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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
mark rufio: “eric banas portrayal of the hulk was the most nuanced.” https://t.co/Bf4AK4oDMH
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
i think the biggest what if in history is not that star trek where the *azis won ww11, but What If: they had inste… https://t.co/xPsS6UIfGW
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: Our society chooses not to call it a "crime" when a bank takes money from your account because of "overdraft." For the pa…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
in most of the deep south, they call it “chasing sara-coke” https://t.co/VDmpAznwBV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
i saw a skateboarder eat shit REALLY hard last week and went to assist, but as i got closer i saw it was a tech bro… https://t.co/ITI3tpC8Wj
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2021, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
i’m not above reproach, i used to get creeped out by mona on whos the boss and blanche on golden girls. in my youth… https://t.co/2XGNZTyxYg
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
whenever chipper jones is trending, i am reminded that my prick of an uncle was also named larry wayne jones and li… https://t.co/ygoAxtMpc7
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @SocialistMMA: 50% of American adults identify as independent now The highest ever recorded in Gallup history People are tired of the…
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
it’s started melting, and the trees are “going thru some things” right now. https://t.co/n5WAxA2sDa
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
i’ve gotten into a shitty habit that i’m not proud of. i leave my tea bag in my #yetibrandinsulatedtumbler the enti… https://t.co/HwT2ynj8Oy
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 12:36 a.m. Retweet
saw some kid walking his dog last week that had decided he should look like billy from stranger things and im sad t… https://t.co/m4Toj6MWAv
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2021, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
any of my Pittsburgh mutuals want to weigh in on this? https://t.co/AC9a26Hb9v
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2021, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
the seriousness of glenn danzig while the misfits are so deeply silly is what gave them that undeniable charm.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2021, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
i think it was called nell. and liam neeson played a psychiatrist. https://t.co/QxF7Vvoda2
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2021, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
i think i just remembered an entire movie where jodie fosters lives in the woods and talks like CHIKAPAY, CHIKAPAY MISS MAY!
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2021, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
i think debi harry’s granddaughter lives near me. https://t.co/J8WC0TpXPC
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2021, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
me in a elevator: get this, an even fucking smaller yodas. disney+ exec: i’m listening, you’ve got 2 minutes
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2021, 4:56 a.m. Retweet
every time somebody famous passes, i ask this. https://t.co/Acp5ihNy8s
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2021, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @MacSmiff: If you asked me, we could realistically stop sending police on ALL after-the-fact calls across the city TODAY. That'd be a g…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 12th, 2021, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
#CancelCulture has gone to far. i did some googling and have no idea why this lady got fired. #Disneyland https://t.co/4Y7whvnE09
@burnsideulti   Friday February 12th, 2021, 5:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @Roots_Action: 🚨Neera Tanden🚨 UPDATE: we’ve surpassed 15k total emails to Senators demanding they reject Neera Tanden’s nomination!! Th…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 11th, 2021, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @prawn_meat: imagine if mr bean put on the mask from the mask. i actually don't even want to imagine this
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 11th, 2021, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
my 5th grade gym coach used to make us do a running test by how many laps around the basketball court you could do… https://t.co/2tNx77l2JM
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
i just wish larry flynt had lasted longer than simon leis.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
i have to admit i thought it was "josh". what the hell kinda knockoff bonanza name is "joss"?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
i dont know about pulling the ultimate heist, but i bet sabrina hoffman is the one that pulls for @HeistUltimate https://t.co/WmsI0kPn8s
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @davidsirota: convince me that this isn’t two Westworld droids trying to seem lifelike as they communicate with each other
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL: I went up there to complain about the rule https://t.co/1N9y4HzPUR
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 10th, 2021, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
i used to do security training for all staff at my last job, and part of my spiel was to never call the police unle… https://t.co/IysyBexqkx
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 9th, 2021, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
gritty reboot of OHenry’s Gift of the Maggie, where Maggie works an extra shift at the pub to buy her boyfriend a N… https://t.co/3Sl8SRUz81
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 9th, 2021, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
BRICKING NEWS: frisbee pull that landed out of bounds to be brought in to middle of the field almost 18 yards from the endzone
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 9th, 2021, 6:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @ashes_will_fly: Tiktok is good sometimes actually, I vaguely knew about the Indian Farmers Protest but he explained exactly what is goi…
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2021, 11:59 p.m. Retweet
you have my permission to punch me in the face forever if i willingly call myself a hexwonk or flex-apologist.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2021, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
the mute button for my account is right there https://t.co/fRr1p8krwQ
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2021, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
member when we used to sift through 27 of 30 volumes of this bad boy just to try and find a distributor for hard wi… https://t.co/dluvk5bYFl
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2021, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @maplecocaine: When you’re talking shit to someone on here and they reply with a gif you know you just fucked up their whole day
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2021, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @MacSmiff: Am I reading this wrong, or is Wheeler trying to add nearly a half-million to the police budget for a 7-person team of police…
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 6th, 2021, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
the most important thing is that we make sure that no one that has ps4 or greater gets the 1400.
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 6th, 2021, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @AWKWORDrap: Find the criminal... https://t.co/IMtE9EiCQ5 When cops aren’t killing three people a day or solving 2% of all major crime…
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 6th, 2021, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
if i was a famous athlete, i bet all my teammates would mention that “he’s always the first one at the field. but h… https://t.co/KHvVRfuwij
@burnsideulti   Friday February 5th, 2021, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
the craziest thing is i used to work with a @CallRotoRooter tech named “christopher movieactor”
@burnsideulti   Friday February 5th, 2021, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
just like a doomsday prepper, i keep a six month supply of The Essentials. but in my case it’s a backlog of medioc… https://t.co/trOimDWzhl
@burnsideulti   Friday February 5th, 2021, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
without mentioning your age, whats the most viral question you could make me famous with?
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 4th, 2021, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
teach a man to fish and he’ll do it for a day, teach a fish to man and he’ll do it for a lifetime https://t.co/XzaEUYcC7g
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 4th, 2021, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @dril: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and ear…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 4th, 2021, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @drmistercody: Gotta hand it to the Dems. Campaigning in Georgia on "$1400 checks will go out the door eventually if you made less than…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 4th, 2021, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
if they’re allowed to insist that joe biden is a socialist despite all factual evidence, then i’m allowed to insist… https://t.co/FfXr8MsI1y
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 4th, 2021, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @mfpseth: Dear @POTUS @JoeBiden we all got laid off in 2020, NOT in 2019. I know you already lied about "$2000 checks" and that you're…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2021, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
tru nu metal heads often lovingly describe the dreadlock stitch faced clown guy in a straight jacket as the unoffic… https://t.co/LTyV8bRooD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2021, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
don’t fall for it, teigen is just trying to make people forget she told everyone last week that she started boning a horse.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2021, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @EJGomez: undercover boss: im gonna learn what it means to work the day to day jobs and stay undercover for the next few weeks [first ho…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2021, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
-The Groundtap -Masonry Wire Ties -3rd Wave Ska -Mark Evanier & Sergio Aragones’ “Groo” https://t.co/D23Bfyz9Mu
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
some german dude keeps misspelling his email address into a version mine and i get all his weird service signups. https://t.co/rTAlDFQHbU
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
still in awe about how they got doug jones to fit in that kermit suit https://t.co/hsq4Sy333E
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
im a shitty socialist because i always forget the difference between the NLRB and NRBQ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
this is a niche tweet for you know who.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Loamy sand: 50 percent or more very fine sand. Sandy loams: 20 percent or less clay and 52 percent or more sand a… https://t.co/lJthhnlg45
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
i used to say “hey, you made it! i didn’t know if you were coming” to every single person i’d see at a party. espec… https://t.co/AU0HKocvs2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @Economixcomix: One of the last Get Your War On strips, from 2009: https://t.co/c6WSieC18K
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
when ultimate resumés, i’m gonna be so hyped that i plan in 1984ing the first pull out the back of the frickin endzone.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2021, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
i live my twitter life assuming that every single person (famous or not) slaps the mute button immediately after th… https://t.co/bg2B5nIz6H
@burnsideulti   Monday February 1st, 2021, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
best of the west was better than silver spoons. joel higgins was a dope sitcom dad. https://t.co/4y8XPCZrO0
@burnsideulti   Monday February 1st, 2021, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
You know how when you’re at work and you’re cleaning windows and Mark says “hey when are you gonna come to my house… https://t.co/38E9jP3JY3
@burnsideulti   Monday February 1st, 2021, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @bea_ker: I’ve just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for ‘bones’
@burnsideulti   Monday February 1st, 2021, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
did a little research and found a big reason why we have housing inequality here in pdx! https://t.co/sFgbanIZ3b https://t.co/u2fJd3Dqbc
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 31st, 2021, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
most people think #pikachu was based on a rock hyrax, but he was invented by nintendo when a designer posited the q… https://t.co/asIMtioak0
@burnsideulti   Friday January 29th, 2021, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
These Boots are Made for Walken.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 29th, 2021, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
the studio execs were aghast. infuriated. the director, michael cimino, assuaged them simply by telling them:
@burnsideulti   Friday January 29th, 2021, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
row after row. wall after wall. by some estimates almost 3.7 mill in specialized kicks.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 29th, 2021, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
when the studio asked the director how the budget was so decimated, he took them to the prop closet to show them al… https://t.co/eIkaOzhaii
@burnsideulti   Friday January 29th, 2021, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
one of the reasons HEAVENS GATE was such a exponsive flop of a movie is that the costumery budget was out.of.contro… https://t.co/gEaZ4kX5Kc
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 28th, 2021, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @cypresshill: Happy Birthday to the one & only Grandmixer Muggs @DJ_Muggs https://t.co/7undr6Gi5K
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 28th, 2021, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
i think the reason AmeriCIA wont commit to public transportation is theres a bunch of good movies about cars like V… https://t.co/x2ROo587zW
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 27th, 2021, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
me, the next time i have the disc and somebody finally is allowed within 6' to put on a force. https://t.co/nFEou2rTXb
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