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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Monday August 10th, 2015, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
We had our end of the year banquet on Saturday, and retired Paterson and Mel's jerseys. The salmon was excellent. http://t.co/a8oTmxOHOZ
@burnsideulti   Monday August 10th, 2015, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Whoops sorry. Turns out that is actually poison.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 10th, 2015, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
Dentistry Protip: If you don't have time to brush your teeth in the morning, chew a denture tablet. Easy peasy. http://t.co/0lK5GECk3Q
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 9th, 2015, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
Personally I would say Cocks was only 8" away, but others would say more like 4". https://t.co/t22xFzE63T
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 9th, 2015, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
How's there no live tweeting scores from the local fifth tier mixed tourney? How we gonna know who moves into the top 50 in usau rankings?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 8th, 2015, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Protip: when your toothbrush gets that gross paste and plaque buildup on the handle, use your wife's toothbrush to scrub it off.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 8th, 2015, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Currently making some Camellia sinensis infused water. Only in Portlandia! lol
@burnsideulti   Friday August 7th, 2015, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti He refused to shave, so I gave my two weeks notice. That'll teach him.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 7th, 2015, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @dannyquarrell: Thank you John Thornton and @mjgrill for all your help this year. #teameffort https://t.co/srwDgMxrJD
@burnsideulti   Friday August 7th, 2015, 1:41 p.m. Retweet
Pa and I decided not to plant any soy beans on the back thirty today on account of the weevils. #fallowfriday
@burnsideulti   Friday August 7th, 2015, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @ProBirdRights: closing stament: #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016 #Birb2016? yes #Birb2016 #Birb201…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 7th, 2015, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
Burnside exclusively breeds with zfg. We are studs in a different sense. Because we are not actually good players. https://t.co/nzVitdeOmh
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
Elevator at work needs backup battery fixed so it beeps nonstop. Coworker has a goatee & calls me buddy. Don't know which is more annoying.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
If it's like HOT FLASH(OPEN), he's the worst player on the team. The guy that only makes the last cut bc he's funny. https://t.co/ohPCKhxzxi
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @kylekinane: "Spies Like Us" is the best Beatles song.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 1:14 p.m. Retweet
Hypothetical?: If you gave all 31 NFL head coaches 3 months to prepare, could they play a game to 13 with less than five having a coronary?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
Any nexgen or all*ulti player ever realize during a home made meal they only made team bc of the strategic location of their parents house?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 10:21 p.m. Retweet
How are we supposed to know that's their team if they don't use their real team name on Twitter? https://t.co/tYP9YCZScX
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 10:11 p.m. Retweet
Freeze and Birdfruit better step up their game if they expect to earn another natties bid for the administrators https://t.co/4wSGcjYBiU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
I think NYC has a fat butt, because they always use Toronto or Vancouver as a body double. https://t.co/88tItwEJs1
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @BlunderingIdiom: Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will fin…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
When I'm 1st car at a really short left turn intersection I get legitimately happy at how many people I get thru with me bc I start fast.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:54 p.m. Retweet
Remember that time the babysitter took too many pots and put the baby in the microwave right before the big tournament?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Remember that time you could retire off beanie babies if you got the whole set from McDonald's happy meals right before the big tournament?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Remember that time when the president was born in Kenya right before the big tournament?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Remember that time the used sports car I bought really cheap smelled bad bc of the dead body right before the big tournament?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
Remember that time we bathed and blow dried the neighbors dead pet bunny based on a misunderstanding right before the big tournament?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
.@sludgebrown Did you see the #mastersnats stats? Open players could learn from us, we were all super efficient. 0 turns for the tourney.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @annfriedman: Pie chart: Why are we so eager to defund Planned Parenthood? http://t.co/B3fqQW76oB http://t.co/7VcrrwzL4G
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
When a disc dreams, it dreams it's an @InnovaDiscs Sponsored. Please reimburse me via PayPal https://t.co/7ZA1iLM34B
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @houffy: Just being a good father, teaching my daughter to play basketball: http://t.co/HCBr6itl2w
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
I'm going to have an Internet pizza party once I get back down to under a hundred followers.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
.@bryanrwalsh don't listen to the haters. Raunchy post game cheers are the only reason I play ultimate.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Life is a funny thing. Somewhere in the world at this very moment somebody might be listening to Collective Soil.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
That's easy to say when you're winning. What about if your team stinks like ours does? https://t.co/EkFusQvZ8M
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong era? I honestly believe if I was five years younger I could have saved Google plus.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: We're not allowed to wish people a happy birthday over our public address system, so please don't ask.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 10:18 p.m. Retweet
Legend has it that you could put a dollar bill on top of the backboard and basketball great Wilt Chamberlain would ignore it to go have sex.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
One thing you better learn *pretty* quick in my line of work is that lots of cultures have their own distinct version of fermented cabbage.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
Where's all the Masters 2016 chatter? Will BKFT, Walker and Boneyard repeat? Or will they not attend bc of WUGC. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: [Buying white shorts] Yesss I cannot wait to ruin these forever tomorrow
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 1:21 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti And those are even his autobiographies.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
There's precedence for Atticus changing wildly from book to book. Check out the bible, God's totally different from Old to New Testament.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
Has anyone compared these to frictions or mints or gorilla gloves? Want to know b4 I buy. https://t.co/TpynhyS3GF
@burnsideulti   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
Why are folks so proud of the Olympics? I could officially recognize a frisbee when I was 8. "Dude that's a frisbee, let's toss" I would say
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
That feeling when you're the first one down on the pull http://t.co/xBe5hVjthA
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Never mind, that one guy is named Ryan. I know three people.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
Went for a walk & 4 blocks from my house ran into two mixed club teams having a scrimmage. I can only name two players I see. I'm old :(
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