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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 29th, 2015, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
With one time leagues you can earn weekly payouts of thin porridge on FanGruel dot com. Not a gambling website.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 28th, 2015, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
Annie's bunny crackers also look like one of the Rhino players jumping up to catch a disc. I won't say which one. http://t.co/2hbCx2X1C4
@burnsideulti   Monday September 28th, 2015, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Science calculates that the moon revolves around the earth, but can't yet prove that the earth doesn't revolve around GOALTY.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 28th, 2015, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I bet they they say "yah chut" when there are no poor people around and laugh at us.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 28th, 2015, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
Best way to cut to the hoop and lose your defender for a score. https://t.co/SPYXpo5Zd0
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 27th, 2015, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
My life partner's wearing socks and sandals so I'm going to go play goaltimate because I can't even
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 27th, 2015, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Maybe if my grandpa's friends had actually learned how to keep a frisbee throw inbounds, people wouldn't call them the greatest generation.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 27th, 2015, 2:11 p.m. Retweet
Fantasy goalty ?: Which STEVE should I start in a ppr league? FARRING turns it over constantly, but HUGHES also turns it over constantly.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 27th, 2015, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @danecarbaugh: This game is a good reminder to never move to Oregon. It's terrible here.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 26th, 2015, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
I've resorted to shopping at the Safeway near my house like some kind of a poor from circumstances.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 26th, 2015, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: with these gloves players are wearing, they can catch anything. get this garbage out of baseball
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 26th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
Best part of goalty is: everything. Best part of ulty is: continental breakfast waffles on tournament weekends.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 26th, 2015, 2:42 a.m. Retweet
This pasta would be great at GOALTY. Cut and clear. Cut and clear. Cut and clear. Never stop. https://t.co/3k4720oMgY
@burnsideulti   Friday September 25th, 2015, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @WhatIfBot1: What if series was a real thing?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 25th, 2015, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
I'm glad cell phones didn't exist in the 80s, bc then we wouldn't have heard how important it was for Billy to not lose that number.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 25th, 2015, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
Waltzing w brashir Walking w dinosaurs Playing w fire Sleeping w the enemy Dancing w the devil Goaltimating w BURNSIDEULTI
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 24th, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
The biggest problem I have with the 1%, is they decided we shouldn't pronounce the CH in "yacht".
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 24th, 2015, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
You might think it's hard, or inappropriate to write a bunch of tweets about Goaltimate but you'd be wrong because you're just small minded.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
Not playing Goaltimate is like cutting off your nose despite your face.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
In the 18th century while traveling the Oregon trail, playing Goaltimate was the most common plan to survive the next three winters.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reverend_Scott: Girl: I'm just not crazy about u. Me in a suit covered in butter knives: U win this time ZZ Top.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
Sun rises in 14 minutes. Time for Goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
If you want to talk music, I would go so far as to say that Led Zep's first 3 albums compare quite favorably to the entire Smashmouth oeuvre
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @JeppsonsMalort: This Summer is over when we SAY it's over. http://t.co/XnBCalOAMe
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
If someone came from the future and told me before the season started that if the playoffs started today, we'd be in 3rd place, I'd take it.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
When in a new town for goalty, I warm up throwing lefty bc when the game starts I'll blow minds when I'm still a lefty, I just can't throw.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 4:59 a.m. Retweet
Remember when players from the 'Couv used to wear one new balance and one Gaia cleat? How was that a thing? https://t.co/i14Nt7i3nV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
"Goaltimate Villains" is an anagram for "It Omits a Illegal Van"
@burnsideulti   Monday September 21st, 2015, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
I think the joke is that Chad is really good at goaltimate, so they are the front runners. https://t.co/sgTv4Xs0mN
@burnsideulti   Monday September 21st, 2015, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
The mainstream media is conducting a war against Goaltimate. Where do you stand?
@burnsideulti   Monday September 21st, 2015, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Don't even try to talk to me in the morning until I've had my Goaltimate! lol!
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
Goaltimate is like the #Emmys but professional football is like the daytime Emmys.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
Product review request: What Bluetooth earbud is best to use while I play Goaltimate? FYI I'm very important and can't have dropped calls.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
My Goaltimate squad calls me Mister Second Quarter
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
I think a professional athlete could learn to be good at Goaltimate. Especially if they played basketball or football for money.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @scottEweinberg: I propose that we change "Talk Like a Pirate Day" to "Talk Like Paul Lynde Day." RT for yes. Fave for no. http://t.co/…
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
I'm carbo loading for Goaltimate tomorrow. Someone please hold a game and invite me or these four plates of pasta will just turn to fat.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Title ideas: HOOPWARRIORS TEAM YOUTH ARC DEATHGOAL WHERE ARE MY PARENTS FIGHT MATCH TWILITED: THROWING FIRE
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @TedNugent: obama is a Christian & Im a gay vegetarian pirate
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
Saturday is the Goaltimate shabbos around here. It's a day of rest for respect. Unless you know of a game, then text me and I'll show up.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
Friday goalty, it's like the weekend started early!
@burnsideulti   Friday September 18th, 2015, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
Alex Smith hasn't thrown a TD to a WR in over a year, but I haven't scored in a Usau game since 2008 & nobody writes hot taeks about that.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 18th, 2015, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
Peyton's out there like a kid, having fun, and very lightly tossing around the ol' pigskin.
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