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Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Friday September 18th, 2015, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Football now owns Thr, Fri, Sat, Sun & Mon broadcasts. Ulty should focus on Wed markets. The MLU can have Tue morning before they fold.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 17th, 2015, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
I'll open it up to you, should I have an affair? I'm thinking of playing volleyball instead of GOALTY this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 17th, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
The first person who writes a dystopian YA novel about Goaltimate is going to be a billionaire.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 17th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
I always vote based on which candidate I would most want to play goaltimate with.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Goaltimate judges have denied my bail, because when I'm on the field I'm a definite flight risk.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @danecarbaugh: Fake High School In an Early 2000s Teen Movie || Power Jammies || Adult Kickball Team Taking It Way Too Seriously http://…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @Aerostars4Sale: In The Aerostar Over The Sea http://t.co/a0LjaF7pvU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
If Scientists ever combined the best thing in the world with the worst thing in the world they would create Goateetimate.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
The kind of person whose only heckle is "not a puller!" wears crocs and uses the spare tire doughnut for highway driving.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
My master's coach said my hands were too small to be an O line cutter. Who cares, I'm a Goaltimate player, he can go screw for all I care.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Corrected: I actually own a tuxedo so why should I listen to your opinions on Goaltimate?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
I actually own a tux Cito's awash to listen to you about your commute on Goldman
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Sorry dark team. I'm the one who told Ron not to score when we got close to the hoop last game. Thought we should turn it & let time run out
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOSBALL!
@burnsideulti   Monday September 14th, 2015, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
Weather is looking a little shady for GOALTY today. Luckily I always bring gloves. Put them on over my cleats so my laces don't get muddy.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 14th, 2015, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Compared to all other disc sports, you might say that one is the... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Guts" #YEEEEEEEEAAAH!
@burnsideulti   Monday September 14th, 2015, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
Big GOALTY game this Monday. Who do you predict we give the game ball to?
@burnsideulti   Monday September 14th, 2015, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
"Goaltimate sounds fun, I should play it" said everyone ever.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 14th, 2015, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
Why is 9 minutes the universal snooze time amount? Is it bc of the Romans or Leonardo DaVincio? Probably Tesla or some dumb act of Congress
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
If cars could play Goaltimate, what kind would be best? I'm thinking either a @NissanLeafPt or a @vw_passat Lincoln Navigator distant 3rd
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
Why'd you cut Vin? He would have at least filmed that the right direction. https://t.co/Z6QZUJxjZI
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES: Goaltimate Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
Interesting facts: No GOALTY player has ever compared themselves to a "warrior" or the game to a "battle".
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: These haircuts gettin out of control.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Zoo architect was an option if the schooling didn't take so long.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
2016 is a big year for us. We're very excited about the people born in 1983. You'll see us on the open circuit again https://t.co/Uzyr2hkSeZ
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
I guess if I hadn't gotten really into Goaltimate, I probably would have gotten into accounts payable/accounts receivable for a zoo.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
GRE TIME: Ultimate is to Goaltimate as Dire Straits is to _______ A:Thin Lizzy B:REO Speedwagon C:ZZ Top D:Huey Lewis and the News
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti @admitators are you mathematically eliminated yet? Want to bring back the custom kits early so we can play this afternoon?
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
Good luck to all the teams who are trying to lose enough games this weekend so that they get to join Goaltimate season quicker!
@burnsideulti   Friday September 11th, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
Hate to air dirty laundry, but the PDX GOALTY email list is full of biters. I'm actually glad I got banned. So basic, haters gonna hate #smh
@burnsideulti   Friday September 11th, 2015, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
BEST DONUT: Old fashioned BEST WHISKEY DRINK: Old fashioned BEST FLYING DISC SPORT: Cower* *i was just as surprised as you at this vote
@burnsideulti   Friday September 11th, 2015, 1:40 p.m. Retweet
I don't have a sociology degree, but my solution to the #SyrianRefugees would be to teach them Goaltimate. FYI what exactly is sociology?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 11th, 2015, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @boring_as_heck: ME: I call it "sportsball" instead of "sports" to comically show disdain for the very concept. PRIEST: Ok that's not re…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 10th, 2015, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
Ain't it always the way, give a kid a fancy toy that comes in a plain old cardboard box, and they always choose to play Goaltimate instead!
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 10th, 2015, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
Do you like GOALTY? Yes[ ] No[ ]
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 10th, 2015, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Blades are not only legal, they are encouraged at GOALTY https://t.co/W5tkVJxO4F
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 9th, 2015, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
If you've been making fun of my cargo shorts, jokes on you because the weather got colder so now I'm wearing cargo pants instead.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 9th, 2015, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
I think my favorite Hemingway story is the one where you think it's about a white elephant party but it's really about a Yankee swap party.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
.@JeffSnader You got lucky you were fired the same day as the @united CEO. Now your failures aren't big news.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
Breaking News: Philadelphia entrepreneur finally runs out of positions to fall upwards into.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
It's high time I started explaining why Goaltimate is the sport of kings, first off the 4v4 format lends itself best to equal (1/475)
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti it's now up to three games and twenty six subs on the sidelines.
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