Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Not many know that Ryan Fitzpatrick is an #IvyLeague grad. Very rare for nfl player. Went to @Vassar I think.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 24th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
For the big pickup GOALTY game on Saturday, all the chatter has been about the white team, but I think dark has a chance to make some noise.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
I'm guessing neither of you guys were at Frisco ISD Memorial Stadium when @dragNthrust played @SeattleMIXtape! https://t.co/Oyjix3hlXA
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Consider the series of life choices a person has to make to be 23 in an ironed shirt & satin tie standing at counter of @Enterprise rentacar
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @Chris__Richards: F U G A Z I
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 22nd, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
Lol I wish. with my team not a chance #Goaltimate https://t.co/akPMWoFYWD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 21st, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @StuLuxLisbon: "Why isn't there cool stuff like hoverboards!?" types stupid man on handheld device capable of accessing the sum total of…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 21st, 2015, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
I bet Leia is sad because she just found out that Greedo shot first. #starwarstrailer
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Fine, I guess folks won't give away secrets. But just know that I've been filming your practices while hiding in the woods.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @CY30_CY30B: Don't read this.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
*At DARE assembly* Hey kids, I know it's "cool" to let the beat drop, but you know what's not cool? Dropping the disc in goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
Favorite goaltimate O? Scrimp stack Itchy scratchy Terminator 4 porners Belgian
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Today's the 30th anniversary of the date that Biff from BACK2THEFUTURE travelled in time to become a high school gym teacher on Freaks&Geeks
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @Tommytoughstuff: In the Canadian Football League they lineup and shake hands after ever play.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 1:51 p.m. Retweet
Kind of amazing that Goaltimate is the 1st major American sport invented, played, funded, and watched solely by #Millennials.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
RT @GaryPayton_20: Whomever is running my Facebook hmu.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: TOP 5 TECHNOLOGIES BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 PREDICTED THAT WE DON'T HAVE YET 1. Thomas F. Wilson http://t.co/2nxpPKIVZT
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti So I played grandmasters pickup instead and caught a score against some dumb old pickup player. BOOYAH!
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
I'm like the james jones of goalty. Showed up today in a dark & they asked me to go white. After 4 points the white team asked me to go home
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
LeonardoDC drew this image of PDX goalty player, JDC, playing zone inside the hoop over 300 yrs b4 he was even born! http://t.co/XBXK3EDwbA
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
[Sees bee on my wife's arm] Uh oh [I roll up a newspaper] Babe.. stay still.. (using newspaper as a megaphone) INVITE THE BEE TO GOALTY
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheWoodenslurpy: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is also called practice.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @kjmeow: Holy shit my whole life is fitness
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley Punters are like bass players, they only exist to be noticed when they screw up.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 17th, 2015, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Finally found where Lydia from accounting keeps hiding my kit every time we leave it set up. http://t.co/zHtZpedsYU
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
I guess I'm calling in sick to work all next week, finally down to my last can of Jolt from the back stock... :( http://t.co/UXoNqIm8YB
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti It's not even like it has her name on it! All it says is RES CFO.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Game over. This is bogus, the boss lady of the payroll lady told us stall 24 is her "assigned" parking space.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
Matty Ice is looking a little harried out there against the Saints. http://t.co/1qxUVLyxry
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Note: This is America and Mexico only. Canada still celebrates BYGKTWD in late December for some reason.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
October 16th is BRING YOUR GOALTIMATE KIT TO WORK DAY. I'm setting mine up in spaces 23 and 24 in the upper parking garage tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
one more voice of sanity trying to make pro sports more like ultimate. https://t.co/oLOJtpL6bi
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Lincoln Chafee is getting a little presumptuous in his latest photo op. http://t.co/NyV4lK0Hg5
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
If you're going to be Republican, follow the 3 Rs and be either: Rich Religious or Racist. Otherwise you're wasting your vote.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
this is how a typical ultimate player looks when they try to play goaltimate. https://t.co/uxfYJCkqjv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
I'm the 1st at the gym, and the last to leave. Mainly because I got practice times wrong, and mom can't pick me up until after her shift.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
It takes 37 muscles to frown, and 22 muscles to smile! But it only takes 9 muscles to throw a scuber.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti 11 people signed up since Boehner stepped down.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
Only 258 people have joined the Pdx GOALTY facebook group since Obama got into office. And THIS is considered "hope" and "change"?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
It's just nice to hear back when someone asks for help, and you respond, but they don't acknowledge. (2/2) https://t.co/1GCK6rQNoB
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
TDs and SC/RCs have a hard job. It's hard to fit observers into tight budgets when teams complain about fees. (1/2) https://t.co/1GCK6rQNoB
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
@FuriousUltimate @jeffbellphoto one captain for each win this year!
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Why do we celebrate Columbus Day, his last great movie was Only The Lonely, and Pixels totally sucked. He's still just riding on Goonies.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I feel like this is the guy that puts up the goalty kit if I don't show up on time. https://t.co/JWUGpNFdHN
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