Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
"Kentucky-y" is the adjective for how full your dip spit bottle is. https://t.co/QJ4mSc0gth
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 1:03 a.m. Retweet
And the good news is, he's always willing to relocate cities for that special someone... https://t.co/bl4QaZx2Mb
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheTimmyToes: my team got a sideline warning, but my naked butt cheek was JUST BARELY over the line onto the field ridiculous
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 10th, 2015, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
Actually, Oktoberfest was originally a pagan holiday before it got coopted by hallmark.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
As a kid I called movie swords "lightsavers", and refused to eat "coldslaw" at picnics. I still do, but at least now I know I'm wrong.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @NateSilver538: We project @kobebryant to be the 236th-best player in the NBA this season. http://t.co/DTpSCuvlXC http://t.co/gPh8s6gKg3
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
I accidentally almost considered maybe thinking about buying Birkenstocks.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
Some people from #Leiout1989 are still waiting in line to get into the party. https://t.co/7D58T1HDKV
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
I would sell my house and totally move everything one block away to an identical house just to get a better garbage pickup day of the week.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
We'll miss you jeets! Best captain ever #Yankees http://t.co/Vn0K9ck5yC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
That's a pretty sad way for Jeter to end his career :.(
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy that @MLB moved their #MLBPostseason later in the year to miss @USAUltimate nationals.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 6th, 2015, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
Everyones awarded the 2016 title to @revolverult but I'm waiting until I hear what teams Boucher, Matzuka, & Hibbert eventually end up on
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 6th, 2015, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Confession: I'm even worse at goaltimate than I am at ultimate. Now that that's off my chest, I will delete this tweet in 5 minutes.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
when is seattle going to start taking mixed seriously and stop sending a last place team? @DohAbides @Bird_Fruit https://t.co/3NDuMelNN3
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
Chip Kelly as a GM is like when back in hi school Ron tried to make an all white team for tecmo bowl but had to pretend ron woodson counted.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler There was this call from NW masters regionals 2011 http://t.co/Vy6RmrW40w
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
Kind of sad that @stephenasmith felt threatened by my 15 seconds of fame, and had to go and upstage my twitter fight with @kgoblue42
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
They might be the only team that could challenge revolver in 2016 https://t.co/IvWSBlM8Hs
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
CONGRATS EVERYONE, IT'S GOALTY SEASON.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
what a weird shaped rim, it looks like a math equation. https://t.co/20bywejuKD
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
Looks like the Seahawks superbowl failure got into the heads of all the Seattle teams down in Frisco.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
@dragNthrust needs their men to get into the end zone, not the friend zone
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
I was going to post GOALTY SEASON on every team's Twitter feed immediately after they got eliminated but that seemed gauche. #NationalsTX
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
You forgot to mention that it's still a "game" not a sport. https://t.co/ELO0N1su2G
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Looks like sockeye had to pick up a mixed player to get back to finals smh
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Looks like mixtape had to kick off a men's player to get back to finals smh
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
"..just like that.." is one of the laziest calls in sports broadcasting. but then again, I have to listen to mike barrett call the Blazers
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
If jay drescher keeps this up he'll be more famous than his mom! https://t.co/kH7gEVBOis
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
@mollybrowntown Why didn't Usau make you change your name? "Molly" is a type of drug, and "brown" is the color of dirty things.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
@furyultimate @SkratchLabs that's some shade thrown with that sticker!
@burnsideulti   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
4) Offer him a tryout to your team during your game? https://t.co/2H2xrnFPMZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
@traffic_ulti is my favorite team, but @mollybrowntown has my favorite player. This is like that meryl streets movie, "folger's choice."
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
sorry to bring up goalty during #NationalsTX, but do you guys prefer to start on O or D when playing goalty pickup?
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 1:19 p.m. Retweet
.@The_UPA keep your heads on a swivel while warming up this morning. Byron might get a little reckless on his golf cart near your team.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 1:14 p.m. Retweet
Traditionally the first team eliminated at #NationalsTX has a team pizza party to drown their sorrows in carbs. Who will it be this year?
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
#Nationalstx is the exciting 1st leg of @USAUltimate 's 2016 fiscal tournament year, culminating in #mastersnats in late July.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @ItsAndyRyan: I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
In respect of @USAUltimate nationals, I'm going to tone down the rhetoric on the goalty posts so I don't steal too much thunder this weekend
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
Male mixed players only account for 47% of the male athletes at @USAUltimate nationals, but they account for 93% of the goatees.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @robertjbennett: THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER READ http://t.co/xvwXohGxFQ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 29th, 2015, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
Whatta buncha dolts, don't even wear cleats when they play goalty. smh http://t.co/vug0o26PZx
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