Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 15th, 2015, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
I'm not friends with any burglars tho. I'm not friends with much of anyone actually. https://t.co/7JAy3HMTvb
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2015, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
Noah's Goaltimate arc had room for four of each animal.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
I changed my deodorant, and it's freaking me out. It's like some guy I don't know is constantly hanging out right behind me.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2015, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
When you step in the Goaltimate field, there's only one question: Are you a CANaloupe or a CANTaloupe?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 14th, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
The only thing that stinks about goalty is there's no opportunity to do 1st down celebrations.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 12th, 2015, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Let me play devil's advocate here and posit the question: WHAT IF GOALTIMATE ISN'T ACTUALLY THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD?!?!???
@burnsideulti   Friday December 11th, 2015, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
goaltimate last night was more like oldtimate.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 10th, 2015, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @souljaboy: People will say you can't do it then when you do they act like they supported you when they know they didn't.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 9th, 2015, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
I think it's a shame that with the new conferences they instituted at our pickup goalty games, light only plays dark 372 times this season.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 9th, 2015, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: You know that part in the bible where the St. Bernard knocks over the tables no I'm not talking about Beethoven I'm talki…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 7th, 2015, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
After the last few weeks of pickup, I don't think ANY team wants to meet the team or the dark team in the playoffs.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I'm pretty much the LeBron James of goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti It's been 13 minutes and no one has pointed out the similarities between me and LeBron.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
Finally got to make it back to my home field, Cleveland High, for goalty this afternoon. It had been too long! Felt great to be back.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2015, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
No matter what your feelings on #STP's "legacy" or "legitimacy", I feel they were instrumental in 3 or 4 of Richard Petty's #NASCAR wins.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2015, 5:25 a.m. Retweet
After tonight's pickup game, it looks like dark has drawn up the blueprint on how to beat light for the rest of time.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2015, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
2cold 2wet 2windy Still it's perfect weather 4 pickup goalty under the lights. Wouldn't miss it for anything!
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2015, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Goaltimate tm: This ain't your aunt's version of disc sports!
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2015, 9:52 p.m. Retweet
Only 237 people over the age of 35 play Goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2015, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC I got lucky, "Goaltimate Season" is just my nickname. My parents actually named me "Qkoultimate Zveason"
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2015, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Anyone know if this shirt of mine is real or a replica? https://t.co/bUKVXgxzJM
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2015, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
Drinkin a beer, microwavin up a quesadilla, draftin up GOALTY plays. Pretty much the dream Wednesday night. #TrulyBlessed
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2015, 5:19 a.m. Retweet
Are Mark Cuban and Michael Jordan the only former players who now own #nba teams? https://t.co/Qmi4FIDz1C
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2015, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
I'm old enough to remember an era when school kids didn't get time off for the Goaltimate holiday season.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2015, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
I'm ashamed of Carleton ultimate. How tone def can they be? https://t.co/ClcgZvfE1T
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 28th, 2015, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Did you try turning it off, then turning it back on again?
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 28th, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Pocahontas taught the white savages the true meaning of Goaltimate at the first thanksgiving. https://t.co/2jY6ZxW8Un
@burnsideulti   Friday November 27th, 2015, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
Carpe Carp. Play Goaltimate. Seize the Fish. https://t.co/SUEeDXbXRB
@burnsideulti   Friday November 27th, 2015, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
I'm thankful for Goaltimate. God bless us everyone.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2015, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
.@USAUltimate , can we get Sheed into Observer training? He's a natural. https://t.co/v6In4dVxD2
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2015, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
Ultimate is the Boo Ya Tribe of Goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 24th, 2015, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Make a "Monday Night Footballs" out of your next weekend by playing some Goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 23rd, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Sprinting College Student Might Actually Have Chance At Getting Frisbee https://t.co/OIfJj6t2Go https://t.co/IowhNd…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 22nd, 2015, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
Disaster today at goalty pickup. It's like nobody even read my email about playing red versus yellow to celebrate autumn.
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 22nd, 2015, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
Portland parks & rec are jerks. They tore down my artisanal goalty set just because it was an "unpermitted nuisance" https://t.co/EMO5faXPaE
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 21st, 2015, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @OFalafel: How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet https://t.co/7s8BytzLam
@burnsideulti   Friday November 20th, 2015, 5:14 a.m. Retweet
If anyone knows a British person can you ask them if they spell the word "Dr." as "DOCTOUR"? Brits are weird.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 19th, 2015, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @bea_ker: My chosen industry is really competitive, I haven't even been invited to interview yet (I want to be in A Tribe Called Quest)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 18th, 2015, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: Typical left-wing bias from the BBC https://t.co/edlbhIL2R1
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 17th, 2015, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
I can't be the only one who based his entire athletic career on the memory of when Malibu got KOd on the 1st episode of American gladiators.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 17th, 2015, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
Fiber One is the perfect snack to eat in between goalty points! Try it today. #sponsormei'mbroke https://t.co/uxPmacMdZy
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