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@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Saturday June 9th, 2018, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
Emily just explained how all this time she thought pay-per-view was actually called paper view. #BoneAppTheTeeth
@tooniclem   Saturday April 23rd, 2016, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @WaterproofAhmed: Family WhatsApp groups and what their structure, dynamics and subjects reveal about the family #SomeoneShouldWriteAPap…
@tooniclem   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
I just watched 11 minutes of goats riding on a cable car and it was fantastic
@tooniclem   Thursday February 25th, 2016, 11:53 a.m. Retweet
None of these people are actually waiting to get on a train #spotters https://t.co/gVwsldHctL
@tooniclem   Sunday January 31st, 2016, 12:44 p.m. Retweet
I've done the science and can now confirm that outdoor swimming in January is painful beyond belief
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 30th, 2015, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @brainpicker: It's here! The annual look back upon the best of Brain Pickings in 2015 https://t.co/qasx512NqE https://t.co/WGuftlUm72
@tooniclem   Monday December 28th, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Just saw the living incarnation of Hans Moleman in the club
@tooniclem   Monday December 14th, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Why is Mickey Mouse seemingly spunking over a mountain of Disney character corpses in St Pancras station right now https://t.co/WAXPh8L3LM
@tooniclem   Monday December 14th, 2015, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
I would like to know why there's a Mickey Mouse shrine seemingly spunking over a mountain of Disney corpses in St Pancras station right now
@tooniclem   Thursday December 10th, 2015, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Getting so sick of people trying to bash my door in thinking my room is theirs at hotels. It's a 1-20 number, it's not that hard.
@tooniclem   Thursday November 12th, 2015, 6:46 a.m. Retweet
About to become one of those wankers working on their laptop on the tube
@tooniclem   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
God I want a brown suit #SPECTRE
@tooniclem   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
God damn these Australians are some very pretty men. #AusvArg #mancrush
@tooniclem   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
Currently drinking at the same hotel as the Australian rugby squad. Need to prove my worth
@tooniclem   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
You know you're in a hipster hotel when there's a guy walking around in a short sleeve Tweed jacket
@tooniclem   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Definitely having nachos for tea tonight! #mcfc
@tooniclem   Sunday August 9th, 2015, 12:14 p.m. Retweet
Compulsory tweet from the middle of the pitch at Lords
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
In my continual strive to push the boundaries of modern cuisine I've just buttered a tortilla wrap. #ButterAllTheThings
@tooniclem   Friday July 31st, 2015, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Just ate my first ever testicle. Then went back for 2 and 3.
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
There's no Groupon for elocution lessons #AmericanProblems
@tooniclem   Monday July 13th, 2015, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
The house of lords smells distinctly of sausages
@tooniclem   Monday July 6th, 2015, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
In one of my most English encounters yet a girl apologised to me for screaming when I accidentally soaked her in ice water.
@tooniclem   Monday July 6th, 2015, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
In a bizarre turn it seems twisting my ankle the other day has actually cured a long term toe injury I've had #OneWeirdTrick #PhysiosHateHim
@tooniclem   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
Asian Leon at Brixton station had better be getting a great bonus this year. #escalatorking @TfL
@tooniclem   Thursday May 7th, 2015, 10:37 a.m. Retweet
Currently suffering from a bit of electile dysfunction. Proxy don't let me down.
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 5th, 2015, 10:38 a.m. Retweet
Siemens have their own ice cream van. Take that other companies.
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 29th, 2015, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
It seems the locals aren't reacting well to my attempts at speaking German by putting an accent onto simple English. May not last the week.
@tooniclem   Monday April 27th, 2015, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
This is so weird. McDonald's in Germany actually resembles food! Looks like the picture and everything
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 8th, 2015, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
Not entirely sure yet but starting to think that for a moderately well off white person, New York > London
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 8th, 2015, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
I'm told theres a plot, although I'm not sure I know exactly what it was. Nevertheless had an awesome experience at sleep no more NYC.
@tooniclem   Monday March 23rd, 2015, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
I managed to headbutt the coat hook when standing up from the toilet today. I'd like to say #tallpersonproblems but I think I'm just a moron
@tooniclem   Wednesday March 11th, 2015, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
Nearly a months rent on one romantic meal. After this I'll try my hand at fiscal responsibility #honest
@tooniclem   Saturday March 7th, 2015, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
Just when I thought I had started to get a grasp on local slang, a girl describes a lemur as 'yur man'. At this point I just give up.
@tooniclem   Monday March 2nd, 2015, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
I arrived at the office today to chants of "you can stick your fucking chariots up your arse"
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @NoiseyMusic: RIP Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek actor, occasional whale music narrator, and all-time hero. http://t.co/j0ll7TXGTA http://t.co…
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
A bottle of local single malt, new house of cards and tinder. Friday night life on international business trips. #LoveDublin
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 12:40 p.m. Retweet
I saw white and gold this morning. 5 hours later the exact same image looks blue and black and I can't switch back. Wtf is happening?!
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 24th, 2015, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
My first ever Wagner! The #ROHhollander begins...
@tooniclem   Saturday February 14th, 2015, 1:22 p.m. Retweet
Just tried to put coins in an old fashioned card slot. This preflight lunchtime cocktail may have gone to my head
@tooniclem   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
My metro train looks like it just trundled out of 60s Russia. Its actually adorable
@tooniclem   Monday January 26th, 2015, 10:20 a.m. Retweet
I think I have become 'the guy who drinks weird looking smoothies' at work. Not exactly the reputation I wanted, but it could be worse
@tooniclem   Monday January 19th, 2015, 11:26 a.m. Retweet
Talking hurts today. #Seahawks
@tooniclem   Monday January 19th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
Ho Lee shit. Its like I just gravitate towards teams that put me through stress. #gohawks #MCFC
@tooniclem   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
I'm actually about to use the phrase 'promote synergy' in an entirely un-ironic and professional way. #corporatebitch #likeaboss
@tooniclem   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
Going all night long in Kingston. New favourite pub.
@tooniclem   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
The skittles have been opened. Its beastquake time #GoHawks
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 9:30 a.m. Retweet
You want me to spend 7 weeks working in Dublin boss? Including spending St Patrick's day there? I begrudgingly accept.
@tooniclem   Monday December 29th, 2014, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @rechardshirman: THE ROAD GOES THROUGH SEATTLE #GOHAWKS http://t.co/VpKkQY0qLi
@tooniclem   Sunday December 28th, 2014, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Huzzah my house has successfully defended itself against burglars all Christmas
@tooniclem   Saturday December 27th, 2014, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
Always good fun bonding with a cowboys fan by laughing at the bears.
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 24th, 2014, 11:40 a.m. Retweet
6.6 average points allowed per game over the last 5. Unreal http://t.co/1AlIjtjddo #gohawks
@tooniclem   Friday December 19th, 2014, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
Looks like it's going to be anthother anything difficult night home
@tooniclem   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
Hello pay rise aren't you a pleasant surprise
@tooniclem   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 11:13 a.m. Retweet
This should basically be required reading for anyone who has an opinion and wants to convince others of that opinion https://t.co/hFpW85TNB3
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 6:28 a.m. Retweet
RT @brainpicker: Nietzsche on why a fulfilling life requires embracing rather than running from difficulty http://t.co/KtKR8OcPF8 http://t.…
@tooniclem   Monday December 15th, 2014, 9:34 a.m. Retweet
It seems the debacle that was me on Thursday night has resulted in me being mocked rather than fired. #successstories
@tooniclem   Friday December 12th, 2014, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
I have no idea where I am. Can only begin to guess. And I hate myself. So there that too
@tooniclem   Friday December 12th, 2014, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
I don't know where I am and I know I've made too much of a twat of myself to get home
@tooniclem   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
Someone needs to buy me the Lego star wars advent calendar. Apparently it's a thing.
@tooniclem   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
At serious danger of making a fool of myself at this Christmas party. #yolo
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 11:41 a.m. Retweet
You're definitely in an engineering office when three days of conversations have been about star wars, Lego and Lego star wars #NerdAlert
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
You just don't know the meaning of 'abysmal interface' until you've used Now TV on a ps3
@tooniclem   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
I'm in a chippy with a wine list! I'm definitely at home in Richmond
@tooniclem   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
Feel rather at home in Richmond. Don't suppose anyone is surprised by this revelation.
@tooniclem   Saturday December 6th, 2014, 7:34 a.m. Retweet
Best video to get you in the festive spirit. Future Christmas number 1 without a doubt. https://t.co/R96lCXUnRj
@tooniclem   Friday December 5th, 2014, 9:35 a.m. Retweet
So many Tinder-esque adverts on Facebook all of a sudden. The joys of targeted advertising.
@tooniclem   Thursday December 4th, 2014, 7:02 a.m. Retweet
6am at city airport is surprisingly sexually charged affair. It's like a fashion show.
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 2nd, 2014, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
Might go buy more shoes in light of this saddening occurrence
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 2nd, 2014, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
Smashed it at work today. My reward, a 4am start on Thursday. #thanksboss
@tooniclem   Sunday November 30th, 2014, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Tweeting from the shower just because I can. Clearly the most useful feature of my new phone.
@tooniclem   Saturday November 29th, 2014, 11:56 a.m. Retweet
Managed to lose my watch so well on Wednesday night that I didn't even realise it was missing until today. Way too drunk for a school night.
@tooniclem   Wednesday November 26th, 2014, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
My phones telling me bed, but my body, my body's saying more beer. #onebadhabitforanother http://t.co/8iRZ8OE2YZ
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 25th, 2014, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
Just volunteered to present my latest project on day of maximum attendance; free company drinks day. Basically I'm a masochist.
@tooniclem   Saturday November 22nd, 2014, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
And cheese! Any good wallow needs good cheese.
@tooniclem   Saturday November 22nd, 2014, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
To hell with it then. I'm getting smashed and watching monsters inc. Thanks Netflix!
@tooniclem   Friday November 21st, 2014, 9:37 a.m. Retweet
Copious amounts of free krispy kremes at work definitely helps.
@tooniclem   Friday November 21st, 2014, 8:54 a.m. Retweet
Yesterday's dinner consisted of three canapés and too much alcohol #NetworkingProblems
@tooniclem   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Thank god for the likes of Frank Turner
@tooniclem   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 1:10 p.m. Retweet
Lunch in the fancy gridiron building yesterday, lunch in a backwater food court today. The dizzying highs and lows of the rail industry.
@tooniclem   Friday November 14th, 2014, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Took me two days to sail over the channel last week. I'm now underneath it on a 20min train crossing and I even have high speed internet!
@tooniclem   Tuesday September 30th, 2014, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
I am the master of bad first impressions; nearly falling asleep in one meeting and completely forgetting about another with the CEO
@tooniclem   Monday September 15th, 2014, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Its taken 4 years, but finally engineering has started to deliver on the free drinks front.
@tooniclem   Tuesday July 8th, 2014, 12:37 p.m. Retweet
I've just registered for #WHP14 Pre-sale. http://t.co/eHJoKdYzP3 /// @WHP_Mcr #RETURNTOSTORESTREET
@tooniclem   Thursday May 29th, 2014, 8:11 a.m. Retweet
After a full day of waiting around the house for my @parcelforce delivery it still doesn't look like they've even put it on the van.
@tooniclem   Sunday March 23rd, 2014, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
Thinking that getting drunk would help write this report was not my smartest move.
@tooniclem   Thursday January 9th, 2014, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
I've given so much money to @eastcoastuk this week and I love their sale, but this website is just awful.
@tooniclem   Saturday September 7th, 2013, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
Funk yeah! Drinking with rich people.
@tooniclem   Sunday September 1st, 2013, 11:54 a.m. Retweet
You may have just spent a week's benefits on a beats speaker but the bus home isn't the place to test it out. #keepyourshitmusictoyourself
@tooniclem   Monday July 8th, 2013, 12:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @TWEMovie: #Win World Premiere tickets to #TheWorldsEnd in London on July 10. FOLLOW & RT by 8pm to be in to win! T&Cs: http://t.co/vouf…
@tooniclem   Friday June 28th, 2013, 1:14 p.m. Retweet
View from the massage chair. #multisport #ECBU2013 #Wimbledon http://t.co/eCXrce1DMS
@tooniclem   Friday May 31st, 2013, 12:40 p.m. Retweet
First trip to a new barbers. Free pizza and beer and they're blasting out the funk. I'm already in love. Let's hope the cutting is as good
@tooniclem   Saturday May 4th, 2013, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
The awful things people do to cars. Just seen a matte blue BMW. It looks like a toy
@tooniclem   Saturday April 20th, 2013, 4:30 a.m. Retweet
Enthusiasm for nationals is somewhat muted when it involves being awake at ungodly hours like these
@tooniclem   Saturday April 6th, 2013, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
I'm tweeting for a free @SkySports Day Pass to watch the #ManchesterDerby on @NOWTVSport. To #Tweet4YourTicket go to http://t.co/tEZN5MUTDj
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