytics idea sounds quite exciting. Good job #mcfc!
@tooniclem   Sunday August 12th, 2012, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
Being an unemployed layabout during these Olympic games was such a good idea #inspired
@tooniclem   Monday August 6th, 2012, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Pretty sure it just cost me more to travel across London than it did to go from Manchester to London. #ilovemegabus
@tooniclem   Sunday July 29th, 2012, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Just got Rick-rolled LIVE!
@tooniclem   Tuesday July 24th, 2012, 9:56 a.m. Retweet
The 8am jackhammers from next door might actually be tolerable if they didn't also include a builder wailing 80s anthems as loud as possible
@tooniclem   Sunday July 15th, 2012, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
2 weeks. 2 tournaments. 2 party awards.
@tooniclem   Friday July 13th, 2012, 8:44 a.m. Retweet
GB in the final! Wonder if #duffahat can add a live stream to their already impressive list of tournament extras?
@tooniclem   Friday June 29th, 2012, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
At the current rate there's going to be few of the big names left by the time my mum and sister get to Wimbledon next week
@tooniclem   Friday June 29th, 2012, 10:10 a.m. Retweet
Staying up till sunrise baking and reading game of thrones. I love summer
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 27th, 2012, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Cant get too excited about these results yet, would not be surprised if the uni turned round and said oops actually you did fail two of them
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 20th, 2012, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
Had a selection of awesome times down in Whitstable. Lovely sunset to cap the day off http://t.co/rxaWODXs
@tooniclem   Saturday June 16th, 2012, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
The long journey south begins
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 13th, 2012, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
Well that was a massive waste of time. Unless your drinking, Newcastle is the most useless place after 9pm
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 5th, 2012, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
Going to itchy feet instead of revising was probably one of the best ideas all exam season. Not even being sarcastic
@tooniclem   Thursday May 31st, 2012, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
Bike tyre exploded on the wettest day of the year, but I just bossed an exam and I have blink182 on my side so ain't nothing getting me down
@tooniclem   Thursday May 24th, 2012, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Unparalleled creepiness in the Newcastle union. Yes. That is a chair. http://t.co/3LLBLVfh
@tooniclem   Monday May 21st, 2012, 9:52 a.m. Retweet
My quest for internet stardom continues. Got a brief cameo on the lookfly facebook page, albeit while faux-bumming two guys
@tooniclem   Sunday May 20th, 2012, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
The single greatest sunny day invention http://t.co/zDHIyV8q
@tooniclem   Saturday May 19th, 2012, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
Probably quite old now, but just been sent this and its making me immeasurably happy. http://t.co/TfkN7WYn
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 15th, 2012, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Lent a mate a calculator for his exam tomorrow, and as a surprise thank you, he delivered 3 carrier bags full of pret manger. #EpicFriend
@tooniclem   Friday May 11th, 2012, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
Aaand now in hour 8 on the road to #MT3 in this minibus. #tourhype
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 9th, 2012, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
Just sent my first official email as president. Now that's a satisfying signature
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 8th, 2012, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
Shower gel at my gym smells exactly like blue wkd. I can now walk around the rest of the day smelling like a true local. #geordiegyms
@tooniclem   Monday May 7th, 2012, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
First time I've ever watched the snooker and it's actually really good.
@tooniclem   Sunday May 6th, 2012, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
Sunday nights are made for baking, not revision
@tooniclem   Sunday May 6th, 2012, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
Fuck yeah city! That was a cracking game. Yaya and kompany absolute supermen as ever. #mcfc
@tooniclem   Saturday May 5th, 2012, 12:43 p.m. Retweet
Just got rid of 2 millions quids worth of lathes in my factory. Think I've earned myself lunch
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 1st, 2012, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
Insight of the day: trade fairs, are really really dull. Even when your dressed as a penguin
@tooniclem   Thursday April 26th, 2012, 10:37 p.m. Retweet
Fabricating survey responses. Got to love hypothetical projects, where the outcome really doesn't matter. #integrity
@tooniclem   Thursday April 26th, 2012, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Holy shit! I've only just woken up. Apparently I was eyeing up the tranny dj in a gay bar I don't remember even going to last night.#concern
@tooniclem   Thursday April 12th, 2012, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Just casually at the driving range when Joe Hart rocks up @Greg_Rossiter
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 11th, 2012, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
It seems my creme egg may have turned to cheese http://t.co/kn6gNGzT
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 10th, 2012, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
whadayaknow I had an inaudible snippit of conversation with Fred V and Graffix on friday and didn't even realise it
@tooniclem   Monday April 9th, 2012, 1:17 p.m. Retweet
Holiday fun is basically over, these things are my life once again http://t.co/uC37u3mw
@tooniclem   Sunday April 8th, 2012, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
A month all about dance music on @BBC6Music ? Don't mind if I do. #RevisionSoundtrack #6musicdance
@tooniclem   Sunday April 8th, 2012, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Just got new android ice cream sarndwich OS update. Its like having a super slick brand new phone, ignoring the major screen crack of course
@tooniclem   Saturday April 7th, 2012, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
6 am Brixton academy. Hospitality was the shizz http://t.co/rXyB8dpV
@tooniclem   Friday April 6th, 2012, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
On the train to hospitality #BrixtonBaby
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 3rd, 2012, 12:35 p.m. Retweet
Google just seems to keep outdoing itself http://t.co/AvA2J7fz 100s of ridiculously high quality collections from galleries around the world
@tooniclem   Thursday March 22nd, 2012, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Impossibly sexy new boots. #unneccessarycarbonfibreFTW http://t.co/fqBks2MO
@tooniclem   Monday March 19th, 2012, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
Aww yeah new boots ordered. Gonna be looking so fresh in these bad boys
@tooniclem   Saturday March 17th, 2012, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
I found an upside! Brother's bringing me dinner in bed. #winning
@tooniclem   Saturday March 17th, 2012, 10:50 a.m. Retweet
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one #MetaJokes
@tooniclem   Saturday March 17th, 2012, 9:54 a.m. Retweet
Injury blues. Its going to be a dull few weeks. Heaven forbid, may even have to start revising to alleviate the boredom
@tooniclem   Friday March 16th, 2012, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
First spot of football in months and I ruin my ankle. Typical. Off to A&E with me.
@tooniclem   Wednesday March 14th, 2012, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
It may well be steak and a blowjob day, but in this household, we're nerding it up with a shit load of #pi pastry galore
@tooniclem   Saturday March 10th, 2012, 7:07 a.m. Retweet
Time to get this show on the road #NUOOR12
@tooniclem   Wednesday March 7th, 2012, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
Really ought to shirt and tie more often. Always seems to make for good nights
@tooniclem   Wednesday March 7th, 2012, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
So glad that tonight I wore my blue suede shoes
@tooniclem   Tuesday March 6th, 2012, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
Yes! Finally after over a year of trying I'm finally going to an itchy feet night
@tooniclem   Saturday March 3rd, 2012, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Hello leeds, what have you in store for me this weekend?
@tooniclem   Thursday March 1st, 2012, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
Eating most of a pork loin just before Brown training is up there with the dumbest things I've done today
@tooniclem   Thursday March 1st, 2012, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
I do enjoy my business and law lecturers. We've now been advised that the most effective way of settling with creditors is by using an axe
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 28th, 2012, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
Just bought the new high contrast album. Now well and truely buzzing for brixton with the boys come April
@tooniclem   Saturday February 25th, 2012, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
Paris Hilton describes her standard night out to what must count to her as a beat; http://t.co/SRBSpVrq yeah house music! #ohtheagony
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 22nd, 2012, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Got less than 24 hours to start and finish a piece of coursework worth about 20% of the module. Montage music time
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 21st, 2012, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
One of my flatmates actually forgot it was his own birthday yesterday. No prizes for guessing which one
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 21st, 2012, 10:09 a.m. Retweet
That thing people laughed at me for thinking I'd be able to do after a night out (wake up at six for labs). Funnily, I failed to do #FML
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 21st, 2012, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
Now its time for another installment of Clem's words of wisdom: Drunk people are hillarious
@tooniclem   Monday February 20th, 2012, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Hearing rumours of a bar doing 69p jäger bombs tonight. May just go
@tooniclem   Sunday February 12th, 2012, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
80s cheese just turned grimey. #mixmingle12 getting fully down with the kids
@tooniclem   Friday February 10th, 2012, 10:36 a.m. Retweet
Firstly the council prayers, and now the guesthouse ruling. Tis a good day for humanism
@tooniclem   Friday February 10th, 2012, 10:11 a.m. Retweet
My uselessness as a productive member of society seems to be endless. I've already manage to miss two lectures despite being up since 7:30
@tooniclem   Thursday February 9th, 2012, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
New Pies club kit has actually gotten across the Atlantic Ocean to another player, quicker than it's gone across town for me #Stillshirtless
@tooniclem   Thursday February 9th, 2012, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
Noel Fielding needs to be stopped. Every time he gets an undeserved laugh from my flatmates I die a little inside.
@tooniclem   Sunday February 5th, 2012, 4:31 a.m. Retweet
Starting with sankeys, ending with shindig. Its going to take whole hell of a lot to beat these birthweek celebrations
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 31st, 2012, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
Just opened entry for my first official tournament. #Awesome
@tooniclem   Saturday January 28th, 2012, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
@Florencecake don't think I've ever been disappointed at Sankeys. But at this rate though I could be looking at a 2 day hangover #worthit
@tooniclem   Saturday January 28th, 2012, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Still in such a bad way from last night. Being dragged out hiking after 3 hours sleep was not a highlight. Madeon utterly bossed it though.
@tooniclem   Friday January 27th, 2012, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
Sneaky couple of rounds of gin face with @english_harry then off to madeon
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 24th, 2012, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Watching insidious again, surefire way to ensure that I'll be able to work all night
@tooniclem   Sunday January 22nd, 2012, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
Woefully underprepared for my exam tomorrow. I would try some last minute revision, but I've just found a bouncy ball
@tooniclem   Thursday January 19th, 2012, 11:47 a.m. Retweet
Quite why endurance in speed writing assesses my knowledge of law I'll never know. Now back to blissful my existance of no essays just maths
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