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Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
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October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
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October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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burnsideulti
Wednesday April 13th, 2022, 4:34 p.m.
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“Libtayo”sounds like what my uncle bruce would have called my friend tony who was majoring in women’s studies.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday April 13th, 2022, 1:44 a.m.
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The observer never heard mickle.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 12th, 2022, 11:32 p.m.
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RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look c…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 12th, 2022, 9:50 p.m.
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RT @TerribleMaps: Sweden's porn preferences vs radiation received from Chernobyl
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 12th, 2022, 4:26 p.m.
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filmed at wildwood.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 12th, 2022, 4:19 p.m.
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Dave Stieb finale >>>>>>>> #StrangerThings4
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 12th, 2022, 1:08 a.m.
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RT @davenewworld_2: Thousands in Pakistan are protesting the government's decision to remove their former prime minister Imran Khan from po…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 10:29 p.m.
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I dunno why the youth of today complain so much about tuition debt My best friend paid for college the old fashion…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 9:28 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 9:27 p.m.
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Three roommates all take a test.
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Monday April 11th, 2022, 9:27 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 9:13 p.m.
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RT @StephenFrug: This is making the rounds—I've seen it on both FB & here. Don't know where it's from, but it's awesome.
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 4:50 p.m.
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:(
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 4:13 p.m.
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its a Skewer. Is the cook who makes it a skewerer? Or Is it only a skewer when it’s being made and techinically at…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 4:06 p.m.
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RT @DrTaraGoddard: I use this photo every semester in class and ask students to guess the city. No one ever guesses Amsterdam. I then show…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 3:35 p.m.
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RT @caleweissman: thousands of etsy sellers are going on strike this week over increased fees. @gabrielabarkho spoke with a few about the i…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 3:24 p.m.
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RT @GarbageApe: american political opinions can all be summed up with the phrase "not me though"
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 3:24 p.m.
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What are the correct verb tenses for this:
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 2:52 p.m.
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TFW you realize your dad guessed a racist word before a normal word.
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 1:17 a.m.
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RT @_luigilacorte: The Golden Gate bridge is the world’s most famous bridge that was almost never built. It also nearly looked like this 👇…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 11th, 2022, 1:06 a.m.
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RT @susanwrongtag: this is maybe the worst ad i have ever seen in my nearly twenty eight years on earth
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Sunday April 10th, 2022, 7:19 p.m.
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I remember my family picking my dad up from the airport and we watched this in the car waiting for the plane to lan…
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burnsideulti
Sunday April 10th, 2022, 3:09 a.m.
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Wanderers is so good.
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burnsideulti
Sunday April 10th, 2022, 2:31 a.m.
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What the fuck?
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Saturday April 9th, 2022, 11:41 p.m.
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This is awkward…
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burnsideulti
Saturday April 9th, 2022, 5:08 a.m.
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making your home in dirt
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burnsideulti
Friday April 8th, 2022, 4:57 p.m.
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Got robbed of close to 7,500 last night, but realize I don’t feel bad for me, I feel bad for the scammers. They don…
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Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:43 p.m.
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Got all super pissed at my roommates’ iroomba cause it kept bumping around wherever I wanted to be, and suddenly re…
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burnsideulti
Friday April 8th, 2022, 12:31 a.m.
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Looking forward to getting massively let down by this appointment! JK, I don’t expect shit from our supreme court…
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Thursday April 7th, 2022, 6:18 p.m.
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RT @mel_inpdx: Have you purchased or attempted to purchase a home in the Portland metro in the past two years? I'd like to chat about your…
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burnsideulti
Thursday April 7th, 2022, 4:55 p.m.
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I really only like raspberry and apricot and orange marmalard. And traitor joes has none of them so I’m stuck eati…
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burnsideulti
Thursday April 7th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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Eating bad jelly I don’t like because of *gestures vaguely at everything* supply chain.
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Thursday April 7th, 2022, 2:40 a.m.
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RT @benphillips76: We used to “correct” kids who were left-handed - through violence, shame or “guidance” on how to be right handed. And so…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday April 6th, 2022, 8:32 p.m.
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RT @ali_naka: “We must choose either champagne for a few or safe drinking water for all” Captain Thomas Sankara
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Wednesday April 6th, 2022, 3:13 a.m.
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RT @AllredMD: Curious...if I asked for a retweet, how many would oblige? Please retweet this unauthorized sneaky peek:
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 5th, 2022, 10:22 p.m.
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I think that MBV’s Loveless album sucks and good vanilla ice cream is the best flavor.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday April 5th, 2022, 4:56 p.m.
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we need to stop the senseless hate towards Belarusians. their just a fancy italian word for “pretty russians”
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Tuesday April 5th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. There is a big scandal happening today in the Washington Post. The paper allowed the D.C. Mayor to lie, quoted th…
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Monday April 4th, 2022, 7:32 p.m.
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Sherlock Holmes is such an iconic character because before his creation whenever real world cops encountered an unu…
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burnsideulti
Monday April 4th, 2022, 7:24 p.m.
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RT @hilaryagro: Take the Pledge: No Pardons, No Votes. President Biden: keep your word. Pardon all 2,800+ federal nonviolent cannabis pris…
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Monday April 4th, 2022, 2:30 p.m.
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Sunday April 3rd, 2022, 5:04 p.m.
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it totally ignores the fact that no real fan goes to see Phil Collins in concert to watch him drum, but instead to…
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burnsideulti
Sunday April 3rd, 2022, 5:02 p.m.
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I just read an article about how some people were upset about Phil Collins only singing and not drumming on his lat…
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burnsideulti
Sunday April 3rd, 2022, 3:30 p.m.
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RT @IJasonAlexander: One of my favorite people has passed - my tv mama, Estelle Harris. The joy of playing with her and relishing her glori…
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Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 12:15 a.m.
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RT @neilloewen: City Planner April Fool’s is the worst because it’s all articles like “Much-needed transit line/bike lane/affordable house…
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burnsideulti
Friday April 1st, 2022, 11:13 p.m.
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Thanks goodness that #MarchMadness2022 is over.
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Friday April 1st, 2022, 11:05 p.m.
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RT @KaylaAncrum: Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. There must be other delicious rocks somewhere…
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Friday April 1st, 2022, 10:50 p.m.
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RT @DefectorMedia: Heartwarming: Amazon eats shit
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Friday April 1st, 2022, 7:07 p.m.
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RT @corysnearowski: Every April First I wear a yellow paper clip to signal that I’m not participating in April Fools, and am telling you th…
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Friday April 1st, 2022, 2:30 p.m.
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Remember how in the 80s we didn’t know shit about shit in America if it wasn’t immediately accessible to us? Like I…
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burnsideulti
Friday April 1st, 2022, 1:22 a.m.
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RT @ITYSL: TABLES
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 31st, 2022, 5:15 p.m.
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RT @MobyDickatSea: he too lives like a Czar in an ice palace made of frozen sighs
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Thursday March 31st, 2022, 5:05 p.m.
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Burnside Ultimate finally breaks silence on the AUDRA FEDYCK IS A FOX situation.
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 31st, 2022, 1:21 a.m.
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Best two holidays in a row: -New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day -May the Force/Cinco de Mayo -Natties Pool play/pre Qs -Xmas/Boxing Day
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 30th, 2022, 10:36 p.m.
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Congrats Bruce btw
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 30th, 2022, 9:23 p.m.
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Uh oh. He found it.
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Wednesday March 30th, 2022, 7:25 p.m.
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Trying to recruit a guy to play for us and he says “I have a six month old”. Uh, the kids gonna be like ten months…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 30th, 2022, 2:28 a.m.
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RT @HatTheButcher: A man hands you a box. Telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill i…
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Wednesday March 30th, 2022, 12:40 a.m.
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A plan to Convince An unsuspecting driver to B astards
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 29th, 2022, 11:01 p.m.
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tag yourself, im the leaf blower guy
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Tuesday March 29th, 2022, 9:35 p.m.
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@z_j_smith @DickAndSauce
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 29th, 2022, 2:52 p.m.
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O Cutters 2 D cutters 1 D handlers 0 O line handlers 25 someone who is good at roster building please help me recru…
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Tuesday March 29th, 2022, 2:26 p.m.
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RT @OPB: A scientist at the University of Washington is studying Lizbeth, a giant Pacific octopus, to try to understand how her complicated…
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burnsideulti
Monday March 28th, 2022, 11:59 p.m.
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thinking bout becoming a bone induction headphones kind of guy. its defiantly a lifestyle choice dont know if i can…
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 11:14 p.m.
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RT @Gritty20202: You can't solve homelessness by throwing away the only remaining belongings of the unhoused.
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 7:25 p.m.
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RT @SavannahEWooten: I pull up this image every time I need to remind myself what a three-quarters-of-a-TRILLION-dollar Pentagon budget act…
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 2:19 p.m.
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lol just accidentally noticed the number if I switched my Duolingo streak upsides down.
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 2:01 p.m.
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RT @ikarlymarx: yt people tweeting “violence is never the answer” when they just called the police on the homeless people down their street…
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 2:49 a.m.
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 2:27 a.m.
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#Oscars #osgars
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Monday March 28th, 2022, 12:09 a.m.
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RT @JoshuaPotash: The criminalization of homelessness is the criminalization of poverty, and the very same resources spent policing the hom…
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 27th, 2022, 3:30 a.m.
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That onyx game was fun to watch
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Saturday March 26th, 2022, 8:56 p.m.
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i wonder if any body has ever been a mlu ref and a adul coach.
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 26th, 2022, 6:13 p.m.
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cant craft a suitable vignette if there only on the iCloud
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Saturday March 26th, 2022, 6:11 p.m.
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Realizing I need to make some physical copies of the photos of my loved ones because otherwise the mutated chuds th…
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Saturday March 26th, 2022, 5:22 p.m.
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RT @Feldfrog: Some of my best new jokes 🐎🦋🦕
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 10:41 p.m.
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RT @Gritty20202: Apparently, this is how chimps respond to resource hoarding... Just something to think about.
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 8:37 p.m.
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never tell me the odds lol
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 8:00 p.m.
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2,4,6,8,10,12…
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 6:33 p.m.
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every bee dry humps like 4000 flowers in its lifetime #thirsty
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 4:52 p.m.
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RT @GraciousMachine: @edsbs The National and Drake are the same music and I don’t know how to explain it.
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Friday March 25th, 2022, 4:35 p.m.
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Yes.
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 10:49 p.m.
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RT @RegionalUSFood: Goetta (Cincinnati, OH)
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 9:48 p.m.
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 9:03 p.m.
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RT @vote4robgill: Wayne Pankratz of @Applebees says that higher gas prices are great for business because most employees live check to chec…
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 8:19 p.m.
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thats right, im back from vacation and i never told you i was even gone because crimedog mcgruff warned me to never…
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 8:05 p.m.
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how come it takes a phd from nasa university’s to figure out how to make the shower work at a airbnb?
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 7:55 p.m.
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RT @TheWarNerd: When you try to focus on insiders like Albright, you start to wonder if they were ever right about anything more complex th…
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Thursday March 24th, 2022, 2:08 p.m.
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everyone bags on the “weaponized incompetence” behavior, but that single time in college that I made shitty nachos…
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Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 8:14 p.m.
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RT @eimaster13: Kubra Hall massacre one of the US most atrocious crimes in Yemen. Hundreds attended to pay condolonces in a funeral, only t…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 4:36 p.m.
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if you lose a close mushroom race against a better opponent you still aren’t a champignon. there are no morel victories
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Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 3:25 p.m.
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RT @mplsFietser: Urban highways planned with extreme precision.
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Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 5:21 a.m.
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Drinking from Big cups or diamond cups. The times when I felt I still knew my path in this world.…
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Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 3:28 a.m.
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Monday March 21st, 2022, 4:12 p.m.
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RT @joeywreck: There is absolutely no reason to support the rights of landlords over our right to guaranteed housing.
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Monday March 21st, 2022, 3:27 p.m.
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Silhouette for scale!
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Monday March 21st, 2022, 12:35 a.m.
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Me: so why does austin powers wake up from cryogenic sleep and immediately disavow using penis pumps when he enthus…
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Sunday March 20th, 2022, 4:40 a.m.
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was listening to beach slang and having some beer. Corrected that mistake and switched to the replacements and having a beers.
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Saturday March 19th, 2022, 5:06 p.m.
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RT @robrousseau: it's fucking absurd that BDS is even remotely controversial
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Saturday March 19th, 2022, 4:59 p.m.
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What account sold out?
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