@LegsFeedTheW0lf is the Twitter account for NOISE (USAU Club Mixed 2012), NOISE (Rec B - Summer 2012) and NOISE (USA Ultimate Club Mixed - 2014)

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June 17th, 2012 NOISE 13 - 10 Fatal Attraction 1 tweet
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@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday August 9th, 2022, 1:51 p.m. Retweet
Todays theme: Animal Inspired Team Names. Who will be the last to register for sectionals of @MNBirdultimate… https://t.co/lVjsnD2nyL
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday August 8th, 2022, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
I’ll be updating as teams sign up. Northwest Plains: 1) @NOISEultimate 2) @NOISEultimate (no extra points for sig… https://t.co/o2orfSleRg
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
A bunch of y’all are playing cool ultimate this weekend! Neat! Did you know you can already sign up for your sect… https://t.co/PD2OkSKZVJ
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
The grass is green. The sky is blue. These are my friends. This is my team. I love this game. I love this game. I l… https://t.co/xHClocfYPk
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday July 29th, 2022, 1:47 a.m. Retweet
On tonight’s video call-> Niko: “Are you still on your field trip, dad?” My heart…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Honestly, don’t tell me what to do “Share Size” labeling on candy packaging.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday July 24th, 2022, 11:15 a.m. Retweet
Last night my teammates let me bench press them and also went through my old tweets commenting on the funny ones an… https://t.co/r0pHGDPzQU
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 10:25 p.m. Retweet
They just chonked a disc into the stands at @wfdf_wucc and I caught it. Starting the week mentally tough 😤😤😤 https://t.co/6oHVphCouq
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
I am in 2 separate whats apps for @wfdf_wucc and it is every high school GroupMe I have ever run: “where is the me… https://t.co/x6k2pSLLaS
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
“Siri how do time zones affect Five Hour Energies?”
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
Google maps, I’m never going to take the suggested alternate route that goes a dozen miles in the wrong direction a… https://t.co/LSib26aG0a
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday July 21st, 2022, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
Packing for worlds where the weather is supposed to be 90s all week and wondering if NINE long sleeves is enough.… https://t.co/S01J98gjo1
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday July 16th, 2022, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Tried to get Mila to put Spence on her shoulders to include everyone but apparently my attempts at inclusion are “i… https://t.co/sagrsgPt09
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday July 10th, 2022, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
Mila: Dad! Did you put jello on? Me: …Jello? Mila: Yea, cause you got sunburned. Will be referring to aloe as jello from here on out.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday July 6th, 2022, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
Obviously the sectionals dates are wrong and since I’m not writing this tweet a third time just, you know, 10-11. https://t.co/wPRqVbRoIS
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday July 6th, 2022, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
@clxbttp @turtleskc @321Chalice @ImpactUltimate @SinsUltimate @woodworkulti @HellBenderUlti @panIC_ultimate
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday July 6th, 2022, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
USAU North Central Mixed teams: I’m your regional coordinator. Series dates/locations are set. Sectionals (both 9… https://t.co/5YX62oFEp2
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday July 6th, 2022, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
USAU North Central Mixed teams: I’m your regional coordinator. Series dates/locations are set. Sectionals (both 9… https://t.co/90HJE0JK0y
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday July 6th, 2022, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
@clxbttp @turtleskc @321Chalice @ImpactUltimate @SinsUltimate @woodworkulti @HellBenderUlti @panIC_ultimate
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday June 17th, 2022, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
Just been added to my third club team GroupMe. https://t.co/ul26coFWqC
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday June 12th, 2022, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
Left Poultry Days after day 1 to spend some more time with the fam. No regrets. https://t.co/yGQZtZ0aAw
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday June 10th, 2022, 10:26 p.m. Retweet
75% of the way through the drive to Poulty Days with a car full of camping gear and I have haphazardly booked a hot… https://t.co/LciwlEeHkz
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday June 8th, 2022, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
Pretty similar story here. I have never once played 14 consecutive seasons with *any* team. NOISE 2022 will be th… https://t.co/UfAlTMGAIc
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday May 22nd, 2022, 12:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @penelmnop: ...and we will never ever be able to meet your expectations because you keep making and moving goalposts. you get your serot…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday May 18th, 2022, 12:28 p.m. Retweet
We forgot to lock our car last night and someone went through it. In the now exploded center console they revealed… https://t.co/AdseK8qjRM
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday May 17th, 2022, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Mr. Kelley, this hot glue gun isn’t turning on?! I walk over, touch, and immediately burn my finger on completely… https://t.co/o5eDkQTsrD
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday May 16th, 2022, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
One of the many reasons under and unpaid ultimate organizers burn out: there are currently 127 (and counting!) like… https://t.co/RATOuTXOMc
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday May 16th, 2022, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
8 hours laters, after being corrected by @USAUltimate staff who I guarantee have better things to do with their time, the tweet remains up.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday May 9th, 2022, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @MonarchsMKE: This Saturday we host @SoulofATL at Hart Park in Wauwatosa! 🎟 Single game and season tickets available at https://t.co/gI…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday May 3rd, 2022, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jani__Gee: I can’t breathe. This kid was fighting for his life 😂😂 https://t.co/3Garu9BMkE
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday May 1st, 2022, 11:48 a.m. Retweet
“Siri, can you become immune to 5 Hour Energies”
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday April 30th, 2022, 11:06 a.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate you know me. I am a huge kool aid drinker. I like the app! I recommend it every tournament I run! But… https://t.co/oEtJOQf1v3
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday April 28th, 2022, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
Some confusion about how Twitter works in the high school team GroupMe, but people are excited about the bike! https://t.co/Gxs9kgabfA
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday April 27th, 2022, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Y’all! October of 2020, thieves and neredowells broke into our garage and stole Claire and my bikes. We recovered… https://t.co/Y0qhSxVjKa
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday April 27th, 2022, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @MonarchsMKE: Only a few days until our home opener vs @DCShadowUlti! Preorder your tickets online to save $$ and get access to a fast…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday April 26th, 2022, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Off topic, but as someone who has complained about the logo in the past, this years rendition is great! https://t.co/2Gg5p9aEox
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday April 23rd, 2022, 10:18 p.m. Retweet
Me: I love how my color is coming back after just one nice day. Claire: You are ridiculously sunburned. Me: YAY! COLOR!
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday April 23rd, 2022, 3:07 a.m. Retweet
This might be the coolest photo ever taken of me. https://t.co/FomwsDt2wi
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
We didn’t score but by the end of the game you could tell that the players didn’t care and knew just how much we ha… https://t.co/SAT2zo5Mx7
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
We threw several hammers that made the other team (and our small gaggle of parents) ooo and ahh. We threw a foreha… https://t.co/j5dggxcfRh
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
The players really settled in after that. The fear was gone, and you could see them start to process, to learn, to… https://t.co/wBM2hxikc2
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
While we can’t wait to help grow the youth non-binary/girls scene here, we’re so fortunate to be part of a communit… https://t.co/Itae8n1dLM
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
My players were TERRIFIED. Adults? College players? Strangers??? I might as well have told them we were gonna pl… https://t.co/bqNF2merFD
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
On the first point we turned it, then they turned it, then we worked it ALL THE WAY DOWN THE FIELD?!? We completed… https://t.co/NJVGiDhXHA
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
At some point I’ll start a team specific Twitter, but for now y’all get to hear me rant and rave about TENGU here.… https://t.co/s7i3OTgUxD
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday April 8th, 2022, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
First, thank you thank thank you to Black Cat and the other adults in the community for giving us this opportunity.… https://t.co/dricykEeWQ
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday April 5th, 2022, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
10 minutes into practice and we’re working on hammers into the wind. Is that the 5 hour working or not?
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday April 4th, 2022, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
But Fran, why are you drinking knock off 5 hours at 6 o’clock? Bout to go coach brand new high schoolers at their… https://t.co/PpFP9x7rgl
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday April 4th, 2022, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
Trying off brand 5 hour for the first time. Will report back.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
People can like tacos and pasta. A while back I posted about a perfect morning of lounging on the couch with my bo… https://t.co/CsJiMup8B6
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 29th, 2022, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
Seriously considering a THIRD 5 hour energy today.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday March 25th, 2022, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
12) new discs! Shoutout to @DiscraftULT these are fire. https://t.co/uAWJbN8HYq
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday March 25th, 2022, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
11) I am at the Bucks game. A cannon-launched T-Shirt hit me directly in the hands and dropped into the lap of the… https://t.co/e9CLwbhlT7
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday March 24th, 2022, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
10) And yes for those paying attention I do send my kids to daycare (2 days) during spring break. It’s spring “bre… https://t.co/RgAGhSce1U
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday March 24th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
9) kids are unpredictable. Was playing a game this morning asking if kids were excited to see TV/movie characters… https://t.co/CwNi8752bv
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday March 24th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
9b) We get there and I continue the joke pointing at kids “Looks like Tag and Scootch are already in there”. HUGE M… https://t.co/M2DKlbbshD
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
8) Modern swim lessons is parents bending over backwards and rescheduling their lives to get their kids in the one… https://t.co/maH5EbyXjL
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday March 23rd, 2022, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
7) I sent 26 ultimate related emails yesterday and fished the day with a 90 minute admin meeting for my fave pros.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
6) At my first workout today a stranger tried to guess what I taught and said “I’m getting a science-y vibe but the… https://t.co/FEoLUIH9ko
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
5) Working out at 9 often makes me ponder the question: Is 10:30 too early for lunch?
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 1:24 p.m. Retweet
4) My children don’t sleep. This is not spring break dependent but contextualizes my frown when people ask how I’m… https://t.co/h4yyJO9Snf
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
Spring Break 22 musings: a thread I will continue this week or until I forget. 1) I worked out twice today. I will… https://t.co/YrC5vhJAES
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
3) As is untaught tradition on every youth team I’ve ever coached, my players posted pictures in the GroupMe of the… https://t.co/LXsyQkOH5N
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
2) Mila has begun, unprompted we think, mooning us and yelling LOOK AT THIS BUTT!! It is EXACTLY as hilarious as it sounds.
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday March 19th, 2022, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Feel the need to update this tweet on two fronts: 1) They did actually include the women’s bracket in the teacher… https://t.co/NDzs6HpgXK
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday March 16th, 2022, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
Mila has library day every Tuesday. Last week she brought home a book we already own, a real low for her. This wee… https://t.co/G4Nuoflzub
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday March 14th, 2022, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @Coffee_Black087: Hello hello! I have advanced into the USAU North Central Women's club regional coordinator role! I'm currently lookin…
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday March 14th, 2022, 12:54 p.m. Retweet
I’ve worked in schools for 15 years now and it has always bothered me how all the school sanctioned bracket contest… https://t.co/2aLs7PMmCs
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
Waited until today (my birthday) to tell Claire about the literally hundreds of dollars in @PremierUltimate jerseys… https://t.co/8myWfZmQXD
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Friday February 18th, 2022, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
New frisbee team update: -40 different players have come to at least 1 of our first 6 practices. -22 players are a… https://t.co/vrOUDRgzd5
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
Forgot to start my watch during my workout this morning. Sorry everyone gotta restart the day. From the top!
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday February 5th, 2022, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
Folks will be hard pressed to convince me a more perfect morning exists. Wake up with the kids around 6:30 for brea… https://t.co/53wKQzQ8at
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 1st, 2022, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Everyone, and especially those who have failed in the past, can stand to do better in life. I’m here to love and s… https://t.co/9dBP0u7HlI
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 1st, 2022, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
The world and especially the internet seems to be so quick with judgement. For today at least, I’m choosing to be… https://t.co/JMa9qJaT9E
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 1st, 2022, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Instead though, I was reminded that this is a game played by humans with all their triumphs and all their flaws. I… https://t.co/DwhJe9x3cZ
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday February 1st, 2022, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Was going to post a long thread reflecting on today being my first high school practice since the 2020 shutdown. I… https://t.co/NnPOBUqAIz
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday January 24th, 2022, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
My wife and I have reached the part of quarantine (parenting in general?) where we argue over who gets to do errand… https://t.co/ohS615Kv63
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday January 19th, 2022, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
(1/2) Times are tough y’all, but if you’ll permit me to share a little bit of joy from my life. I’m starting a new… https://t.co/cbz6mRS50J
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday January 19th, 2022, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
(2/2) Hi there! I'm _, I am not a very athletic person but I want to be and I tried ultimate frisbee in PE and LOVE… https://t.co/GPs2GZgA1o
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
I have three bags of cilantro in my vegetable drawer in increasing stages of decay, each with exactly 1 handful of… https://t.co/0wwlriNS8P
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
Thanks @jake_wilson for the recruiting help. CC: @MonarchsMKE @IndyRedUltimate All begs the question should I st… https://t.co/BVEKfs8NPa
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
Me to my children 45 minutes after their bed time as the start time of the virtual meeting I am hosting rapidly app… https://t.co/1VQozMcH02
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday December 30th, 2021, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
Can’t quite figure out this joke but the plot is that I’ve now watched Encanto for as many consecutive days as the… https://t.co/zuTLzWCAVS
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Monday December 27th, 2021, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
Claire: Let’s get the kids rollerblades for X-mas. Me: OK but no skating in the house. Also me 10 mins into solo p… https://t.co/wNEOumY5xt
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
Just me and my sons watching some professional ultimate. @WULeague @az_sidewinders @LosAngelesAstra Go Rigby! Go… https://t.co/bGmFU68Dpo
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Grandparents celebrating holidays (St. Nick) with their grandkids that they never celebrated with their actual kids… https://t.co/GQoC11CEIC
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
Just finished the yearly tradition of running 3 miles pushing Mila in a stroller after barely exercising since the… https://t.co/gByRQs7SFC
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Wednesday November 10th, 2021, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
Had to reset the “It’s been ___ days since I crashed my bike” clock this morning on the way to mini. Still played… https://t.co/rnvwS8B7M9
@LegsFeedTheW0lf   Sunday November 7th, 2021, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
That feeling when you buy the whole family zoo train tickets but then they all want to ride with mom and aunt Meggi… https://t.co/LU4V8LZlY8
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