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TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Monday September 7th, 2015, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
[gohl-*tuhh*-mitt] is the correct pronunciation. Quit saying [GO-al-tim-*eht*] you look sound like an idiot.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 7th, 2015, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
They call this the "Good Book", but you don't need it in goalty. There aren't even observers, let alone refs. http://t.co/4Y4dj6my9G
@burnsideulti   Monday September 7th, 2015, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
Best thing about going to work on Labor Day is there's absolutely no traffic since everyone else is at the park playing morning GOALTY.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 7th, 2015, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
Goaltimate is no place for socialism, what, am I suppose to share my cheeky scubers and tasty point blocks? I don't think so Bernie Sanders.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 6th, 2015, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
Does it have the four people who voted for you for pada board inside? https://t.co/cCwR9W22T3
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 6th, 2015, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
Played some full field, no hoop, 7 man GOALTY today. After every score we ended up throwing a "kickoff" to the other team. It was wackadoo.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 6th, 2015, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
There's no official Goaltimate emoji. /^\ That's the best janky one I could come up with on my own. :(
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 5th, 2015, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @dwayne759384752: Elite Digest: The Digest for Elites™
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 5th, 2015, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Well not at this field, there's actually only room for GOALTY here, and the clear zone will be a little tight near that tree.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 5th, 2015, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
I've been losing followers like I declared a fatwa on ultimate. There's room for both sports!
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 5th, 2015, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
When asked why I play ulty w a semicircle hoop, I give a lecture on how the material's tensile strength actually makes it more of a parabola
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Yvin, if you need help escaping, just fave my next three posts and I can call the police.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @emmatheist: No coke, is pepsi ok? No chocolate, is vanilla ok? No frisbees, is a table saw blade ok? No heaven, i s h e l l o k
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @MeyersLeonard11: Having to be 25 to rent an SUV from car rental places has got to be one of the most annoying rules ever. Makes me mad …
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world are you investigating the claims that the @FiveUltimateLLC Twitter is actually run by the 6th sibling locked in the basement?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
Many people think the term Goaltimate comes from "go ultimate" meaning a faster type of ultimate. This is incorrect.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Goaltimate is like sex at a campsite. It's fucking intents. https://t.co/LVEtAWDXNg
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Jock Jams was the greatest recording artist of our generation. His 2nd album was weak but his third was hella tight again.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
I always play GOALTY w ear buds and listen to JOCK JAMS That way every thing that happens is a sportscenter top ten play of the week.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @elle91: The weirdest thing about homophobia is how people can think that loving someone is a bigger sin than hating someone.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 4th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
SUCK AND SUB is the best way to play GOALTY. It's pretty much the best way to play the game of life. @congress are you listening?
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 3rd, 2015, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @itsCrab: Kim Davis looks like she probably showed rabbits as a child.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 3rd, 2015, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
I'm not really sure if this means we made the big time. #musicontap311 http://t.co/T5BjXzIz1l
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
I've lost six followers since Goaltimate Season started. If you could still read this, just know that we're all disappointed in you.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Ulty players that tell you they hate GOALTY really mean to tell you "MY ONLY ULTIMATE SKILL IS RUNNING FAR AWAY IN A STRAIGHT LINE."
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti It's like that old saying "when every problem is too many nails, the solution is a hammer" I also love push passes.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @KattsDogma: What idiot calls them 'seamen' and not 'fuckbuoys?'
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
Needs a hoop set up in those bushes. Goaltimate season. http://t.co/Yk03h6qtgW
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
What's the most important throw in goaltimate that is totally unnecessary in ultimate? My vote is the forehand.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
Can't help but think of one thing.... Gojira v MechaGojira v Ghidorah v Mothra playing Goaltimate. http://t.co/fWIBLgOO4D
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
Imagine if the best o the best played a winner take all final tournament? A true World Champion of Ultimate. Should I try and set this up?
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
There should be some sort of setup to allow each sectional Champ to play the other adjacent Champs.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
Congratulations to all the teams who became Champions this weekend. Now that the #tct2015 is over, IT'S GOALTY SEASON!
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
Ask your farrier what are the best kind of metal cleats for your game. Assuming of course you're a talking horse. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 31st, 2015, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going day to day is waiting on the new USDA maple syrup grading system they will unveil in 2017.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 30th, 2015, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
When you clearly landed out but reenact your catch in a new location when you are arguing that you landed in bounds. https://t.co/6CXDQbV1Ir
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 30th, 2015, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
It's Sectionals Selection Sunday out there! Good luck to all the teams, I hope no one loses and you all advance to regionals.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 30th, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @Michael1979: Attn: Hairdressers I need a haircut. Meet me in this field on Monday at 10.54am with your hairdressing equipment. http:/…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
EARTH without "_ H" is just FART
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Guess who loves watermelon? That's right, it's Ron. https://t.co/mmLzhYPGN0
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
Big question for Oregon Sectionals today: Can anyone stop at Woodburn Mall on the way back & pick me up a lid for a 12" Chefmate saucepan?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 29th, 2015, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
[principal at Apiary School] I'm ashamed of all your final grades. Every one of you got A's & C's. Not one of you could get straight B's.
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