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@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
it’s not his fault that he’s choosing criminals and the assholes that brought us to this point for his cabinet slot… https://t.co/uTdjI9aDr7
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2020, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
my old co-worker called me “trash-panda”. on account of the trash thing being my job, and that i’m woefully incompe… https://t.co/8bT8h2qW5a
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2020, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @xychelsea: beware folks 🚨😱 the incoming admin wants to double down on the absolute worst of the police, military, and surveillance stat…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2020, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
i often think fondly of my best friend’s dog Colby (who i only ever called Kobe) and i think she’s been gone about… https://t.co/1OCqLO6FlZ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2020, 4:12 a.m. Retweet
as a man trained in janitorial engineering i definitely have to rank human waste in order of best to worst: 1-new… https://t.co/pJP4wsAQ5h
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2020, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
i haven’t been a wrasslin’ fan for over 20 years, but safe to say since the undertaker was boring as hell back then… https://t.co/J00KBUY0f9
@burnsideulti   Monday November 23rd, 2020, 9:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @TimKalpakis: My ultimate turn on? A very long penis
@burnsideulti   Monday November 23rd, 2020, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
it’s really supposed to be “re-lease the kraken” because the first rental was unsuccessful
@burnsideulti   Monday November 23rd, 2020, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @MacSmiff: Attempts to reform the police never work because they focus on trying to PUNISH police, i.e. police them. Tools of the oppre…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 22nd, 2020, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: see how elastic our stiff prejudices grow when love once comes to bend them
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 21st, 2020, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
i talk a big game about solidarity and socialism, but if somebody offered me the opportunity to eat the world's mos… https://t.co/9EN1eauKiF
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 21st, 2020, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @ReggieOrtizJr: Shit I’ll never forgive that bitch @BarackObama for: -Standing Rock, Ferguson, Occupy Wall Street - Pretending to drin…
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 21st, 2020, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @sahouraxo: This war criminal’s memoir is set to make him millions, while Julian Assange, the man who exposed Obama’s war crimes in Liby…
@burnsideulti   Friday November 20th, 2020, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @kaichoyce: who’s gonna be brave enough to retweet this
@burnsideulti   Friday November 20th, 2020, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Actors (male) Running Ability 1-tom cruise 2-keanu 3-will ferrel . . 784-sly stallone . . . 12,356-harrison ford
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
has anyone seen a version of this yet? just made it and i want get on ellen. https://t.co/EmDs7rZ499
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpeakerPelosi: POTUS strategy will enhance our security & end the Afghanistan war responsibly. The longest war in American history is n…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
probably the funniest ultimate heckling i’ve ever heard was from Furious when the whole team acted like they were p… https://t.co/TliM439AA0
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @tysonbrody: If Biden thinks it would heal the soul of the nation not to prosecute alleged Trump illegality... I hope he thinks long an…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
the way everyone is throwing around “orwellian” today is litraly kafkaesque.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @Trishp0147: @BarackObama Nothing by The Gap Band?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2020, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
the band Tyvek has a VU homage song called #WayneCounty Roads. it’s a banger.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 17th, 2020, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
the “classic” @_GuidedByVoices lineup was actually only together for 37 of their 114 albums. https://t.co/W0cQSf0P0q
@burnsideulti   Monday November 16th, 2020, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @Louis_Allday: Fidel Castro did more good in the world than any US politician (or smug CNN pundit) did in the entire history of the US.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 16th, 2020, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
my peepaw was stuck rewiring those time/temp signs at all the first national bank branches down state, which was ob… https://t.co/CCxiBIo6ru
@burnsideulti   Monday November 16th, 2020, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
everytime i hear the masses clamoring for Socialism, i ask them “but what of your lived experience?” as for myself,… https://t.co/G127xYOXjj
@burnsideulti   Monday November 16th, 2020, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
some “union” thugs got him nixed from the detail when they went to alderman rankins with some cooked up story that… https://t.co/7uRJCur3Zf
@burnsideulti   Monday November 16th, 2020, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @sannewman: let's just stop having college altogether. if you want to be an engineer, your family brings gifts to a venerable engineer u…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 15th, 2020, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @SocialistMMA: Being a leftist in America is simply responding to the tragedies America commits with the proper emotional scale The ev…
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @dasharez0ne: RIP TO ALL CAT'S THAT ARE GONE - YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN https://t.co/pV0nCJai0f
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
jeff flake? his name says it all! more like “geoff” flake, #amiright!
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 5:20 a.m. Retweet
it’s kinda wild that the only two things that brought americans true joy in 2020 was a dude who fucks tigers and a… https://t.co/65UXJkWHUn
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
it was supposed to be “*repeat in 2022” but i ran out of characters
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @noname: so i decided im gonna be a top selling artist. i tried the anti-capitalist thing and it’s kinda played out. i want money. big s…
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 14th, 2020, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
the real trolley problem is that we don't use trolleys anymore.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 13th, 2020, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
jon cryer rick moranis harry conick jr the guy from the cranberries who sits on the end of the couch https://t.co/AQp9j0L2ox
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
best song ever. rip to the real heroes on #VeteransDay2020 https://t.co/dS1aKN7VKl
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
i can’t even tell you how many times ive nearly been strangled to death by a contract killer when i suddenly rememb… https://t.co/Io4TG1pWH8
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
the wildest thing about ignoring twitter media for a week is i have no idea where/when/if/how big any protests have… https://t.co/pze03KI93i
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
the wildest thing about ignoring twitter media fir a week is i have no idea where/when/if/how big any protests have… https://t.co/VLfylMUaFf
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
the problem with using a chain to attack a handsome person, is they often simply block my attack with a 2x4, and wh… https://t.co/bDU5k5wLPV
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
also it turns out that all the fuckheads in the DNC power circles are blaming people like me for their shittery.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
it worked because i’m happier than i’ve been in two years. my roommate, and coworkers told me the election results.… https://t.co/HuEwEWMXk6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
i didn’t just not post, i didn’t read shit about anything or watch anything for my own mental health. https://t.co/JYNg7jTwpc
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2020, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
took the week off of social media, but i’m back baby! https://t.co/WWElNSANme
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 7th, 2020, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
I just bought Goblin Cock - Necronomidonkeykongimicon from Joyful Noise Recordings https://t.co/0OynzXKb18 I'm on… https://t.co/7PxkZzuPRR
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2020, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @caitoz: Trump isn't uniquely horrible. Biden isn't uniquely horrible. What's uniquely horrible is the murderous globe-spanning empire t…
@burnsideulti   Monday November 2nd, 2020, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @horsedivorce: me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my…
@burnsideulti   Monday November 2nd, 2020, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @RBReich: Never forget Donald Trump was the culmination of 40 years of stagnant wages, widening inequality, corruption, dog-whistle poli…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @_GuidedByVoices: "The Drinker" 10/31/2020 https://t.co/mNBpNMQgH0
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
everyone used to think this guy’s name was Jethro Tull, but that’s just the name of the band. his name was John Ent… https://t.co/rz6ZkrIRcN
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
don’t know why tom brady and gronk chose the @Buccaneers instead of the @MiamiDolphins, Miami is the town that’s full of expats.
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
Whoops forgot that white people are expats in other countries, but anyone that comes here is just an immigrant acco… https://t.co/7kMxbAkYss
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 5:44 a.m. Retweet
i dont dress up for h-ween because ive only ever had one hero. https://t.co/mNi6MfxgYF
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2020, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
heading down to the krogers to see if h-ween candy is marked down yet. anybody need anything?
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2020, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
dropping bombs from a whole ‘nother area code! https://t.co/fa9Hg1V16u
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2020, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @JKDmobile: Scoop, score and eagles soaring! Silence in Death Valley. Tell Gordon to warm up!
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2020, 3:59 p.m. Retweet
him being a shitty person aside, he was arguably one of the top 7 james bonds on screen. 7-Timothy Dalton 6-Sean C… https://t.co/ZJqwNLEpoM
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2020, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
do they mention ultimate in here? it was too long and i couldn’t make it past the quidditch parts. i hope our fict… https://t.co/QFNU8b20QX
@burnsideulti   Friday October 30th, 2020, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @venturecommunis: it's going to be so funny having two presidents
@burnsideulti   Friday October 30th, 2020, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
im personally writing in #RBG for “multnomah soil and water conservation district at large 2” to show those asshole… https://t.co/mNFxa4M6LK
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 29th, 2020, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
I strongly believe in having friends from “across the aisle”! 1 of my frisbee friends said we should enact reparat… https://t.co/dN0N5q5J2K
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
everytime i start blasting that Saint Julian album. WORLD SHUT YOUR MOUTH is a banger. https://t.co/WL6CPXXurY
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 10:11 p.m. Retweet
i meant the actual Airwolf, not dvds of the series. thanks anyways
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
look at this mailer. @Mingus4Portland telling us he’s good with Wheeler. and what a garbage set of endorsements. i… https://t.co/1KTia8ThEG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
can i get a new ballot, this one’s ruint. i don’t want to make a humorous vote for the libertarian anymore if it’s not the same guy i know.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
just realized that i know lars fjelstad from burnside, troubled past and whorshaq, but not lars hedbor. https://t.co/sYkJ41Br1Z
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2020, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
the wildest thing about watching old time movies from the 70s was how it was totally normal for elementary school kids to smoke.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
if i had an amazon wishlist in my bio, it would just be for a blue ray of the complete run of clancy browns earth 2, and Airwolf.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
i just hope all of you have this same energy when it comes to the @USAUltimate board election. #vote #VoteThemOut… https://t.co/LtHKaZvdNH
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
today it’s evidently also about vidya gaims that i know nothing about. https://t.co/zuswGwnpBD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
i haven’t even had the energy for several weeks to be a shithead to the beingulti account.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
im a constitutionalalist as well in that i don’t agree to use the current usau continuation rule on picks. #@mitchdengler
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
i’ve curated my follows carefully, so half of mine is “dems have failed us, communism is our only hope” or “this tw… https://t.co/OXzy9PSTRq
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 27th, 2020, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
not just wall to wall carpet, but carpeted walls. with a cross silhouette from all the past episodes of Doin It. Do… https://t.co/FE7SgS5jca
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