ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Completely Undressed | 18 | L 8-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Coconutty | 18 | W 11-6 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Crunkzilla | 18 | L 10-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Hoffman's Mom | 26 | L 10-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Ammonium | 26 | L 10-11 | 1 - 4 |
| July 14, 2013 | Shark Face | 25 | L 0-100 | 1 - 5 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 4 | Tweets |
