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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 2:28 p.m. Retweet
Do you think bassists and guitarists would get along better if they met in the middle and both used 5 strings?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 1:44 p.m. Retweet
"When I root I root for the truffles". I bet that's a fun thing for talking pigs to say.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti These were the businesses on the block where I used to work.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
Dance studio Anarchist bookstore Tattoo parlor Lingerie shop Acupuncturist Place to buy non sexual hugs and cuddles Methadone clinic
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 18th, 2015, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Imagine a world w/out 4ultimate: Did you picture the Matrix, Bladerunner, or Mad Max: Fury Road? #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 18th, 2015, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
We have wifi at our new job. Which is absolutely critical when you are running a pretend business on the side. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 18th, 2015, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Pdx is just lucky that @USAUltimate hasn't figured out that Rhino, Schwa, Burnside and Horse$haq are all slang terms for sex positions.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 18th, 2015, 1:03 a.m. Retweet
Four*Ultimate, celebrating ten straight hours of making your business our *business*. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 17th, 2015, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
Before you say something rude on the Internet, take a second to remember that everyone could be someone else's brother in law. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 17th, 2015, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Four Ultimate? It's like Five Ultimate just with less products or siblings. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 17th, 2015, 2:28 p.m. Retweet
We don't make anything you like, but we like the things you make better. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 17th, 2015, 2:05 p.m. Retweet
We don't sell anything, but if we did we'd give our fans a discount. #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Monday August 17th, 2015, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
Do you have six friends? Get ready to make seven more...Play Ultimate! #fourulty
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti See you again once I find out if I get a new work computer.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
You. Can't. Bring. Me. Down. I land on my feet, boom, new job found before the end o the last day! http://t.co/kPMfm7wdRm
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Will everybody refriend me when I make a new account? @wackyburnside is what I hope to register for.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I don't know the password to this account, it's only saved on this browser. Once I leave today I can't post updates anymore.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Nobody seems to be showing the appropriate levels of freakoutedness that my only internet connectivity is here at work.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
First website to hit up when job hunting? http://t.co/lmCAkM70Lc Not to work there, but to make sure I can walk there for lunch!
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
Whoever said it was easier to get a job when you have a job was full of it. Like I can leave work to go apply? I guess I can go at lunch.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Which is bull in itself because how can I apply for jobs and go to lunchtime pickup?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
I've been here seven years and only used up this many business cards http://t.co/aEOuLM2kOA
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
I bet this place falls apart on Monday. I'll bring this company down around me. They're gonna rue the day they messed with Jeff S.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
Can you get arrested after the fact if they find you top shelfed the toilet in the exec washroom? Is there a statue of litigations on that?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
Trackpants *are* casual. Dockers are constrictive prisons of hate around my groin and thighs. Sorry boss, but Casual Friday My Ass.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 1:38 p.m. Retweet
What is "sevens" pay anyway? One week salary? And how do I apply for it after I quit?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 1:07 p.m. Retweet
I think I'm going to unscrew the lid on my old bottle of kimchee in the work frij and hide it in the butter drawer.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
I bet every time he goes into the adidas store they give him two freebies from now on. https://t.co/6vvUkdgvbd
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
HRs gonna be pissed when I don't show up on Monday but instead they find my sign on break room toilet: YOU CANT FIR3 ME I QUIT
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
I'm not really quitting work bc of the goatee guy, it's bc the CFO grilled the dogs weird at the company picnic. Quit rolling them so much!
@burnsideulti   Friday August 14th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
Friday's my last day at work. Am I supposed to tell HR or just not come back Monday?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 13th, 2015, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't know because we weren't invited.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 13th, 2015, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
Did you guys know that Canada is having their own upa tournament right now?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
When you know that you're the reason the other team switched to a straight up mark. http://t.co/qNx5exzBNo
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
No one ever laid on their deathbed and said "I wish my team had spent more time playing a clam"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 7:15 a.m. Retweet
I didn't get a single Led Zeppelin bot to follow me yesterday. What a waste of time.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: Spending a few hours at a carnival will keep your child entertained. Spending a few hours at Epcot will enrich your child …
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 12:59 a.m. Retweet
That was awesome, thanks. @allstarulti @100percentBS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
People loved the original Star Wars for all the practical effects. Hollywood just won't build spaceships that actually fly in space anymore.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
.@LedZepNews doing a rock/rap track with @KidRock or @souljaboy ? Tell me that wouldn't be dope on a Transformers soundtrack?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
Just imagine if @LedZeppelin_ had been around when Return Of The Two Kings came out? I bet they wouldn't have broken up.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
.@ledzeppelin_vn would be awesome if they were still around today, probably opening shows at intimate venues 4 bands like @BlackKeysWisdom
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
.@ledzeppelin was a band way ahead of its time. They released lord of the rings themed songs 30 YEARS before the movies came out!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 11th, 2015, 2:28 p.m. Retweet
I'd eat there a lot more often if they were called Pantera Bread.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 10th, 2015, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reverend_Scott: when mom tells u to go outside and play with ur friends http://t.co/Dm79XXtIfv
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