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@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
Hey... So... Wonderwall sucks, right? Am I crazy?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
Truly, there are very few people that are so privileged to be trusted with such an exceptional group of young men.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
Every day I'm absolutely amazed where this crazy sport has brought me, but there's not too much time for nostalgia. Eyes forward.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
Proud to announce that along with Stoop and CP I will be captain for IHUC's 2015 spring season.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 20th, 2015, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Honestly I think we long as you aren't an idiot you can judge most books by their covers.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 20th, 2015, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
Well. Class time. Discussion section for a lecture that hasn't started. Also, my hair isn't combed. Thirdly I dropped my phone in the sink.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 20th, 2015, 1:09 p.m. Retweet
Paramore - The Circle. Up we get.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 20th, 2015, 1:08 p.m. Retweet
7:30 class. I refuse to complain about waking up at a completely normal time just because I'm a college student. But I want to real bad.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 20th, 2015, 8:14 a.m. Retweet
Get called at 2 am... Get yelled at for answering and being awake... Ok.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 19th, 2015, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
.@Lowe_Blow funny story, my extended family for 3 years went to Donly's Wild West Town for thanksgiving dinner. 3 years.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 19th, 2015, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
In the vein of (Dollars)/Change, I think we should give more common things a second meaning to give rappers more wordplay options.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 19th, 2015, 1:10 a.m. Retweet
Don't know what to do / who I am. Well.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Need to start being good to myself.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Every road in this town is a memory. But maybe I've had a little bit too much to think. Bye Lz.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @craigrachel: Before fitness bands, knowing how many steps you took in a day meant you were a mad man
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Facebook's main function now is to remind me how many birthday parties I'm not getting invited to.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Every song is about sex. Deal with it.
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 17th, 2015, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
My first summer playing ultimate I played summer league and "Call Me Maybe" was super popular. What a time to be alive.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 16th, 2015, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Clash of Clans #FreeToPlay
@changeurbangz   Friday January 16th, 2015, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz I've been working towards this since the end of my senior year. Finally the year that I bring it all together.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 16th, 2015, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
My goal this year is to become a completely ambidextrous thrower, no obvious difference between my righty game and my lefty.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 16th, 2015, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
@EmoryJuice @SpinUltimate @teetamajay wow these are sick! Let me know if there are extras that you want to get rid of.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
For athletes, it's always Quantity versus Quality in diet. http://t.co/bq5EtDPhuo
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 14th, 2015, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
Danny DeVito is maybe the most interesting looking man on the planet.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 14th, 2015, 1:11 a.m. Retweet
Starting to get anxious about going back to Iowa city and needing to walk outside instead of killing the earth to transport myself.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 13th, 2015, 5:28 a.m. Retweet
It's Always Sunny really is incredible.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 13th, 2015, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
"What are some of your likes?" "Ghouls."
@changeurbangz   Monday January 12th, 2015, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
Every giant faces a day when they're eating an entire large box of frosted flakes and the milk gets too sweet :(
@changeurbangz   Monday January 12th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
You can say there are boring parts of the new Godizlla. You can say there are dumb parts of the new Godizlla. Yep, you can say those things.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
Productivity. You know, getting two birds stoned at once.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 9th, 2015, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
"Everything our parents said is good is bad."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
We can talk about high schoolers all day but what IHUC needs is men. And I'm pretty sure Miocic and java both have eligibility.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
Well a bunch of @jacobsultimate players and a bunch of @nvultimate players, all under the iron fist of Worm. It's like a dream.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @KeytarShredder: "Check out me dicking around on acoustic guitar, I'm so original"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
That shit's so real that people that don't even know @tomdaB0MB are hitting my tweet with fav's.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
Gets @tomdaB0MB through calc single handedly... Doesn't get invited to birthday party. Ok.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
Happy birthday Tommy @tomdaB0MB #PhotoOfTheMajorityOfOurFriendship http://t.co/EwegMebR05
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 4th, 2015, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
The end is built into the beginning.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @adamkotsko: For most people, I get the sense that "democracy" means being able to say whatever you want and having multiple consumer op…
@changeurbangz   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 8:20 a.m. Retweet
The problem with being an introvert wanting to be friends with introverts is that ... We can't fucking find each other.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 1st, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @frisbeebob: A wise man once said:
@changeurbangz   Friday December 26th, 2014, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @TyRobForealz: Signs of withdrawal: throwing fakes in your kitchen while putting away clean dishes.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
I think my aunts and uncles' idea of what cool is is the same idea I had when I was 12 , roughly.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
Just found out my ancestor was a pioneer in America and Pennsylvania from Germany. It's all starting to come together now.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 4:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @NorthernlionLP: Maybe more people are cutting the cable cord because fully 2/3 of cable programming is manufactured reality TV nonsense
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 24th, 2014, 5:13 a.m. Retweet
Emergent entertainment for psychopaths like me.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 24th, 2014, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
Hobby : following train wrecks on Twitter, learning about their weird complaints and struggles, until I get bored and unfollow.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
Ur girl thought bout leaving u till she saw me flick huck. . . Now her mind made up
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @boring_as_heck: Good prank: get 3 pigs and write "1" "2" and "400,000" on them and release them into a school. Everyone will try to fin…
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
Be a doctor. Be a lawyer. Carry a leather briefcase.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 22nd, 2014, 7:43 a.m. Retweet
People watching is more fun than being watched by people
@changeurbangz   Monday December 22nd, 2014, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @helytimes: Man, if Communism ends up winning? You gotta admit that's an incredible come-from-behind victory.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @BronzeHammer: welcome to america. heres your paperwork. oh by the way, "duh" and "no duh" mean the same thing. alright, good luck out t…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 9:22 a.m. Retweet
How pathetic we would find each other if I talked to my 15 year old self now. What a funny thought.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 9:10 a.m. Retweet
Was motivated by approval and the system? I probably only care because I see young me in there... a frustrating stroll through the past.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 9:09 a.m. Retweet
It's more about ego than anything actually meaningful, you know? Plus who was the last truly impressive person that didn't specialize , and
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 8:35 a.m. Retweet
But in a few years I'll probably say the same thing about my world views I hold today. I'm still idealistic in my own ways.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 8:33 a.m. Retweet
Suppose a certain age and/or experience set lends itself to that kind of prestige seeking. Seems funny now that I'm outside of it.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 8:28 a.m. Retweet
Guess I've been a bit of a nihilist the last two years or so, but that's fine by me.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 8:24 a.m. Retweet
I think how impressive you try to be, or seem to be, is exactly how unimpressive I find you. Not that you'll ever see this.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz You could always old school RT. Just no paraphrasing, I choose my words very deliberately.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
Yeah but what happens if you turn it off and back on again and it still doesn't work?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Carrying around a dead laptop with no charger is just a weighted reminder of how you fucked up.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
Props to @KaitKin28 for being all over my social media right now
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
Also congratulations to @TheEvanMurray 's role model and baby sitter @bobbyleyy #WhoNeedsTwoBobbyLeygs ?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
Someone tweet at her I don't know her Twitter handle, if she even has one. @bdultimate help.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 16th, 2014, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Unbelievable props to my friend and neuqua-based hat tournament teammate (CUT to TBUHT, keepin it real) Maggie Kennedy for making Worlds!!
@changeurbangz   Monday December 15th, 2014, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
My friend got cockblocked by a girl until he started dating her. That's impressive commitment / game.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 15th, 2014, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
When you sit in a booth and a stranger sits in the booth across from you so you have to look down the entire meal http://t.co/zJTZw1R8u4
@changeurbangz   Monday December 15th, 2014, 5:51 a.m. Retweet
RT @cspratt529: Studying for my Chemistry final like http://t.co/xzUl6WWYpT
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 14th, 2014, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: GATSBY: Don't you see... the light across the river... it represents you, the "light" of my life... DAISY: Yeah? [does th…
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 13th, 2014, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
Idk man. We'll see. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... Fuckin... Stop foolin me, man.
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 13th, 2014, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
Are you trying to remember or forget?
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 13th, 2014, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
"E-cigs are just fedoras for your mouth."
@changeurbangz   Friday December 12th, 2014, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
@changeurbangz   Friday December 12th, 2014, 9:05 p.m. Retweet
I swear to god the only person I run into in this town is @ElizabethSturms
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Alright,@USPS, if your package is already two days late and still in transit please don't tell me the expected delivery date is December 9th
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @nevesytrof: This is Margaret Hamilton, NASA lead software engineer, and this is the Apollo guidance program she wrote. http://t.co/vewe…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
Idea : if you drive like an asshole put the bumper stickers of causes you don't support on your car.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
Don't put bumper stickers of causes you support on your car if you're going to drive like an asshole.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 5:31 a.m. Retweet
“@DiscStore: Introducing the disc clock! http://t.co/XBdiY64G8Y http://t.co/0kRUg2pKyN” this disc is actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 12:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @adamkotsko: So many white dudes seem to believe cynical knowingness is the ne plus ultra of political analysis. I can't believe I'm sur…
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @brendlewhat: if only we had 6000 years of recorded history to show us how power is wielded and the character of those who inevitably wi…
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