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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Sunday November 15th, 2015, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
QUIT RUINING THE FIELDS WD40! WE NEED TO KEEP A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PARKS DEPARTMENT! https://t.co/DEKPaHYq5f
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 15th, 2015, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
If you got to know your favorite #NFL star, you'd probably hate him. But you already know and love your favorite Goaltimate star.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 13th, 2015, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Now I know how Chris Penn felt in Footloose.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 13th, 2015, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
2nite the PDX ultimate board head honchos are working on a plan to shut Goaltimate down for the rest of the winter! Insane?!?!?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 11th, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
NOBODY BETTER BOO AZIZ. IT WASN'T HIS FAULT PARKS AND REC GOT CANCELLED. https://t.co/m9nTnXVheK
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 10th, 2015, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
There's probably a better sports kit you could make out of pvc but I can't think of it right now...... https://t.co/cCokNIljyH
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 10th, 2015, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
I could rewrite that article in four words: TRUST FALLS-ROPES COURSE https://t.co/qFTMW7lgky
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 10th, 2015, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
I detest people that think watches are ok to wear during sports. I want them removed from the earth. https://t.co/yIBrPXAVxR
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 10th, 2015, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Just like the mlu is almost as good as the audl, gamer grip is almost as good as friction gloves! did I win? https://t.co/AVkdVLUL3W
@burnsideulti   Monday November 9th, 2015, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @punchesbears: Be assured, there will be bears. #gamedev #indiedev #madewithunity #unity3d https://t.co/C68JF7aM4p
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 8th, 2015, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
No matter who's on the teams, Goaltimate is the real MVP.
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 8th, 2015, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @DaveBautista: The day a WWE cameraman doesn't know your name and addresses you as Mr Cool Strong Dude is the day you realize your caree…
@burnsideulti   Friday November 6th, 2015, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
Jesus told Noah to build an "arch", not an "arc". Noah had bad hearing. https://t.co/M4wUXzLqs6
@burnsideulti   Friday November 6th, 2015, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @yimmaesil: 억ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ https://t.co/eoCGe8iF8L
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 5th, 2015, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
If LaMarcus shows up at our goalty game this wknd how should we treat him? Boos, hugs & daps, indifference, call travel on every throw?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 4th, 2015, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
If you can't handle with me at my worst, you *might* be able to handle with me at my best. My cuts are slow, & I hold the disc too long.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
Travel. Or foul. Some sort of violation I think. https://t.co/8TzB1HXLSW
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
Scientists estimate that Goalti-bots still won't be able to beat living players until at least 2030. I guess they've never seen Ron play.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Scientists estimate that Goaltibots still won't be able to beat living players until at least 2030. I guess they've never seen Ron play.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
Twice a year, American workers lose 45 minutes of productivity trying to reset their car clocks because of daylight savings.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
He shoulda pulled up for the fadeaway. Guy could get hurt down in the paint if he's not careful. https://t.co/Q7hozm8j6T
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
America's best inventions have been: the computer, surf rock, the bible, and Goaltimate. In no particular order.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 2nd, 2015, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
I can't believe @Target already has Cinco de Mayo decorations up.
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2015, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @HPbasketball: Tim Duncan is a monster defensively, at age 700. Seriously, I still firmly believe Duncan is a better player than LMA r…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2015, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
I know a guy that named his daughter "Anakin". So it takes all kinds... https://t.co/Hf2Ggn8XDk
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2015, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
What are you going to be for Halloween next year?
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
What are you going to be Halloween next year?
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 1st, 2015, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Set your clocks back an hour for DST. Set your life back decades by not playing Goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2015, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
A great basketball team on offense is like jazz, a great goaltimate team in a zone defense is like a queensryche power ballad.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2015, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
We wish he had been an actual vampire instead of a shuffling mummy. https://t.co/BYrfwraQ5H
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2015, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
I zone out to Genesis on my @beatsbydre b4 goalty games, bc when I pull on my @FrictionGloves I can pretend I'm Phil Collins.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 31st, 2015, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
Getting to play Goaltimate is a once in a lifetime experience, that's why I make sure I play at least three times a week.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 30th, 2015, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
I know how the @dallasmavs feel. Free agency hit my goalty team hard this week. After 3 points, Ron switched his pinnie from lite to dark.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 30th, 2015, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @ImSoFrancis: If you're walking toward me and you see me pull out my phone and look down, that means I saw you too
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 29th, 2015, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
95% of goaltimate games are full of gritty, gym rat, high ceiling/low floor guys with deceptive speed and amazing work ethics.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 29th, 2015, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @CwoodsonF: 18yrs in the NFL, 39yrs old, defensive player of the month.. I couldn't have dreamt it up any better..... https://t.co/URMpW…
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 29th, 2015, 1:20 p.m. Retweet
The ancient Mesopotamians worshipped Goaltimate as their God of fertility.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @GlazerBooHooHoo: Tombstone of two of the best breakdancers http://t.co/i1riSYFsOo
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @AnemoneOh: Number of Gen X, Y, and Millenials needed to support one Boomer in the style to which he's become accustomed. https://t.co/i…
@burnsideulti   Monday October 26th, 2015, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
whatever you do, don't google image search "Tokyo Sex-whale".
@burnsideulti   Monday October 26th, 2015, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Hardy was such a mean spirited person, that he forever ruined the toothbrush mustache so no one grows one anymore. https://t.co/DwHSHZHFoj
@burnsideulti   Monday October 26th, 2015, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
What Goaltimate teams around the country have coaches? I'm just asking because Ron always tells me what to do.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 26th, 2015, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
It's very rare for band members to have the same name. Mike Mills & Mike Stipe from REM, & the Allman Brothers are the only ones I know of.
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