ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Kablammo | 6 | L 7-8 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 6 | W 11-10 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Madtown Boozehounds | 7 | L 10-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | I Mustache You A Question | 12 | W 11-10 | 2 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 10 | W 11-7 | 3 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 10 | 0-0 | 3 - 2 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 15 | Tweets |
