ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Mrs. Fannypack | 22 | W 11-6 | 1 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | Beaches and Cream | 22 | L 8-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Schmit Happens | 22 | L 8-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Coconutty | 25 | W 11-9 | 2 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Chi-nanigans | 27 | L 12-13 | 2 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Hoffman's Mom | 27 | 0-0 | 2 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 3 | Tweets |
