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@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 18th, 2012, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
I think the offer of all day unlimited refills on tea and coffee for just £2 is to blame for my current queasiness. But it was so worth it.
@tooniclem   Friday January 13th, 2012, 10:19 a.m. Retweet
@KatieDoherty_ @Jamielikeszelda What's he been up to now?
@tooniclem   Friday January 6th, 2012, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Why must all the nice shoes only be sold in America #fashionwoes
@tooniclem   Saturday December 31st, 2011, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
Found first lesbian Frisbee couple. They're sleeping in the room across the hall. For the sake of flatmate's girlfriend have offered to swap
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 27th, 2011, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
I can only think that I must be shorter when I'm drunk, cos this bed definitely didn't fit me this morning
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 27th, 2011, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
Just made a double meat, triple stuffing, gravy infused, Christmas, Scooby sandwich. #withcranberry Heaven o'clock
@tooniclem   Tuesday December 27th, 2011, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
Oh no @benturner55 just drank from the spillage tank fee. You stay classy
@tooniclem   Sunday December 25th, 2011, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
Family sanctioned drinking is just the best
@tooniclem   Friday December 23rd, 2011, 1:08 p.m. Retweet
Someone fetch me a kebab. Heavy hangs the head that wore a crown of porcelain
@tooniclem   Friday December 23rd, 2011, 4:26 a.m. Retweet
All I taste is vom. Thank god I have such an intellectual outlet for such inspirational musings.
@tooniclem   Sunday December 18th, 2011, 7:18 a.m. Retweet
@jameszabiela You were unbelievable man. Thinking about that set makes freezing my nads off waiting for my train home almost bareable #WHP
@tooniclem   Saturday December 17th, 2011, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Within the first hour of being in Wilmslow I've joined the Cheshire cheese society #thuglyf
@tooniclem   Thursday December 15th, 2011, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
100 or so people sat outside in deckchairs and sleeping bags watching happy feet on a big screen. I love Newcastle
@tooniclem   Thursday December 15th, 2011, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Kitchen stickier than a treble bar floor
@tooniclem   Thursday December 15th, 2011, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
Our cocktail party was fun. Not exactly hungover but feel like I'm on a severe sugar come down
@tooniclem   Monday December 12th, 2011, 11:53 a.m. Retweet
Just bought ludicrous amounts of meat. Today is a good day.
@tooniclem   Sunday December 11th, 2011, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
The Bigg market really I'd quite a scary place at this time on a Saturday #geordies
@tooniclem   Saturday December 10th, 2011, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
Really quite jealous of the birthday present I just bought my brother for his 18th. Utterly lost on what to get my sister though
@tooniclem   Friday December 9th, 2011, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
First Friday Frisbee training this year where i haven't ended up bleeding. I'd call it a success but I've too many bruises too count
@tooniclem   Friday December 9th, 2011, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Penultimate hand in completed. May as well have just taken a dump on the lecturers desk.
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 7th, 2011, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
Going out with 60p might be a bit optimistic even when I get free drinks
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 7th, 2011, 12:43 p.m. Retweet
Apparently one of my lecturers is actually a published dodgy sci-fi writer. It's absolutely the one you would expect just for looking
@tooniclem   Monday December 5th, 2011, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
Resigned myself to the fact that I've probably now slept in too late to even make my 2pm lecture #productiveday
@tooniclem   Sunday December 4th, 2011, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
Flat's now got a phase loop pedal. Its been like a 48 hour guitar marathon.
@tooniclem   Sunday December 4th, 2011, 11:35 a.m. Retweet
Hitting the isotonics hard now though
@tooniclem   Saturday December 3rd, 2011, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
Absolutely buzzin for Joris Voorn tonight #technotechno
@tooniclem   Saturday December 3rd, 2011, 1:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @rhysmorgan Patients need to know the whole truth about Burzynski’s cancer treatment claims: http://t.co/KYlFhLv8
@tooniclem   Thursday December 1st, 2011, 12:19 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b technically I do still have other buts atleastz for a few days I can do nothing but play skyrim and get utterly out of my tree
@tooniclem   Thursday December 1st, 2011, 11:35 a.m. Retweet
So little sleep this week I've completely lost track of the sequence of everything that's happened. But the coursework has been handed in!!!
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 29th, 2011, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
Think that interviewer saw through my waffling bullshit of an excuse for why I wanted to work for them. Next time I'll just say the money
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 29th, 2011, 12:59 p.m. Retweet
God I love a legitimate excuse to suit up.
@tooniclem   Monday November 28th, 2011, 10:13 p.m. Retweet
Hour 14 of near constant work. "Lets get chemical! Chemical! " #proplusoclock
@tooniclem   Monday November 28th, 2011, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
That's now seven hours I've been in this computer lab, and the only reason I'm leaving now is to get the 24hr one. Be honest, you're jealous
@tooniclem   Monday November 28th, 2011, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
On the brightside. Yay five minutes of being outside. #fml
@tooniclem   Sunday November 27th, 2011, 9:54 a.m. Retweet
@wob_b I believe were currently in last place at nationals as we speak. Weve had a shitload of I injuries so could be better, but I have fun
@tooniclem   Sunday November 27th, 2011, 9:47 a.m. Retweet
@wob_b exactly the same, come start of December I should be back to my regular 36 hour week :-)
@tooniclem   Sunday November 27th, 2011, 9:45 a.m. Retweet
@wob_b fuck our lives! When are you done for Xmas?
@tooniclem   Sunday November 27th, 2011, 9:37 a.m. Retweet
@wob_b that's a shame but I know what you mean. I ought to have been in the library for a few hours by now
@tooniclem   Saturday November 26th, 2011, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b Why has the ultimate goal not been achieved?
@tooniclem   Friday November 25th, 2011, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
Just had a bevvie with the most intelligent homeless man I've ever met. It really makes you wonder how things can go so wrong for some folks
@tooniclem   Wednesday November 23rd, 2011, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
Possibly ought not to be pre drinking while doing technical drawings. All my straight lines are ever so slightly wavy. #ItsaDesignFeature
@tooniclem   Friday November 18th, 2011, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
First summer internship application submitted! Now to get onto the coursework to make sure I'm not kicked out of uni before then...
@tooniclem   Wednesday November 16th, 2011, 12:35 p.m. Retweet
My maths lecturer could not look more like a bond villain
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 15th, 2011, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda he mentioned a name that to me a little while back. no specifics, but i knew what he was getting at. Well played to him.
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 15th, 2011, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda Suits you, sir. Yeah I can't get to sleep
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 15th, 2011, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda I truly am a little bit sorry for that
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 15th, 2011, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda oh yours by far, although I couldn't help but feel your picture was missing something important ... http://t.co/JG9PkPt9
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 15th, 2011, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
Must not stay up all night reading game of thrones.
@tooniclem   Sunday November 13th, 2011, 12:19 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda alas no. Noone knew who they were, and skyrim got the better of me :(
@tooniclem   Saturday November 12th, 2011, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda but what are they like? would *I* enjoy them? Also pulled apart by horses are supporting if that means I should go evenmore
@tooniclem   Saturday November 12th, 2011, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda I don't really know them but as its their last ever gig and they're playing 5 mins away, should I go see dananananakroyd?
@tooniclem   Saturday November 12th, 2011, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
Just passed some kids having a stone throwing fight. Good to see the teaching at byker grove is top notch
@tooniclem   Friday November 11th, 2011, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
@ninety2ultimate any chance of a twitter scoop for when registrations properly opening for this? Days I shouldn't be ignoring britdisc spam?
@tooniclem   Thursday November 10th, 2011, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
The all nighters in the tree cluster begin. Lo and behold its full of engineers. #2ndYear
@tooniclem   Thursday November 10th, 2011, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b Aside form the mountain of coursework I have for the next week, life's absolutely grand. And yours?
@tooniclem   Thursday November 10th, 2011, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
#nowlistening Lana Del Rey - Video Games (Jamie Woon Remix) http://t.co/yhTuqpzt Mr Woon you genius, you
@tooniclem   Monday November 7th, 2011, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
And yes, I do believe 'shitload' is an SI unit
@tooniclem   Monday November 7th, 2011, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
How the engineering world ever managed before I came along, I'll never fully comprehend
@tooniclem   Monday November 7th, 2011, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
Overcame the problem of turning off the light after already being tucked up in a warm bed by duct taping a shitload of drum sticks together
@tooniclem   Friday November 4th, 2011, 12:06 p.m. Retweet
Oh hello, reel big fish playing the AU on my birthday. #Thingsthathavetohappen
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 1st, 2011, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
Nice little video on dealing with procrastination: http://t.co/EvphUFkr now back to facebook
@tooniclem   Tuesday November 1st, 2011, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Really must remember,its my h faster to walk poly girls home than to give them directions. Xx
@tooniclem   Monday October 31st, 2011, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
50 meters of duct tape later... #success http://t.co/4LlaITV1
@tooniclem   Monday October 31st, 2011, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
On finding out that I will be dressed in the Thriller suit, my flatmate's 1st thought is "oh god, he'll be dancing like MJ all bloody night"
@tooniclem   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
Liverpool better prepare for some completely bonkers tactics this weekend, as they've made me the captain of the 2nd team. Muahaha
@tooniclem   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
Law lecturers advice for my engineering career; if I'm going to cock up, make sure to kill rather than injure people, it's cheaper
@tooniclem   Thursday October 20th, 2011, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
@Ultimate_Liam have you got my email regarding bank details? Alex TMP Td
@tooniclem   Sunday October 16th, 2011, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
I am the spirit god, won it at 3/4 of all the tournaments I've been to, and ALL of the ones where it actually matters #SpiritIsTheRealWinner
@tooniclem   Sunday October 16th, 2011, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
Another absolutely incredible weekend of frisbee with the Pies.
@tooniclem   Friday October 14th, 2011, 11:14 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter oh yes 50meg #win The ps3 is nearly constantly on when someones in the house
@tooniclem   Friday October 14th, 2011, 11:09 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter quick get the red bull vetell car from the community thing. It's ridiculous
@tooniclem   Sunday October 9th, 2011, 9:42 a.m. Retweet
Dont think my lecturers would agree that playing large amounts of Gran Turismo is satisfactory research for me designing a suspension system
@tooniclem   Friday October 7th, 2011, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
Scoring a medsoc free bar card has proved quite the success this evening
@tooniclem   Wednesday October 5th, 2011, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
Just got my committee card for tiger tiger, free entry and free drinks every Wednesday for the rest of year #BooYa
@tooniclem   Tuesday October 4th, 2011, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
Wh would have thought a 3 hour lecture would leave me with such an overwhelming urge to slit my wrists
@tooniclem   Monday October 3rd, 2011, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
Eating a cheesecake straight outta the box for my tea, as I have unparalleled class
@tooniclem   Monday October 3rd, 2011, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Just been getting drunk with this years yoga committee. Safe to say I shall be coming a lot more this year
@tooniclem   Monday October 3rd, 2011, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
Lecture number 2 of nearly 400 and the guy next to me is already asleep
@tooniclem   Sunday October 2nd, 2011, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
Seems odd to be reading tweets about all the things people have done today, I only just woke up
@tooniclem   Sunday October 2nd, 2011, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
National Rail is really not very smart, I enter the fact I have a 16-25 railcard, and yet it still desperately tries to sell me a 55+ ticket
@tooniclem   Saturday October 1st, 2011, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
From one claustrophobic sweatbox to another - on a megabus to the warehouse project
@tooniclem   Thursday September 29th, 2011, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
Day 4 of re-freshers, time to dig out the tiger onesie
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 28th, 2011, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
The one night this week I was planning to use to catch up on sleep, and I get some news that's got me far too excited to even consider it
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 28th, 2011, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
Macbook charger is no more! T minus 1 hour until internetlessness. Making it count, sitting on facebook
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 28th, 2011, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
Hands are covered in loads of random cuts from last night. Literally have no idea what any of them are from
@tooniclem   Tuesday September 27th, 2011, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
Its nearly 4am #exploringoclock
@tooniclem   Monday September 26th, 2011, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
First day of freshers, 300+ of the blighters signed up for Frisbee #success
@tooniclem   Monday September 26th, 2011, 10:58 a.m. Retweet
It may have taken a few weeks but I finally have a key to my own house
@tooniclem   Sunday September 25th, 2011, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b @Greg_Rossiter I might
@tooniclem   Sunday September 25th, 2011, 11:22 a.m. Retweet
Go cure cancer, whilst playing quite a fun game http://t.co/H797O4y8 #phylo
@tooniclem   Thursday September 22nd, 2011, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
Two towers are down. Only the longest of the three to go. #LotR
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 21st, 2011, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
Nearly at hour two of the extended lord of the rings marathon. This time...we're going till sunrise
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
It just saddens me that I've actually met people who are shockingly similar to those in the show #MadeInChelsea
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