| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Bearforce1 | 1 | Links | ||
| Thrift Shop | 2 | Links | ||
| Scottie's Revenge | 3 | Links | ||
| Red Stripe | 4 | Links | ||
| Beach Belly | 5 | Links | ||
| Ultra Plasma Bears with Lightning | 6 | Links | ||
| Drazba XXI | 7 | Links | ||
| North Park | 8 | Links | ||
| Ultimate Gratuity | 9 | Links | ||
| Highlighter Nation | 10 | Links | ||
| Hoffman's Mom | 11 | Links | ||
| Beachface | 12 | Links | ||
| Crunkzilla | 13 | Links | ||
| Schmit Happens | 14 | Links | ||
| The Sandy V's | 15 | Links | ||
| Sandtrap | 16 | Links | ||
| Awkward Turtles | 17 | Links | ||
| Chi-nanigans | 18 | Links | ||
| Beaches and Cream | 19 | Links | ||
| Coconutty | 20 | Links | ||
| Hungry Hungry Hippos | 21 | Links | ||
| Mr. Duffflebag | 22 | Links | ||
| Sandcocks | 23 | Links | ||
| John Handblocks | 24 | Links | ||
| Minnesota Sex Police | 25 | Links | ||
| Iron Sand Crab | 26 | Links | ||
| Beach Around | 27 | Links | ||
| MUB | 28 | Links | ||
| Completely Undressed | 29 | Links | ||
| Mrs. Fannypack | 30 | Links | ||
| Ammonium | 31 | Links | ||
| Shark Face | 32 | Links |