@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday March 18th, 2022, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
im just most sad that my potential grandkid will have to have ethical conversations about using their time machine on baby putin
@burnsideulti   Friday March 18th, 2022, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
there’s a certain special commaradery between the bicyclists on a rainy commute with a train delay that you normall… https://t.co/igH08Axnpg
@burnsideulti   Friday March 18th, 2022, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpiritofHo: Jen Psaki: regime change isn't the policy of the United States The United States: https://t.co/9sSbH6XEPT
@burnsideulti   Friday March 18th, 2022, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
Maybe I wasn’t clear, the blue face dude.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2022, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
Having a couple ice cold guinesses with the boys and we agreed to not use google. Help us settle a bet. Re: the braveheart dude, is he:
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2022, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @jahorne: If you're someone who doesn't regularly ride transit, what are some of the biggest barriers for you? Your answer could be: Doe…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2022, 12:51 a.m. Retweet
My lucky day! A hidden beer I didn’t remember about. https://t.co/Jnj88SxtbQ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2022, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
Bugs dramatically retorted “I can prove it wasn’t me, I spent all afternoon on the library computer.” “That’s wher… https://t.co/JN8xBYQjdK
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2022, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
just remember that anyone that tries to correct you tomorrow when you call it “saint patty’s day” is a goofus.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2022, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
how is a substitution group of your best cutters just like a pill bug?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2022, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @iamChrisVolpe: @chayesmatthew @NYCMayor Now’s a good time to remind people that the ACLU has an app that records police interactions an…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2022, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @OctopusCaveman: I think the scariest alien scenario ever would be if they came to earth, didn’t talk to humans, communicated with somet…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2022, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
Weird history: king features syndicate changed the name of Popeyes nemesis from BRUTUS to BLUTO so Julius Ceaser wo… https://t.co/yaLf3ajfqs
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2022, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
“Be aware of the Eyes of March” -Ettu Brutus
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2022, 1:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @comradeaux: US cable news has done over 1300 stories on Ukraine in the past 2 weeks. They have done exactly 0 stories on the US-funded…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
I know it’s probably the misogyny talking, but I don’t really care for plants that smell like cum or shit.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
me and the two roommates guessing whose gonna get covid first now that mask mandates are lifted. https://t.co/Jxn8Q9OJMf
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
No offense kyle, but I don’t give a shit one day later. I only want to read what you posted 5 minutes ago. https://t.co/vz2voumXWr
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
It’s currently un-readable right now. Half home, half timeline, half back to that “people you know liked this” gar… https://t.co/v7PAlCAikd
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Fun Fact: ancient computers didn’t have allot of room for digits, so the “former” n*zis that NASA hired simplified… https://t.co/n55FieY9cR
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
“frij” and “fridge” are both acceptable abbreviations of “refrigerator”, yet “frig” is not?!?! No wonder capitalism is failing.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @RobertGReeve: Batman villains are like “I’m no longer Sane Megan. I’m Nutmeg now”
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2022, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @GregVann: Interesting commentary from @davewalker on how we have normalised storing private cars on public land, and how people might f…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
Which NBA player would be best at ultimate? Obviously payton pritchard because he’s the only one that would show up to a second practice.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
Big baby better be in the garden.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
I consider myself young at heart because when my dad was my age he used to go to the park with a metal detector and I would never
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @thefootballsc: The @USLChampionship might just be providing us with the best kit match-up this weekend, as @lvlightsfc take on @NewMexi…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @hbeckpdx: ID: Sign on a grocery shelf next to a can of Amy's chili. It has two sections, the first is the text of the quoted tweet, the…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
March 26 home opener against the Tacoma Tucson.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2022, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
Can’t wait till my towns’ team starts up. It’s gonna be a good year for the Portland Pittsburgh! https://t.co/z51F3AkF0Q
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
maddow and madcow are seriously only one letter different
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
what if madcow were the ones who were platforming holocaust deniers? bet we all wouldn’t like ohio ultimate very much.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @chels_crew: the anti-union posters keep piling up, and apparently i’m NoT aLLoWeD tO SoLiCiT by putting up pro-union posters, so i deci…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
this is the worst thing ive ever seen this week today
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 5:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @DandiaAsad: "The worst thing that many American cities have done, for low-income people, is create a world in which you need a car. Eve…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
RT @zellieimani: Mutual aid is a radical act. It’s not radical because it exposes people to Karl Marx or socialist theory, but because it…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2022, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @RalphNader: Putin must think he's G.W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He figures they got away with a criminal war of aggression blowing apart a…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
Three hundo on the commute total. Staving off lord humongous as best I can. https://t.co/KXC0I7Hpmg
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @thomas_violence: the year is 3403 AD, crime is legal and cop's are illegal, only one man is willing to break the law to make the law le…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
ok, not many. Remember when Mount Rumpke erupted?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
Uranium-Ukrainian Can’t be a coincidence if you ask me!
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
remember in “I still know what you did last summer 2” when the radio contest said that Rio de Janeiro was the capit… https://t.co/I651cWZaa2
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @camilapress: President @NicolasMaduro: The world war has already started and it is economic. The world war in its first economic phase,…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 11th, 2022, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
new layout sucks shit. Love to not see anything! https://t.co/z1TKEeb6Z2
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 10th, 2022, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
why’s it called a “foots tool”, shouldn’t it be called a “feet tool”? https://t.co/7ROU2spDE8
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 10th, 2022, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
Some folks dump on ikea for poor quality shit, but if you stick to a couple things you can’t go wrong. Personally I… https://t.co/Nd5obu1KJT
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 10th, 2022, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @PearlsFromMyrna: Recycling day is a good time to check up on my neighbors’ drinking habits.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 10th, 2022, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
I just realized that 1922 happened an 100 years ago. https://t.co/ZlT9qttfgv
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
going over to meemaw’s house tonight to pour all her russian dressing down the sink.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
not as a boycott, but just because mayo sucks and ketchup sucks.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @Hector_E_Alcala: British royals showing you exactly what they think about all the people their country wages war upon.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
I’ve been able to maintain a vegan lifestyle mostly by ignoring the technical classifications of cows
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. Last night, the San Francisco Chronicle published an alarming article with an alarming headline that sounds real…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: all this is both foolish and unnecessary
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
If I had went to college with that JD Rowling lady I probably would have given her a piece of my mind.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2022, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
this is why i buy the albums. i was even just thinking about buying this exact vinyl for my brother’s birthday. or… https://t.co/CKgXCQTHGk
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2022, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
russel wilson demanded a trade to the highest elevation possible in order to get closer to jesus. kind of makes yo… https://t.co/GNeHdYNwHv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2022, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
I hope you find someone who loves you as much as poets love messing with the meter by saying “o’er”.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2022, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @SDonziger: BREAKING: Urging people around the world to join my attorneys to demand President Biden pardon me. Please spread the word: a…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2022, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
I finally bought gas for my truck again. Last purchase was in November. A couple days before I got a new bike. Haven’t droven to work once.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2022, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @woahduderino: Here’s a photo of Joe Kent hanging out with Chandler Pappas, a domestic terrorist who is spending a year in prison for as…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2022, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
this is embarrassing shit to just get through pickup https://t.co/azJYVjis2J
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 6th, 2022, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
One of the advantages the World has is that American’s have no idea where they are. We can barely point out Canada… https://t.co/zF2Pg4FvAc
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 6th, 2022, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jaybefaunt: I think it should be at least 4× what the average rent in an area is. If you want to charge $2000/mo for rent then the mini…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 6th, 2022, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @leilacleigh: If more people understood how corrupt Ukraine is, they’d be advocating for diplomatic solution instead of gunning for war.…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2022, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
I really wish people wouldn’t absolutely dump on shitlibs when they reveal their stupidity. It always makes me scar… https://t.co/9UhEo07Hco
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2022, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
meritocracy =govt by Boy Scout awards
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
they used roger geller as a stand in for christopher lee? https://t.co/LWTwOKwX3D
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
y’ever notice how a clothes bureau is also called a drawer and it has drawers to put your “drawers” in. https://t.co/EN3lWhWI7i
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @angelachavezz: @fkaLuna_ OMG I love this man so much!! He has some very entertaining calls 🤣 this one talks about a Taco Bell rivalry L…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
I could have made the same joke using “Pluto”, but scientists/etymologists still haven’t figured out which came fir… https://t.co/e5OvnOj41u
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
Words mean things, and we can lose track of the conversation by misusing them. Democracy=govt by vote Plutocracy=… https://t.co/b1JTkMAhpJ
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
just hearing about this nucular reactor fire biz. im still not totally up to date on geopolitical vagaries, so can… https://t.co/JHiGhQGJKd
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: Me Saying Bitcoin in March 2022 https://t.co/hXxX80Iy0d
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
But dude its cold out put on a shirt
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2022, 1:18 a.m. Retweet
its super cool to have an unstable neighbor that crawls into a back window for his squat and spends the night (part… https://t.co/n3cuqnOJeT
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