@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @KivanBay: Elon Musk trying to accuse men who list their pronouns of being oppressive has the exact same energy as a white african cis r…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @hilaryagro: Incarcerated people should get the vaccine first. If we can't protect them after keeping them in crowded death traps duri…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
me, a child, moron, good for nothing: every band sucks after their third album. no body ever gets better the longer… https://t.co/GVqKWlPWvk
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @MetroBunnyMtl: This Tiktok is from Montreal. This is why we have no sympathy for landlords. They brag about how much they profit from…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: I came here to hunt whales, not my commander's vengeance.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2020, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @_brittanyv: The American dream is real. Anyone, regardless of where they were born or what class they were born into, is just one viral…
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 13th, 2020, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @markysumm: Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it. https://t.co/WjypbMJ8Zf
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 13th, 2020, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
whenever management gets in a meeting and tells us “so and so has been performing like a Rockstar!” they usually j… https://t.co/1BlRxYBHKM
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 13th, 2020, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
RT @KALIUCHIS: when i was a cashier i used to purposefully not ring a lot of items every day to people who needed it. it means nothing to…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 12th, 2020, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @lizyerby: I'm teaching this ~virtual~ shrinky dink class 1/29! It should be fun and silly $10-20 (and shrink plastic is sent to you!) h…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 12th, 2020, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @teamraccoonpdx: We have had meetings with the Oregonian months ago about their out of control racism, lack of Black staffers or editori…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 12th, 2020, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
derrick jones jr =2021 nba all star
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2020, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
i’ve got a new theory that this redhouse thing is sure revealing a lot about anyone who talks about it.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2020, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
shit. just fired up the google and found theres already a sequel under development at @hbomax called Of Mice and Ma… https://t.co/ETh7gEtJ1Q
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2020, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
trying to secure the rights to john steinbecks’ Of Mice and Men. have a great idea for a grim and gritty prequel. g… https://t.co/76Cpkr8w1h
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2020, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
does any of my followers know a good lawyer?
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2020, 6:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: no doubt the first man that ever murdered an ox was regarded as a murderer
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
thinking about becoming elite again (elite for first time?) just so i can primary robyn from the left.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jawn_Hancock: If you see someone shoplifting you'd better be fucking looking the other way. https://t.co/eYwydn5Udu
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
took some screenshots of my fav tweets this year, posting them now so i can delete them from my camera roll. https://t.co/W0fNYpp20t
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @EclecticRadical: If you pay rent, you’re creating wealth for a landlord. If you owe debts, you’re creating wealth for a landlord. If yo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
maybe there’s an alternate universe where mo rocca ended up the famous one instead of steve colbert and bluemaga li… https://t.co/aAY9QtkUVK
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 9th, 2020, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
what if i’m already nonstop catching chirps? https://t.co/x5m1nwdCSI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 9th, 2020, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
Drop your top 4 games and let your followers decide if you have rights https://t.co/8MRpKaHByx
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 9th, 2020, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
told my roommate how i made it two years in a row thru the Wham: Last Christmas Challenge, so she played it on purp… https://t.co/7osFK2Axpg
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 8th, 2020, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
i don’t even know why we have a Attorney General. why the hell do we need a soldier lawyer when a regular lawyer w… https://t.co/ZslG6mtrdO
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 8th, 2020, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
if the @steelers lose this, things don’t look good for their game tomorrow, let alone their games on saturday or sunday this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 7th, 2020, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @PostCultRev: Just gonna boost this thread again now that Uber has announced they’re dropping their self-driving auto program and they h…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 7th, 2020, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
when you really think about it, the world is the pequod, climate change is ahab, and the democratic party is stubbs. i’m tashtego obv.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 7th, 2020, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title. https://t.co/ixQdYurHfO
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
eating crap with these sacks of shit.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
no coffin please, just wet wet mud.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
3 minutes to #SundayFunday hope nobody gulps us. https://t.co/eAgRzFdxIt
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 6:17 a.m. Retweet
i now it's usually used as an attempt to get clout, but i'm going to be a little self defecating here and admit i've pooped myself before.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 5:33 a.m. Retweet
in case anybody wants to give the style a quick ear https://t.co/EoUYwNK3ea
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 5:21 a.m. Retweet
btw i spent all my monthly bandcamp budget on mark sultan=BBQShow https://t.co/65sQJo04ph
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 6th, 2020, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
they sure didnt name this album “disc golf success today” https://t.co/T452JzWCyz
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @tuckwoodstock: Good morning, just a casual reminder for no reason that ring dot com is an Amazon surveillance tool that partners with m…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
75% of the human condition is just trying to recapture the joy we felt the first time we heard Prince say “KICK BUS… https://t.co/lWBwE6IQzj
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @kheti_thegreat: Covid has taught me three things: 1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
good read. using spotify not only kills musician’s ability to earn a living, it has the bonus effect of killing the… https://t.co/9NZgZJSkIU
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @tigersgoroooar: imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they put the apostrophe in the wrong place on the word Y’all
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 6:07 a.m. Retweet
my husband ordered me a peloton without asking me about it, and now *I’M* going broke installing the required vault… https://t.co/pTQepIYuht
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
you are all trash for not helping me go viral like everybody else who does this exact same shit. https://t.co/hEedmcMT4p
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
Whenever I find a final clue that wraps up a complicated case, I often will spin around in slow amazement and chuck… https://t.co/5ucSbKospr
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @OVargas52: Bolivia's Minister for the Presidency, María Nela Prada, wore a Palestinian Keffiyeh yesterday. Not for some photo op/event,…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
the departed was based on whitey bulger, but tabuleh is based on wheaty bulgur.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
dickpill *subscription*. not prescription.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
finally i can just order a single one from now on https://t.co/AX0YLdGdcJ
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2020, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @jaybeware: Clarence Darrow to all you police & prison preservationists in nineteen oh f*cking twoooo https://t.co/ouIyZHB6ju
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2020, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
totally committed to ruining everything with as much intensity as a sax solo in an 80s pop song.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2020, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
people that complain about the “defund the police” slogan don’t ever have to defend their own personal slogan of “everything is always fine”
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2020, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
spotify knows how many times you played every song this year, because they have to remember how much to never pay t… https://t.co/SogmQbqTsS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
dude looks like he should be trying to make us all play the flexagon. https://t.co/ev0pl6uTdX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
my main plot this year has been trying to get any wireless mouse to work for longer than three hours. the b plot h… https://t.co/LXpqrr0lSk
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: as a statistician, it always irks me when people talk about mean, median, mode and range as though they’re different things.…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley the only zip tip i ever truly practiced was cutting my fingernails three days before a tourney.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
an old friend was a TA at georgetown and showed me zo mourning’s first year poetry. it was as bad as you’d expect,… https://t.co/IHXi2Tp7ad
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @haymarketbooks: Don’t let them kill your imagination. Another world is possible
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
its even dumber that i firstvthought of this while thinking about being The Phex Twin.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
sure, a orca is a pex predator, but im THE pex predator.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @ZeitgeistFilm: 40 million people in the US could be evicted. This is the price of an economic system based upon consumption to power j…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 29th, 2020, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
sylvester stallone and pele and michael caine versus nazi soccer players https://t.co/NRXY8x3V8X
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 29th, 2020, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
citizen kane is the citizen kane of movies about newspapers.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 27th, 2020, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
dont know why hes trending, but ive never liked #clapton https://t.co/sKRHLHbyb6
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @ajamubaraka: I echo the call for full pardons for Edward Snowden, Julian Assange and reparations for Chelsea Manning.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 5:47 a.m. Retweet
captains clause to use one of these bad boys at regionals. https://t.co/hgAK5HwDTn
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 5:45 a.m. Retweet
i drive a 20 year old truck, so i'm obviously not much of a car guy. whenever i see BMW my first thought is "what… https://t.co/sdCz5he8E3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @Public_Citizen: THE RICHEST 1% OWN 50% OF STOCKS *** THE RICHEST 0.1% OWN 17% OF STOCKS *** THE BOTTOM 50% OWN 2.2%…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
in high school we all liked #Maradona60, but we loved ruud gullit. nobody liked gary lineker.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
hope he doesn’t google search himself, but his birth name is Bertram Clutter.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
white privilege is totally real, because i just looked up an old hockey teammate that used to rent like ten gallon… https://t.co/vpmiVWqeNH
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