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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 1:17 p.m. Retweet
Let's unmask the Silver Specter It's Phil Spector! The old man who told us to stay away from the control booth! https://t.co/KQ1SgaY8Lu
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
What 2014 nationals qualifying team is most likely to not advance to regionals? @admitators ? Nemesis ? Tabby rosa ? Temper ?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
I'm practicing writing Public Enemy album titles: ART OF FISH (ALL IN SELMA) NATION INN (DESCENT PRO) POSE ALL
@burnsideulti   Friday August 28th, 2015, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
ZIPTIPS 2K15: Clean muddy cleats in the dishwasher with a 1/2 cup of vinegar, run on heavy cycle. Throw out ruined cleats and buy new ones.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 28th, 2015, 12:50 p.m. Retweet
One sign of maturity is when you stop holding it in before going to work, to you make sure you get paid while you poop.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 28th, 2015, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: find YOUR frolf team captain name!!! be mindful this is not YOUR name but the captain's name. you are not the captain http://…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 28th, 2015, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @chunklet: With all the fucked up things I've done, at least I haven't had a goatee.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
Just checked joe seidlers ultimate history website and this is the first time in seven years that BURNSIDE hasn't played open sectionals.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
Not every team is in the hunt for a champy. Just remember that most teams are treating this weekend like their Sectionals.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
If the @detroitmechanix played the @USAUltimate series, could they qualify for regionals? What if they got to play in the Alaska section?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Vestigial "e" or not, whisky is delicious.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
.@DangeRussWilson My gramma hasn't had a concussion either. #nannabubbles http://t.co/qrCAxcGQft
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @ripcityhamilton: I can remember Sheed telling us , Y'all can go do the cover but I'm not. Soooo Sheed that's why I… https://t.co/1jEKG…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti This is still true four days later. Dusty is a dope.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
I prefer the football method, where its one game a week and you smash your opponent in the head until you both get brain damage.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Golf tourneys are full weekend long wars of attrition for upper class white people where the people who didn't win were probably drunk.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
That other dude needs some sun. He's super pale. https://t.co/41GL5OAHKs
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Questions to Ponder: Should ulty tourneys be modeled more after football games or golf tournaments?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 25th, 2015, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
You guys haven't asked but my new job is going swell. http://t.co/sB2zEOlv2J
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 25th, 2015, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
Took the nonbunny route today and I'm regretting it even though it's ten minutes faster.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 25th, 2015, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
I have 2 ways to get to work, 1 is on the highway, 1 has a pretty good chance of letting me see wild baby bunnies frolicking in a field.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Wow never seen that. Pretty cool even if it had negative stereotypes!
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Judgement Night had a huge effect on me. Seeing a group of guys get together with teamwork like that made me want to play team sports.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
When people ask why I got into ultimate, I have to laugh bc it's entirely from watching that Jeremy Piven movie.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti That doesn't sound right either. Jokes are harder than they look.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I might have done that wrong. What's the best thing about dating nineteen year olds? There's nine of them.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
JOKE TIME! What's the best thing about dating twenty year olds? They are twenty.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 1:39 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti She plays ultimate, but I don't know if she's on Twitter, please don't tell her I said this.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 24th, 2015, 1:38 p.m. Retweet
I once dated a girl who used weird amounts of cream cheese on bagels. Can't remember if it was a lot or a little, but it was weird.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 23rd, 2015, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Why I love Twitter on tournament weekends: http://t.co/mx5T4o5UB0
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: I feel bad for lefties not being able to get into heaven or vote or any of the same things us normies take for granted
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
I've unfollowed people on facebook for longer than I was friends with them in the first place.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @i_eat_fruit: me [trying to bond w male coworkers]: do u guys want to come over and play sports at my house after work
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @senderblock23: Please try your best to not have a man bun
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Ultimate is a lot like your iPod shuffle. You can drop a disk & you can also ask yourself "Do I really own a Badfinger album?"
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
My mom always used to say "There are two kinds of people: CHEMICAL BROTHERS or DAFT PUNK What are you?" I'd always cry bc I'm a Ladytron.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
How old is the wind? Think it wants to play masters next year? https://t.co/WnUHNnmZby
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 1:44 p.m. Retweet
Peter gammon-pearl jam John Clayton-Motörhead Dusty Rhodes-311 Ultimate won't be taken seriously until our columnists like better music
@burnsideulti   Friday August 21st, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: the thing about sports is you just gotta go out there and play ball. some people might get pissed about this but hey i dont m…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 21st, 2015, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @duck_in_pants: some pairs of pants are more aerodynamic than others, but u have to sacrifice the pocket space where u could store bread…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
There's some troubling sexual dynamics in the movie Overboard and if I ever meet Kurt Russell don't think I won't ask him about them.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
"EMOJI" is an abbreviated portmanteau of EMOTIONAL JIHAD. Think of that next time you try to destroy America with a smiley face.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
"Bad news bears theme" is my favorite piece of classical music.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @PaperWash: [wins super bowl] I'd like to thank god God: I didn't help without him I wouldn't be here God: I literally hate sports
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 10:47 p.m. Retweet
I ended up super busy these last few months and I forgot to find out what's the summer jam this year?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
What pro athletes would be the worst ultimate player? Peyton Manning Jon Daly Dale Earnhardt The starting D line for the @detroitmechanix
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
Throwing farther isn't always about throwing harder, it can be about throwing better instead. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
Do they call it 'mixed "sectionals"', because it's the first time all year most of the players are getting off the couch? #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @HumanPog: just had to lay down the law to my coworker the next time i get hit with that frisbee its going to be MY fribsee
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
If you're looking for the kind of knowledge that only comes after playing ultimate more than twice, reddit is the place to ask. #fourulty
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