ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Madtown Boozehounds | 5 | L 6-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Stabby McRobot | 6 | L 10-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 13, 2013 | Kablammo | 10 | L 6-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | MHC | 6 | 0-0 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Indiana Jones and the Temple of BUFF | 3 | W 13-7 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Zima Gun | 7 | 0-0 | 1 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 31 | Tweets |
