Games to 11. One timeout per half.
Hard cap at 60 mins: When horn blows finish point. If game is not tied, it is over. If game is tied, play one more.
Crossover games for rounds 5 & 6 are found on the "Brackets" page.
| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Holiday Innkeepers | 1 | Links | ||
| Madtown Boozehounds | 2 | Links | ||
| Yacht Club | 3 | Links | ||
| Family Beach Day | 4 | Links | ||
| The Sand Before Time | 5 | Links | ||
| Easy in Bed | 6 | Links | ||
| Slumber Party | 7 | Links | ||
| Never Nude | 8 | Links | ||
| Boomtown Pandas | 9 | Links |
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| Sunbear | 10 | Links | ||
| Just the Tip | 11 | Links | ||
| Elusive | 12 | Links | ||
| Ignition Remix | 13 | Links | ||
| Big Fun | 14 | Links | ||
| Stabby McRobot | 15 | Links | ||
| MHC | 16 | Links | ||
| The Drunker Games | 17 | Links | ||
| Kablammo | 18 | Links | ||
| How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 19 | Links | ||
| Montrose Five-0 | 20 | Links | ||
| Indiana Jones and the Temple of BUFF | 21 | Links | ||
| Undercover Hoperatives | 22 | Links | ||
| The Empire Strikes Back | 23 | Links | ||
| Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 24 | Links | ||
| UIC Funk Ultimate | 25 | Links | ||
| Party Animals! | 26 | Links | ||
| Forbiddin' Love | 27 | Links | ||
| Beach'd | 28 | Links | ||
| Zima Gun | 29 | Links | ||
| The Beach Goys | 30 | Links | ||
| Sand in all the Wrong Places | 31 | Links | ||
| I Mustache You A Question | 32 | Links |
