@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 4th, 2018, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
The future is really exciting because there might eventually be a mixed great grandmasters division. https://t.co/WvE2uLzjVj
@burnsideulti   Friday August 3rd, 2018, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
zzz <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ∧_∧ an uncontested travel ( ・ω・) should be a turnover _| ⊃/(___ / └-… https://t.co/ZSrsdyIVuL
@burnsideulti   Friday August 3rd, 2018, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
after getting banned from competition for a year, buzz bullets sure picked a strange time to boycott even trying to win for an entire half.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 3rd, 2018, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
what if tig notaro took over the beingulti handle for a week?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 3rd, 2018, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @BillNye: Played ultimate this morning on a beach back east with a disk from out west. https://t.co/FqwWNuklyn
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 2nd, 2018, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
“That’s what I hate about these new masters players man. I get older and they stay the same age.” https://t.co/KhbG8NeBAm
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 2nd, 2018, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @theabhayk: “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 2nd, 2018, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
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@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @gin_and_tacos: ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) The stock market ┳┻|⊂ノ isn’t “the e…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
*ad dammit, i can't take this down after it's already gotten one like.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes dates are a cool thing to put on an add for a live viewing event. https://t.co/x845ag5IaQ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
@ATLchain @BeastPlains @SpinUltimate @MarkPooleJr @FWooten lol, that's prolly what Byron said to you when you asked… https://t.co/uOPieWGTFt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
@ATLchain @BeastPlains @SpinUltimate @MarkPooleJr @FWooten wow, all the way back to the last time you made nationals!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
Current mood: Ignoring the ground tap to trigger the snowflakes.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 1st, 2018, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
@100percentBS is that the name of a new women’s masters team from the NC?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 31st, 2018, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @publicwondering: Portlanders' money would be better spent on housing, mental health and addiction treatment, than on the police arresti…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 31st, 2018, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @WendellDaily: There is much good work to be done by every one of us and we must begin to do it.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 31st, 2018, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @whatwouldDOOdo: It’s been a tough couple of weeks for baseball on twitter. It sucks to see racist and homophobic language coming from i…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 30th, 2018, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley not being a masters eligible player is a temporary condition.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 27th, 2018, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Counterpoint: most grandparents in america watch Fox News. https://t.co/hoqoSIDEAI
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 26th, 2018, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @Iennysbusker: Skong Kull Island
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 26th, 2018, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @randygdub: some might think you like socialism but did you know it may cause meghan mccain to have less money
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 25th, 2018, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
my stepdad Gary sure picked a bullshit time to cancel my phone's data plan. he made me miss my superbowl. now all t… https://t.co/OX3qwdAI4q
@burnsideulti   Friday July 20th, 2018, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
Our captains told us the player fee for this tourney was $117.57 Don’t know if I’m getting what I paid for.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 20th, 2018, 4:53 a.m. Retweet
AMC’s karate kid marathon has our entire room pumped. Tomorrow will be amazing.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 20th, 2018, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
Asked a local where to buy booze since I didn’t see any liquor stores. She said “just go to Jew Losco” or somethin… https://t.co/p9Yh5jI14A
@burnsideulti   Friday July 20th, 2018, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
To all my regular, non old followers, it’s hard to describe what this weekend means to me. But I’ll try: Nationals is our Sectionals.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 19th, 2018, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
Hey @machineultimate , are any of your players balding or heavy set, or otherwise look kinda old and want to answer… https://t.co/A1izKY1emQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 19th, 2018, 9:42 p.m. Retweet
These cicadas are messing with my brain.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 19th, 2018, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
Surprised there’s nobody else here in the concourse. Usually run into somebody I’ve seen before. Once I saw Peter Noone at LAX.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 19th, 2018, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Just landed inDenver, see you in Aurora in 45 min! #mastersnats2018 https://t.co/txXIoHNtqA
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 18th, 2018, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
hot take alert: swampybarg's jerseys look like those long baggy sleeves would be uncomfortable to play in.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 18th, 2018, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
hey everybody that's calling out grut for bad calls? welcome to the #resistance
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 17th, 2018, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
"the greatest mystery of all awaits" cc: @DiGUltimate https://t.co/BP4wkavX8u
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 17th, 2018, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @jacobinmag: "Palestine is not some obscure question that you can simply say, 'Sorry, I don’t know much about that.' Any person who aspi…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 17th, 2018, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
Defensive/Offensive strategies ▶ 🔘──────── 00:17 Where you should have been cutting instead when I threw that thumber ▶ 🔘──────── 34:17
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 17th, 2018, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
What sport skill would you like to have most?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 16th, 2018, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
isn't it weird that "quarterfinals" (ie one fourth of the remaining teams) means there are 8 teams left? and "semi… https://t.co/yqeq9jXa7F
@burnsideulti   Monday July 16th, 2018, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
only a week and a half away from #mastersnats2018, getting pumped!
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 15th, 2018, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: if you watch Goonies backwards you’re a moron watch it the right way it’s a great movie, you jerk.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 15th, 2018, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
standing up for elon musk is like standing up for brian calle.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 15th, 2018, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @BAKKOOONN: *mother, to child* please son. it is a wonderful summer evening. please go outside and play frisbee with your father *child…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 15th, 2018, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @Mean_Jeans: The kids are in their 30s
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 14th, 2018, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @FINALLEVEL: Everyone has their OWN vision & definition of success and happiness.. No two are exactly the same. This vision will change…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 13th, 2018, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
What the fresh hell we cant beat any of those teams https://t.co/A14Qixv8AF
@burnsideulti   Friday July 13th, 2018, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @SeanClements: Damn man, this orange bucket’s got me fuckin’ fired up! https://t.co/FO3Q5qINrv
@burnsideulti   Friday July 13th, 2018, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy that #PapaJohn is a hereditary title, and they can’t hire a new one until they kill the old one. #capitalism
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 10th, 2018, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @weismanjake: Something I find truly upsetting is anyone who cares deeply about their alma mater
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 10th, 2018, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
i have no idea what "dig a pony" by the beatles sounds like.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @MaryKoCo: Decided to stop beating around the bush and finally just drank pickle juice out of the jar
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @pdxlawgrrrl: Dear Portland Mayor @TedWheeler: Today a @NLG_Portland legal observer took a video documenting Portland Police at #OccupyI…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
@clxbttp Practice those b2b timeout calls!
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
My only reservations about the bravo/rhino trade was that Lohre and Joe Dirt for Hylke should have included some fu… https://t.co/iittwJ3LxB
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
I went on a TV panel discussion show about the topic of gifted children and claimed my mother was dead, then recite… https://t.co/KsJDa7Ufr6
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @jiatolentino: Next week I am speaking at a Congressional briefing about vaping lol https://t.co/CCNGGgdUqL
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @the_bird_roads: Tired: Humans are killing the planet Wired: literally like ninety specific people are killing the planet and we litera…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @trumpetcake: Tears streaming down my face, bare feet slapping time on the linoleum as I croon Gordon Lightfoot's "Carefree Highway" to…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 9th, 2018, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
I just realized that the character of “Speed McQueen” from Disney’s CARS, is probably based on famous racing car aficionado Steve McQueen.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 8th, 2018, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @bobby: two people of the billions on earth decide they like each other enough to have sex. one sperm in millions fertilizes the egg. af…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 8th, 2018, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
Once Bravo can focus their offense around Lohre, he’s going to make everyone forget about Minkle. Big upgrade comin… https://t.co/FgcyMuvKsb
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 8th, 2018, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny is the Burnside of the men's club. We both make natties every once in a while, but 3 other teams are psyched to be in our pool.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 8th, 2018, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @hmcneill7: mom: what should we name our child Ron: I gotta go, bye guys dad: bye Ron! Byron’s mom: it’s perfect
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 8th, 2018, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
Hard to get into this after all the great women’s coverage at #PEC today.... https://t.co/q4OGxXGmZT
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 7th, 2018, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jamie_Maz: hahaha how quickly the winds change direction https://t.co/sxxSjVaVKr
@burnsideulti   Friday July 6th, 2018, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
@SchwaUltimate can we buy our practice space back? we've been there for 6 years, and already miss it after one week away.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 6th, 2018, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Well, sir, I want to see what whaling is. I want to see the world.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 6th, 2018, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
What actor would be best at ultimate?
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 5th, 2018, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
Burnside belongs in the "won't win, but won't" camp for usau #mastersnats2018 https://t.co/0zMxsDbzHz
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 5th, 2018, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @E_Reid35: your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 4th, 2018, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: Happy 4th of July & happy 5th of July if you are in the Philippines or Australia or some place like that.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 4th, 2018, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @jessokfine: What’s everybody’s deviled egg stats today?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 4th, 2018, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
Can’t believe it’s already #FourthofJuly2018 don’t forget to vote today!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 4th, 2018, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @XLNB: Unpaid internships should be illegal. If you can't pay an intern a salary, you shouldn't have an intern. Plus, they're overwhelmi…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @existentialcoms: Remember, whenever Democrats talk about how centrist policies give them a better chance at winning, there is a 99% cha…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @votevets: Remember: While #IndependenceDay is a time of national celebration, for combat veterans it can be a time of stress. Please be…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
one of the founding principles of burnside was our devotion to the liberating theologies of skiffle music.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
preemptive thought before tomorrow night: Fireworks displays should go ahead and fuck right off forever.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @WendellDaily: It is not from ourselves that we learn to be better than we are.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
This is next to an expensive neighborhood too. That should cause some concern for you Ted. https://t.co/WX4YuogdRH
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 3rd, 2018, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
If you don’t hammer, you’re literally nothing. https://t.co/nZpq7P43BH
@burnsideulti   Monday July 2nd, 2018, 10:57 p.m. Retweet
Help me get to 558 followers.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 2nd, 2018, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @behindyourback: Your 30's mostly consist of getting excited when you find out a professional athlete is older than you.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 2nd, 2018, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @TacoDelMarSEA: Happy Canada Day!!!
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