@mad_udderburn


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@mad_udderburn   Monday February 25th, 2019, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
@bdultimate I give you permission to use this in future Callahan videos.
@mad_udderburn   Monday February 25th, 2019, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
People are not talking enough about this Oscar snub. https://t.co/iB5pZIBWsO
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday February 19th, 2019, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to Udderbyrn Bash. An immersive ultimate experience on a remote and private island in Lake Mendota once own… https://t.co/arT8izaluP
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 13th, 2019, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
It's the Monday after a tournament and I feel great. https://t.co/MAnO92G72b
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 13th, 2019, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Final score: @MouseTrapUlti 13, Mad Udderburn 6 https://t.co/MAnO92G72b
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 6th, 2019, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
In honor of National Girls and Women in Sports Day, we want to recognize and celebrate these 12 superstars that rep… https://t.co/6hFLXC8o4o
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday February 5th, 2019, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Here's a scoop: Mad Udderburn has offered their entire o-line and two future YCC prospects for Davis. Your move, Pe… https://t.co/fJ1Je5PSH1
@mad_udderburn   Monday February 4th, 2019, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
Condolences to the LA Rams. We know how it feels to get dubbed 3-13 in a big game with the whole world watching. https://t.co/J0Wz3bEjIc
@mad_udderburn   Sunday February 3rd, 2019, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
When you crunch the jersey numbers of our new leadership team, suddenly everything all adds up... https://t.co/TgvqSRTdAM
@mad_udderburn   Saturday February 2nd, 2019, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
Off-season workout goals: ◻️Increase speed and explosiveness ◻️Get stronger and reduce injury risk ◻️Change body co… https://t.co/mJLtuINgS7
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 30th, 2019, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
I miss complaining about the heat.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 29th, 2019, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Introducing the 2019 MUB Leadership team! Captains: Jake Wilson, Stephanie Smith, Matt Coogan Equity Officer: Ambe… https://t.co/jc4HvcMQ6n
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 29th, 2019, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
Do you ever just eat a whole box of Gushers and then randomly get a stomach ache for no reason?
@mad_udderburn   Sunday January 27th, 2019, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
@bdultimate Is @tessaberry1923 remembering to wear sunscreen? Child, you need to be reapplying on the reg.
@mad_udderburn   Friday January 25th, 2019, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to @bdultimate this weekend in Santa Barbara! We’re all rooting for you back here in the feels like -14 degree weather
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
EXCLUSIVE: Mad Udderburn's lawyers said there were "no plans" for a Schewe Tower. Here they are. https://t.co/6rNcyfVH9a
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 4:58 a.m. Retweet
EXCLUSIVE: Lawyers for Mad Udderburn claimed there were "no plans" for Schewe Tower, here is proof they're lying. https://t.co/WFBUQnoM2I
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
Leadership elections are this week and for some reason none of the candidates provided a transcript of “I Bleed Bla… https://t.co/AJqnVtUNPS
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 21st, 2019, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
...think about, talk about, and take real action in addressing these inequalities. If any other players or teams ar… https://t.co/wsy8PVq61F
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 21st, 2019, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Today is MLK Day. Something we are excited about this year is electing an Equity Officer. We (rightfully) talk a lo… https://t.co/axb1kqj9Xq
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 15th, 2019, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
2009 // 2018 Liz looks the same but the rest of us look SUPER different now. Talk about aging gracefully. https://t.co/13kZQED7Xu
@mad_udderburn   Saturday January 12th, 2019, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
How long would it take for one experienced ultimate coach to coach my cousin's U-12 soccer team to beat… https://t.co/9sqEJ3LA5k
@mad_udderburn   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
Just left a meeting with the captains, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quick… https://t.co/2oltP4jZkF
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
The new team dog is very excited to have discovered frisbees https://t.co/6faYSQwzdC
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
7. The average wall contains enough electricity to toast 69,000 pieces of bread 8. Only 2% of walls in the world ha… https://t.co/9LiLJiRrmB
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
4. Walls rarely pay for themselves because they often "forget" their wallets 5. As of 1972, over 50% of Icelanders… https://t.co/a8NAr45F7F
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Welcome to our Twitter, your #1 source for TRUE facts about walls: 1. If you cut into a wall you can find its age… https://t.co/2zePGkFiLu
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
The serial interrupter during cocktail time is the equivalent of the petty travel caller.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:39 a.m. Retweet
Going to seriously suggest to our captains that they give a first impression rose at tryouts next year.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Does Jared know that his name is Colton and not "Colon"?
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
Also whoever fakes an Australian accent through tryouts will also get a spot.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Whoever shows up to tryouts in a sloth costume automatically gets a roster spot. I have zero authority to promise t… https://t.co/uktQNLR25O
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
Well, just Googled it and turns out it is NOT somebody that studies phlegm. Disappointing.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
Is a phlebotomist what I think it is?
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
Colton at least throw on a five panel or a neckie you look ridiculous man.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
Just give us the limo so we can start judging the appearance of all these beautiful people.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
Going to be honest, this "episode" is an even bigger waste of time than a normal episode.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
This studio audience has more white people than an ultimate tournament.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
Making a note that we currently have 574 followers, just so I know how many we lose because of this.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
The sideline hot tub is a dream I have at least twice a week.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
Perfect for those 100 degree tournament days.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:35 a.m. Retweet
Didn't actually workout. Found a Snickers in the cupboard though.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
BRB making my own shirtless workout montage
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
Welcome to MUB tweets The Bachelor season 2. Remember to drink every time somebody cries and down your entire wine… https://t.co/PCytX2TPKq
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 7th, 2019, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
Just kidding. S/O Paul, Lani, Doak, Luke, Kelsey, and Amanda's husband
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 7th, 2019, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
A few Mubbies won Saturday Red Eye! Credit goes to us and only us. https://t.co/gGbN0RDxkk
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 1st, 2019, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Happy New Year to all, including to our many opponents and those who have played us and lost so badly they just don… https://t.co/gcMJvc5Cg5
@mad_udderburn   Friday December 21st, 2018, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
You know you miss ultimate when you're dreaming about foul call discussions. #liveultimate
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday December 18th, 2018, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
An argument could be made for Serena over Blair based on the strong height advantage, but Blair has that winner mentality.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday December 18th, 2018, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
Please explain your choices and prepare to be told why you're wrong.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday December 18th, 2018, 8:31 p.m. Retweet
Who would be the best ultimate player?
@mad_udderburn   Monday December 17th, 2018, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Pretty sure this is Kanye telling us to ignore our coaches and captains and just boost it deep. https://t.co/EksZ7ehKAD
@mad_udderburn   Sunday December 16th, 2018, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @ChicagoBears: #DaBears are NFC NORTH CHAMPS! 🐻⬇️! https://t.co/Myunj5Ol92
@mad_udderburn   Friday December 7th, 2018, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Hey @NHLSeattle_ what do you think about "Seattle Mad Udderburn"? Makes more sense and sounds so much better than "… https://t.co/u4IC3tOsQb
@mad_udderburn   Thursday December 6th, 2018, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Only 33 days until The Bachelor premieres and this account can have a purpose again.
@mad_udderburn   Saturday December 1st, 2018, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: Having so much fun in Session I we've decided to add a Session II of our indoor Middle School League. Check out our websi…
@mad_udderburn   Friday November 30th, 2018, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Oh, I get it! I am a very good tweeter, happily living my life, when I see our Twitter going in the wrong direction… https://t.co/w9xum6sPvG
@mad_udderburn   Monday November 26th, 2018, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
We don't have any merch to sell, but if we did it'd be a great deal at 69% off. #CyberMonday
@mad_udderburn   Sunday November 25th, 2018, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
@boomtownpandas In all seriousness we should sew together a panda/cow hybrid stuffed animal and play for that every year.
@mad_udderburn   Sunday November 25th, 2018, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
@boomtownpandas Yes. Pandas don't eat beef, right? 😬
@mad_udderburn   Sunday November 25th, 2018, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
Playing for a giant axe is cool and all, but who wants to play us for a live cow next year? #RivalryWeek
@mad_udderburn   Thursday November 22nd, 2018, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
As per Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for Stovetop. And for the next 16 hours the only thing I’m dis… https://t.co/hJPnFyeRuc
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday November 21st, 2018, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Mmm nothing like munching on some healthy, nutritious, and delicious romaine lettuce. https://t.co/Etor53CW6q
@mad_udderburn   Sunday November 11th, 2018, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
Proud of our players organizing and participating in this, as well as all the other talented humans in the room. https://t.co/7uNq8gRqPY
@mad_udderburn   Saturday November 10th, 2018, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
Wow what a nice guy and probably amazing coach. Sounds like a real class act. https://t.co/3BrKen8iCP
@mad_udderburn   Friday November 9th, 2018, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @benfinks: The one thing that I do, that I am SHOCKED more people don't do, is fold my socks before I wash them. Most of the time, I ass…
@mad_udderburn   Thursday November 8th, 2018, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @kendra_reams: Thank you @mad_udderburn for helping me fend off dry skin this winter. #clubultimate https://t.co/RgwMGJMQL6
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday November 6th, 2018, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
Let's go, Madison! Let's get that number up! Let's say something random, I don't know, maybe like to somewhere betw… https://t.co/8T6oipyPdQ
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday November 6th, 2018, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
Want to be rich? Go VOTE and send us your sticker pics! #ElectionDay2018 https://t.co/252PwPwT1G
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday November 6th, 2018, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
Liz just announced in the GroupMe that she has a bat in her house. It's the most excitement we've had in a long tim… https://t.co/vdYmHOTyd8
@mad_udderburn   Monday November 5th, 2018, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
I will Venmo $0.69 to the first 6 followers who reply with a pic of their "I Voted" sticker tomorrow. #Vote #Vote #Vote #Vote #Vote
@mad_udderburn   Sunday November 4th, 2018, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
@trulysparkling Please sponsor us. Your cans are the best for this game.
@mad_udderburn   Thursday November 1st, 2018, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
Here's Avery taking a 12 year old deep on universe point https://t.co/JPPEctoKaS
@mad_udderburn   Thursday November 1st, 2018, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
Shout out MUB alum and current @HeistUltimate player Emily Orner for hanging out with Jefferson Middle School's ult… https://t.co/NcM1XE1QKs
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday October 31st, 2018, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
@EmoryJuice I paid off all my debt by parlaying Frank getting kicked off @being_ulti early with @prideofny winning the title.
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday October 31st, 2018, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
Having to defend against Grace and Steph. Is there anything scarier? https://t.co/bFRsfbeWjl
@mad_udderburn   Thursday October 25th, 2018, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
If Tess doesn't win the Callahan for the next four years the entire system is rigged. https://t.co/7bmC0rswYg
@mad_udderburn   Monday October 22nd, 2018, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
At the end of the men's final, Lepler said @prideofny used to be known more for their Twitter account than their on… https://t.co/lrXIqHasNY
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