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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday January 11th, 2019, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @Mo_12_Sanu: Whoever got this angle.. šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾ https://t.co/BNqhChDTjm
@burnsideulti   Friday January 11th, 2019, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
isn't the washington dc grandmaster's team called "shutdown"? with the women's team called "scandal" and the men caā€¦ https://t.co/FOSRYdmAZ9
@burnsideulti   Friday January 11th, 2019, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @DaniRabaiotti: Did you know that platypuses don't have stomachs? Instead the Oesophagus goes straight into the Duodenum. It's thought tā€¦
@burnsideulti   Friday January 11th, 2019, 5:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: I survived myself; my death and burial were locked up in my chest.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @tjconnorstweets: This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiaā€¦
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 6:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @MikeDrucker: ā€œchild of a wealthy personā€ https://t.co/dSBlCePbmj
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @Laser_Cat: Oh God. The wolves have started vaping. https://t.co/VMWGxCkSIE
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 5:47 a.m. Retweet
hold my calls, I need to watch this for the next two hours. https://t.co/BdCBJB2waV
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: Prohibition on cannabis destroys families and fills up our prisons, and does nothing to make anybody safer. The time is nā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @GraceGThomas: Malcolm Gladwell is like if Bill Nye read a bunch of self help books instead of going to college.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
#boycottjohnprinetime is trending? oh boy, what wistful melancholy antics is he up now?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
GG #ALLIN was a total creep, and I don't know why some of my friends listen to the Murder Junkies.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 7th, 2019, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
this is the same list for 2019 burnside tryouts. https://t.co/TkNJjqQoRx
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 6th, 2019, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
I'm not watching this #rkellydocumentary thing, but it reminded me 17 years ago I went on a date with a woman who wā€¦ https://t.co/W4r2VFK2B7
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 3rd, 2019, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
.@usauultimate thereā€™s a 30 year old kid in town at the pickup game whom still has a Facebook account and uses yahoā€¦ https://t.co/hAV89vST7H
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 3rd, 2019, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
It's already January third and I'm still writing checks with my mouth that my ass can't cash.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 3rd, 2019, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
Yesterday we wrote a tweet that got over 2 dozen "likes". Now I know how Pony feels.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 3rd, 2019, 4:45 a.m. Retweet
I know exactly where this is. :) Our old house is in frame. https://t.co/ijCLu7aTsP
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 2nd, 2019, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @kendrawcandraw: 20-kind-teen. We're nice now
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 2nd, 2019, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @mr_brann: $1,478,693 Reasons @RonWyden is not a cosponsor of #medicareforall: Healthcare lobby $$$ @PortlandDSA @dsam4a @People4Bernieā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 2nd, 2019, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
I forced a bot to watch 3,500 hours of D3 menā€™s ultimate and had it design an offense. This is what it came up with: https://t.co/HDvORgaUlp
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 2nd, 2019, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: accidentally threw out an avocado before it went bad and a millennial came to my house and shoved a pair of ugly socks downā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 2nd, 2019, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @badt_BOI_: I have played this shit over 10 times already šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ https://t.co/axkO1bpSXo
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 1st, 2019, 1:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @AJentleson: Louis CK is a good reminder that when people with power ask for respect itā€™s called ā€œcivilityā€ and is sacred, but when peopā€¦
@burnsideulti   Monday December 31st, 2018, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
7 year old guest: ā€œthanks for saving me!ā€ His mom: ā€œat least you get a story out of itā€ Probably the best way a jā€¦ https://t.co/AjdOUOxgw3
@burnsideulti   Monday December 31st, 2018, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @billybiohazard: Wanna see a live version of Biohazard/Onyx?
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 30th, 2018, 6:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @wamandajd: The right-wing conspiracy theory that @Ocasio2018 is secretly wealthy reveals their deep discomfort with class mobility. Wiā€¦
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 30th, 2018, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
I donā€™t follow any college sports, but these kinds of results are so heartwarming. https://t.co/GEYvOApY5q
@burnsideulti   Friday December 28th, 2018, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @Brandon_Warne: @chrislhayes Google Docs. Lifesaver for collaboration.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 28th, 2018, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @LeeCamp: Industries lobbying against legal marijuana - * Alcohol * * Tobacco * * Big pharma * * Police unions * * Private prisons *ā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 26th, 2018, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @LosFelizDaycare: Nowā€™s a great time to shame your ignorant family members for their greedy allegiances to capitalism and the meat and dā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 26th, 2018, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
Wife and I did that Gift of the Magi thing for Xmas this year, but we both got each other $5 @redrobinca gift cards.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 22nd, 2018, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
.@Brodie looking forword to youā€™re trick shot video involving #TheWall May I suggest you throw a hammer strait thrā€¦ https://t.co/hEr52DyTZ5
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 22nd, 2018, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @Shen_the_Bird: facts about white people: -they die after 4 days without ranch -they can only have sex to "grandma got ran over by a reā€¦
@burnsideulti   Friday December 21st, 2018, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
Lookin' good Ted, think you could probably take the field and get a pass from either the Left Wing or Right Wing toā€¦ https://t.co/hlBXiZ2T5m
@burnsideulti   Friday December 21st, 2018, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
This otter is a lot like dontonio wingfield. Except only his career died at 20. And he couldnā€™t dunk. https://t.co/e93AURxO2f
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 20th, 2018, 4:52 a.m. Retweet
even eistein quit experimenting on his relatives one day. Couldnā€™t finish out that full week. #nexttime https://t.co/9YRq4WejdE
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 20th, 2018, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Dearest ultimate community, it appears it is is time to #boycott @Ultiworldlive They are fighting attempts to unioā€¦ https://t.co/ko6uanKhZB
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 20th, 2018, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
Day 6: Ever see that movie FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON? I feel so clear headed Iā€™m tempted I read the book.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 20th, 2018, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @Truthdig: The more excited you are about Beto O'Rourke for 2020, the less you likely know about his legislative record https://t.co/UXLā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 19th, 2018, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
I love to respond dumbly, then block every boosted tweet that comes in my feed, but this dude keeps popping up andā€¦ https://t.co/QCW7OwuDsW
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 18th, 2018, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @ochocinco: Iā€™m not gay but your input wouldā€™ve been welcomed regardless because i fucking love you man, donā€™t ever hesitate to chime inā€¦
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 18th, 2018, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT NOW AND IM PRETTY SURE I COULD PUNCH A WHOLE THREW A WALL
@burnsideulti   Monday December 17th, 2018, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
i haven't had a drink, or eaten a burrito in three days. if i can keep this up for another two months, and get 15 yā€¦ https://t.co/c2vskxROo3
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 16th, 2018, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Hey letā€™s admit, weā€™ve all been there before. ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ https://t.co/auQJpS2ZAL
@burnsideulti   Friday December 14th, 2018, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
Hot Take: REM was really good.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 14th, 2018, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @joeyalison: Hey, chocolate sampler box without an identification key: you can fuck right off if you think I'm going to put one of yourā€¦
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 13th, 2018, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
how did clint get the new yeezy's way back then? https://t.co/FIoGyMplnX
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 12th, 2018, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @UltiPhotos can you print up a graphic that says Burnside won masters? i'm pretty sure nobody would remember the difference.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 11th, 2018, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @phil_schall: If everything seems impossible, lock yourself in a box. Soon your only problem is "How do I get out of this box". If you cā€¦
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 11th, 2018, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @MelaninMimosa: You were an adult before you one day realized Columbus didnt really discover America.šŸ’” Yet still you think Steph Curry iā€¦
@burnsideulti   Monday December 10th, 2018, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
broke: best xmas movie-die hard woke:best xmas song-danny says by the ramones
@burnsideulti   Monday December 10th, 2018, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
Are the rest of the guys from @shanana any good? Or is Bowzer the only quality character? #SmashBrosUltimate
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 8th, 2018, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @markedly: find the person who deserves good things šŸ‘©šŸ»šŸ‘©šŸ¼šŸ‘©šŸ½šŸ‘©šŸ¾šŸ‘©šŸæšŸ‘©šŸ»šŸ‘©šŸ¼šŸ‘©šŸ½šŸ‘©šŸ¾šŸ‘©šŸæ šŸ‘ØšŸ»šŸ‘ØšŸ¼šŸ‘ØšŸ½šŸ‘ØšŸ¾šŸ‘ØšŸæšŸ‘ØšŸ»šŸ‘ØšŸ¼šŸ‘ØšŸ½šŸ‘ØšŸ¾šŸ‘ØšŸæ šŸ‘§šŸ»šŸ‘§šŸ¼šŸ‘§šŸ½šŸ‘§šŸ¾šŸ‘§šŸæšŸ‘§šŸ»šŸ‘§šŸ¼šŸ‘§šŸ½šŸ‘§šŸ¾šŸ‘§šŸæ šŸ‘¦šŸ»šŸ‘¦šŸ¼šŸ‘¦šŸ½šŸ‘¦šŸ¾šŸ‘¦šŸæšŸ‘¦šŸ»šŸ‘¦šŸ¼šŸ‘¦šŸ½šŸ‘¦šŸ¾šŸ‘¦šŸæā€¦
@burnsideulti   Friday December 7th, 2018, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
I bought a guy on my staff some golf discs for Christmas. Then another dude said ā€œI never play anymore, he can haveā€¦ https://t.co/VgXYHufcAD
@burnsideulti   Friday December 7th, 2018, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
something something "clown tent" amiright fellas? @fugue https://t.co/XJI4VG0h2Z
@burnsideulti   Friday December 7th, 2018, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: Laughing hard at Tony Stark freezing to death in a spaceship alone because thatā€™s gonna be Elon Musk but with more vaping
@burnsideulti   Friday December 7th, 2018, 12:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @kennykeil: You guys ever sit around renaming Luther Vandross albums haha jk me either https://t.co/e6jfZAWNFU
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 6th, 2018, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
I should have lied, but kept with the 70s punk motif. Avengers 4: The Amerikan in Me
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 6th, 2018, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
I also think @12packpapa is overrated and quite frankly stinks. https://t.co/PKu8xLWFrX
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 5th, 2018, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @papasuncle: We let people vape but JTT and snap bracelets had to go? Doesnā€™t add up.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 5th, 2018, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @_AmericanVoters: I'm a 52 year old, college educated, mixed race man from IN. I'm a liberal Democrat who opposes overturning Roe v.ā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 5th, 2018, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
i've lost three followers over the past week because people hate politics, or love and miss the vaping content.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 5th, 2018, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @elliottyoungpdx: @tedwheeler We asked for non-police first responders and you give us more cops. This is not active listening.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 3rd, 2018, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @smithsara79: Any white guy with dreads: I think- Me: It does not matter.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 2nd, 2018, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @MuslimIQ: We Can NOT improve as a nation if we continue to whitewash these atrocities from the lives of our elected officials: ā€¢War criā€¦
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 2nd, 2018, 5:13 a.m. Retweet
these fish handle adversity better than most sockeye i've ever seen! https://t.co/7u2BgpK84y
@burnsideulti   Friday November 30th, 2018, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
i haven't seen an ultimate tweet in like 12 days. did y'all get shadowbanned?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 28th, 2018, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @LukeMones: after seeing this image i would like to be lowered, slowly, into a volcano. https://t.co/VX84cW0HZA
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 28th, 2018, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @bourgeoisalien: it rules how less than 10 years ago Americans paid for a billion dollar bailout for GM which they used for stock buybacā€¦
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 28th, 2018, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
can we just shut the door on schumer? what a piece of shit centrist hack. https://t.co/0hEs23JO5S
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 27th, 2018, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: Compromise is not a goal in and of itself. Pursuing compromise as a goal means your response to something atrocious willā€¦
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 24th, 2018, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
Gonna need to finish off these pickled eggs to cheer me up. https://t.co/4XDaOcPDhJ
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 24th, 2018, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
This has been a hard holiday break for me. I've only gotten about 4 LIKES all weekend.
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 24th, 2018, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @Brasilmagic: The American health insurance system. https://t.co/k4Yzd7fAMa
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 22nd, 2018, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @_jhorts: VEGAN THANKSGIVING IS GOOD STOP SHAMING PEOPLEā€™S EATING HABITS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO DO GOOD FOR THE PLANET
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 22nd, 2018, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
Turkey on top of stuffing is a sandwich.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 22nd, 2018, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Whereā€™s the @FieldRoast and Gluten free ā€œMacā€ & Qā€™heez? https://t.co/giBfLUjC1g
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 21st, 2018, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
Fred Meyer growler filling station is straight up showing Buckaroo Banzai. #happyholiday https://t.co/QMyGETCcrP
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 21st, 2018, 5:39 a.m. Retweet
Life hack: if you have an iPhone, you can rotate your hand while in the calculator app and get one of those fancy sā€¦ https://t.co/eHnOK396Fb
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 21st, 2018, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
i guess "goaltimate in my back yard" isn't a thing yet
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 20th, 2018, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
fresh start is an anagram of stress fart
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 20th, 2018, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
Iā€™m not rich, but if I was rich I would still support #gimby
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