ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Sandcocks | 23 | W 11-9 | 1 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | Iron Sand Crab | 23 | L 10-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Drazba XXI | 24 | L 5-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | John Handblocks | 14 | W 11-10 | 2 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Mrs. Fannypack | 14 | 0-0 | 2 - 2 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 10 | Tweets |
