@LegsFeedTheW0lf

@LegsFeedTheW0lf is the Twitter account for NOISE (USAU Club Mixed 2012), NOISE (Rec B - Summer 2012) and NOISE (USA Ultimate Club Mixed - 2014)

Games involving @LegsFeedTheW0lf
Time Team Result Team Tweets
June 17th, 2012 NOISE 13 - 10 Fatal Attraction 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday October 13th, 2020, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
As a physics teacher in this region, I try to explain why this is cool every year. Sorry @dragNthrust , the kids r… https://t.co/JSfdQYXiE8
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday October 2nd, 2020, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Suspected earlier this week that I might be a superhero after a pretty narly bike crash ended with only minor injur… https://t.co/ora4kkmR5P
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday September 29th, 2020, 12:03 p.m. Retweet
Feels a little more like hair of the dog than gettin back on the horse, but back in action on Claire’s bike after a… https://t.co/PZcBr5xJpt
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday September 29th, 2020, 12:03 p.m. Retweet
P.S. note the jersey and that I clearly dressed myself
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday September 28th, 2020, 1:19 p.m. Retweet
As an update here, I mentioned to my wife that Niko had better style than me. She said she could start dressing me… https://t.co/qdb9e8WpZQ
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
-getting irrationally mad that our route was going to be about 105 miles and not exactly 100 - Andy crashing about… https://t.co/ER0guBhxHz
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
- got caught by an old dude on a recumbent bike who chatted with us for a while and then called us wimps when we wo… https://t.co/WJkF04nBij
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
- Hitting the wall after Munroe and wondering how it was possible that I was friends with these people that I hate… https://t.co/sLIkOjkOQW
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
Bonus tweet to get some hearts on this boring thread. While I was biking Mila had her 1st dance class and introduc… https://t.co/wMFfkeuZPu
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
- in the middle saying the sentence “they put on thick tires so I won’t get flats” I got a flat - very stupid motor… https://t.co/TtKimtesQ1
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
1 Day Later Recap: legs are sore but appreciate my bros including me in the fun. Most vivid highlights- - One of… https://t.co/kVBE0vMuGY
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday September 20th, 2020, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
View from the top. Anyone know when I’ll feel my knees again? https://t.co/YeVNcSravM
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
No energy for jokes. Worst idea ever. Somewhere around a billion miles to go. https://t.co/iIGwphLQ76
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
Despite my best efforts, we have made it half way. https://t.co/V3oRHCsyBj
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
Pit stop n Belleville and the conversation is how it’s “not that bad” and “feeling fine” and other LIES https://t.co/cpdk5183p6
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
Roll Call: Ben: Most likely to yell at me and then drop me when I can’t keep up https://t.co/KPJEGzkgPw
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
(Big) Niko: dudes got quads the size of tree trunks. His positivity will make it hard to complain the entire time.… https://t.co/W7BLDrnZ1K
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
Ben: I can’t think of an appropriate bike metaphor for nasty inside breaks. My biggest competition for snarkiest r… https://t.co/HuKVM5LTTN
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
Andy: literally the hardest cutter I’ve ever seen play. How a tiny bicycle could contain his power without breakin… https://t.co/I8KQseqt1h
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 12:20 p.m. Retweet
Silver lining here is that this almost ALMOST feels like a tournament morning. Long forgotten jitters of anticipat… https://t.co/UY76Uyh31O
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 19th, 2020, 11:24 a.m. Retweet
Welp here we are. A little escapism in the form or crappy attempts at humor. Follow along as a grown man complains… https://t.co/uvgojbz3mk
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday September 16th, 2020, 11:54 a.m. Retweet
When I was early in my teaching career I used to chide kids for referring to very popular (slightly older) songs as… https://t.co/fTrJiPqftx
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 12th, 2020, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
My idiot friends have convinced me to ride my bike 100 miles next weekend despite the fact that I’ve done no traini… https://t.co/JuNYRSyRLv
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday August 26th, 2020, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Big news. Mila has been calling herself Elsa (Frozen) for weeks(months?). She also has names for everyone else in t… https://t.co/rgNCdaFzbe
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday August 23rd, 2020, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
Found my cleats while unpacking. Couldn’t resist a quick workout. Humbling yet exhilarating. Pretty sure Claire st… https://t.co/gcjHyAIZG8
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday August 13th, 2020, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
Apparently my contribution to the moving process of eating all the food in the pantry and fridge so we would have t… https://t.co/HMCAsh6b75
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday August 6th, 2020, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
Do any other parents sing Disney songs...in public...when their kids are not around? Guy across the street on this… https://t.co/nBgd0Hd2nW
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday July 31st, 2020, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
While parenting, the number of times I think we’re playing zone defense and Claire thinks we’re playing match is re… https://t.co/uAJvdIEt0h
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday July 30th, 2020, 10:50 p.m. Retweet
Normalize men loudly screaming in pain when their toddler kneels on that one spot on my shin.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday July 21st, 2020, 12:08 p.m. Retweet
My wife and I currently both pretending we don’t know our son has pooped. A dangerous game of who will blink 1st.… https://t.co/6ePbugihEs
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday July 13th, 2020, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
Thanks everyone for playing! Especially appreciate all those suggesting cute hijinks from my children. Unfortunatel… https://t.co/dmmBwtGBtn
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday July 12th, 2020, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
Best guesses as to how this happened. Ready go. https://t.co/iINsmPTYVb
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday July 6th, 2020, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Madison folx: I spend most summers glued to kids and/or frisbee field. While still loving the former, the absence o… https://t.co/kgWx1GQSWe
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday June 22nd, 2020, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @MonarchsMKE: Happy #FathersDay to all the Monarch dads and father figures out there! Our kaleidoscope is fortunate to have your support…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday February 8th, 2019, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
Been on a plane that refuses to take off for about an hour but the dude next to me keeps blowing air out of his nos… https://t.co/7j74hn0tps
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday January 18th, 2019, 11:46 a.m. Retweet
At the end of the day yesterday I stood still and waved my arms until I achieved my smart watch’s exercise goal so… https://t.co/w2rcwGgckG
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday November 18th, 2018, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: We're selling the 3D Printed goalty stands used with tent-pole kits on turf/indoor surfaces. 5 bucks for a standard item…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday October 31st, 2018, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: Middle School 5v5 Indoor League. Fridays starting November 9th until December 21st. East side of Madison gyms. Register…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday September 20th, 2018, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
Games to 13. Soft at 70, hard at 90. 1 TO/half + floater. https://t.co/vXbNgZ8kQu
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday September 17th, 2018, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @notouchingult: North Central teams attending regionals in Blaine this weekend - we are collecting jerseys and other ultimate gear which…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday September 17th, 2018, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
I emailed all the NC Regionals teams a seeding proposal. Got until Tuesday night to give feedback/suggest changes.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday September 8th, 2018, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
What were your scores in pool play: @mad_udderburn vs @Gmgtulti , @MastodonUlti vs Altbrews, @nocoultimate vs @MouseTrapUlti
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday August 20th, 2018, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Currently missing @panIC_ultimate and @BlitzkriegKC who have participated in the past. If we get two more first ti… https://t.co/IKiCWNoK7Y
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday August 16th, 2018, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
Up to 19 teams registered in two sections. Adding the 3 auto qualifiers and we’ll only need 3 additional teams to… https://t.co/ArgsoAoHuF
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday August 13th, 2018, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
Kudos to ALTBrews, BTP, MUB, Mastodon, MSP, Mojo, Mousetrap, and Hellbenders who are already set.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday August 13th, 2018, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
North Central Mixed teams! This is your regional coordinator checking in reminding you of the Team Registration Dea… https://t.co/reuaTNK3IV
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday April 23rd, 2018, 12:19 p.m. Retweet
This comment is true as an organizer but if I’m allowed a little more bias, my true highlight of the weekend was se… https://t.co/NJSWBP6FMK
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday March 21st, 2018, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: ICYMI: We're hosting a coaching clinic April 7th: https://t.co/jEVo7LOJIm Registration deadline is in one week! https://t.…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 27th, 2018, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
These are emails I get at work. It’s been an issue... https://t.co/0g4Ba6QoQN
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday February 24th, 2018, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
Adult status: owning a dog. Little kid status: cracking literally every piece of thin ice possible on the walk this morning.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 13th, 2018, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: Follow up from our community meeting this past weekend: We recognize the need to organize those who wish to work both with…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday February 9th, 2018, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
Claire: What’re you gonna do with your snow day? Me: email about frisbee and workout a bunch C: Isn’t that what you… https://t.co/ArbTJUR1c4
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 6th, 2018, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
Hey @GUMUltimate here’s your marketing photo. You’re welcome. https://t.co/B2517LIFu6
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday February 5th, 2018, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
Have had 3 leadership meetings for NOISE 2018 and can say 2 things: I am as excited for this season as I have ever… https://t.co/q3oULabB2k
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday January 27th, 2018, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
You ever decide to go for a light jog and then ‘How far I’ll go’ from Moana comes on and welp now it’s a sprint workout?
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday January 26th, 2018, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: We're hosting a community meeting! Find out about our event plans or learn ways to join our board/volunteer structure. Me…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday January 19th, 2018, 1:10 p.m. Retweet
Cool coaching moment: last night the boys played goalty. 21 points were scored total, and although I played just as… https://t.co/eq98snRtHj
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday January 18th, 2018, 2:39 a.m. Retweet
10 years. Honor and a privilege to be back at the helm. #NO18E
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday January 9th, 2018, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
It’s day two of “How long until Claire notices I got a haircut.” A fun game, but beware, it once ended in “I notic… https://t.co/C6a1ZXK8xM
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday December 29th, 2017, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
Sorry Reese Witherspoon, we are those people with a baby in a bar.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday December 24th, 2017, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: Got a contest going on over on our facebook page. 2 page followers will get their USAU dues paid for 2018. https://t.co/…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday November 27th, 2017, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
Mila just rolled over for the first time so I guess you could say indoor went pretty well last night.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday November 22nd, 2017, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
@mollybrowntown Any updates on gear ordered in September??
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday November 22nd, 2017, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
No Mila update after my last time playing. This isn’t to imply that I played especially great; actually she just h… https://t.co/CDWha95MBF
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday November 16th, 2017, 11:58 a.m. Retweet
My daughter’s eyes cut through me. Mila: Were you a jerk at goalty? Me: ... Mila: Were you? Me: yes... Mila: *disappointed poop*
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday November 13th, 2017, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Also, don’t usually get into the structures of tweeting, but at least 280 allows me two spaces after a period so I’m no longer a savage.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday November 13th, 2017, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
Threw a lot of turns at indoor last night. Mila is acting like she knows. Subtle face of disappointment with each diaper change.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday November 1st, 2017, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: Registration is open for RED EYE: Indoor, overnight, 5v5, @kevasports Jan 5th or 6th. https://t.co/g79o6Mi0h8 Check faceb…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday October 27th, 2017, 12:03 p.m. Retweet
The Triple CLOWN Tour??? I’ll show myself out. https://t.co/KKq0uBDRBl
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday October 25th, 2017, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @WIStatetourney: DYK: the deadline to submit bids to host the State Champs is January 31. Last 10+ years have seen only 1 bid submitted.…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday October 23rd, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
@mollybrowntown @FiveUltimateLLC Any idea when the shipped ones are shipping? Thanks and congrats on a great season!
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday October 22nd, 2017, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
If watching those games don’t make you want to make it back to nationals you might already be dead.
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