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@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Saturday November 1st, 2014, 1:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @floraidhso: BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD http://t.co/agpPXb3lvt
@changeurbangz   Friday October 31st, 2014, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
I'm going as the Chicago Bears tonight by not wearing a costume. #disappointing
@changeurbangz   Friday October 31st, 2014, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
Lots of girls in the gym today that I've never seen before and will never see again #1DayFitness #ItWillDEFINITELYMakeADifference
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 30th, 2014, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
Yik yak is just like the Twitter feed of all the people I hate at college.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 29th, 2014, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
How many track workout to do I have to run before I can walk up a flight of stairs without being winded?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 28th, 2014, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
I hope you're happy wherever you are, every single pair of ear buds I've ever owned.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 27th, 2014, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
I really think the whole Ebola only being transferable through bodily fluids thing is great for Vampiric pest control #SpookyPublicHealth
@changeurbangz   Monday October 27th, 2014, 12:54 a.m. Retweet
I hate seeing fucking @seebuchs in every one of my LZ friends' Snapchat stories #BetterFlowThanMe #Whatever
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 26th, 2014, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @reddit_ultimate: 1971 Columbia High School Ultimate - Earliest Known Ultimate Footage: submitted by soccerhead [link] [1 c... http…
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
I find it hard to stop eating cereal once I start #inertia
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
Been all about Logic this week.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 20th, 2014, 1:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @USUAltimate: Jimmy Mickle has gone missing following his semis win. He was last seen diving headfirst into a wave of pussy. Current whe…
@changeurbangz   Monday October 20th, 2014, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @sludgebrown: SOURCES: Ultimate fans seek purpose after club season ends.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
Congratulations to @livelaughlime for the Callahan, college nationals, and club nationals titles. #MickleMania
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
@GOATultimate you guys played a great semi. I was absolutely convinced you would win and was very impressed with your play.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 18th, 2014, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheEvanMurray: @changeurbangz nothing beats a worm speech
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 18th, 2014, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
Women's : speeches are way worse, cheers are way better.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 17th, 2014, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
Bad foul calls from your team are the most awkward things in the world.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 17th, 2014, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
Nationals is basically just one big party where everyone is better than you at ultimate and they know it.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 17th, 2014, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
Couple brings crying baby onto the plane. Sick.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 17th, 2014, 2:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @Ulti_world: Highlight: @BravoUltimate's Stanley Peterson Just...Wow: http://t.co/BGKRnXUbme
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 16th, 2014, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @7expressNY: Hoping @prideofny beats @PFUltimate by 3, sending Pool A into a 3-way point diff tie and causing the tournament to be cance…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
Minute late to my German class because of my post gym meal... Do teachers accept GAINZ as an acceptable excuse? #SwoleAcceptance
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine @Ulti_world can you guys write a state of the sport article? Youth, college,club, pro, international? Or just tweet me back ;)
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @Fred_Delicious: [Girlfriend looks at me in disgust] "Did u just propose using emojis?" ... "Technically its called a propoji, but yes" …
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @jazmasta: *i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* "Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.." *son is at home w/ a mouth f…
@changeurbangz   Monday October 13th, 2014, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
“@HoodieAllen: My album comes out in 6 FUCKING HOURS!!!!” @cspratt529 wanna hang and listen lol?
@changeurbangz   Monday October 13th, 2014, 3:06 a.m. Retweet
The redeemable are not always so easily redeemed.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @b_a_n_a_n_ass: Got my first Callahan today. Can't stop smiling.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
13-4 over st. Olaf #GoodGameWorm #ThanksWorm
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
13-9 win over @ValpoUltimate #goodgame
@changeurbangz   Friday October 10th, 2014, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
Ideally I would look like either of these men. Both are equal. http://t.co/ZMfCjlEqG2
@changeurbangz   Friday October 10th, 2014, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
Getting fucked in the ass and enjoying super man ice cream #Just39Things
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
TA is late... When's the soonest I can start assessing points?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 8th, 2014, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Cows are like big dogs that we slaughter.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 8th, 2014, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
We've always been at war with Eurasia. Whatever.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
Have you ever sat down and thought about every mistake you've ever made in your life?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
“@FunniestVines: Best homecoming proposal of all time https://t.co/8aYL3tdI87” @Dunny_Bunny @W_hean
@changeurbangz   Monday October 6th, 2014, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
Time ... No it ain't on our side.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 6th, 2014, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Things you get excited for after not seeing each other for two months : eating together.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 3rd, 2014, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
"Yeah but have you considered... The Ookie?" - Worm, all week
@changeurbangz   Monday September 29th, 2014, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
My girlfriend and I both got second today. A great start for my season, and a great way to continue her's since she's going to NATIONALS
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ultiworldlive: MA: Green Means Go locks up the last bid. Women's nationals field is set.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 26th, 2014, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
(Cont) and half their points are purposeful ignorance. Pretty pathetic.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 26th, 2014, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
I'm real tired of internet "review" shows that just want to shit on easy targets with bad, obvious jokes and pretend like they're mad ...
@changeurbangz   Friday September 26th, 2014, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @4middleschool: Hate when Mosquitos do that http://t.co/yMksrfExga
@changeurbangz   Friday September 26th, 2014, 2:27 a.m. Retweet
They made a men in black 3... Does anyone remember that?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
People have said a lot of things about me, but almost never have I been called a liar and a ghost. #tru #2014 #WhiteGirlWendsday
@changeurbangz   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @rundmcartol: Too distracted by nothing to get anything done
@changeurbangz   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
Also Stoop Kid and I drove 1550 miles back and forth across the Midwest these past two weekends #Bonding #DLineChemistry
@changeurbangz   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
I wish pandora did away with the thumbs up / down system and ranked songs on how loud I turn up the volume.
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 21st, 2014, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: me? my preferred method of self expression is furniture [everyone in immediate vicinity frantically pretends to give a sh…
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 20th, 2014, 11:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @SarahElaineeM: I'm sorry, @changeurbangz It was too funny to me not to. 😁 http://t.co/RgPRvzBKrA
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 20th, 2014, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
Michael Wormley : doesn't play well with others.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 19th, 2014, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
I want to thank the Good Lord for making me an IHUC.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 19th, 2014, 12:10 p.m. Retweet
The dog next door whines and barks all day. It makes sounds that no earthly being has ever heard.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 18th, 2014, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
“@ChiPizzaParty: @changeurbangz my penis has a fingernail, what's up with that?” @PeachRegan #AskNursePeach
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 18th, 2014, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
Also, when your gf is a nurse, you're always on the lookout for the medical oddities of your friends to inform/fascinate her about later.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 18th, 2014, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
"I'm heading into the Operating Room." - Texts you get excited about when your girlfriend is a nurse
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 18th, 2014, 2:00 p.m. Retweet
Sleeping on a deflated air mattress is surprisingly similar to sleeping in a shitty hammock.
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 14th, 2014, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
.@BradBolliger salty about being too good at tweeting. #BRadProbs
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 14th, 2014, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
.@BFPultimate is at the peak of the hate pyramid right now.
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 14th, 2014, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @JumpBear23: Barth on Jimmy: "Let's just say that if he lost it... he could jump EVEN higher". #MrMickelsGinormousPickle
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 13th, 2014, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
“@BFPultimate: Make it hot @Chris_Wormley43” This is supposed to be about me #FuckYouSpetter #NoIHUCLove
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 13th, 2014, 5:30 a.m. Retweet
Just watched some wrasslin with my boy @cyhend #PolitickingForPlayingTime #MatchFrom2002
@changeurbangz   Friday September 12th, 2014, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Don't be surprised if you find yourself in a sticky situation if you don't have the foresight to murder proof your house.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 12th, 2014, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Really encouraging meeting with the captains tonight. Feeling happy and motivated.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 11th, 2014, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
I don't remember what circumstance required me to type it out to put it in my library, but my phone autocorrects horny to HornyCops. Ok.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 11th, 2014, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
If you take a bad photo just remember that it looks better than any photo that's ever been taken of a cross country runner during a race.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 11th, 2014, 5:09 a.m. Retweet
Why does it fucking look like this? I just... I don't understand. I'm starting to understand how GenWunners feel. http://t.co/kH1QH64zJ5
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 11th, 2014, 5:07 a.m. Retweet
For the record I think nearly every mega evolution looks fucking stupid.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 10th, 2014, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @FascinatingVids: A pair of lungs being filled with air 😳 http://t.co/Unb3mjSHUe
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 10th, 2014, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
Tonight I tried to start a fantasy football league but I guess football already started and I'm an idiot. So.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 9th, 2014, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
“@UltiProblems: When you're in a prime hucking position but no one is striking deep.” #AnyPositionIsHuckingPosition
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 7th, 2014, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @USUAltimate: Congratulations if your Sectionals finished according to seed. You all just wasted a massive amount of time.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 6th, 2014, 7:34 p.m. Retweet
Baby J asked if I had to tweet everything. No.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 5th, 2014, 6:53 a.m. Retweet
Baby J just said I was a good friend and shook my hand. Better quit ultimate now on this high point.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
Nothing drives me crazier than people walking slowly in packs.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @mmccabe: “@terry_casey: #TBT to when @mmccabe, @MattMangWX and I really understood men's fashion. http://t.co/YXLgcX3Cug” #yikes
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 1:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @frisbeebob: Fight for your city.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
"You're a prick." -Brooks, 2014
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
.@TheEvanMurray doesn't know anyone on @FloridaUltimate to throw with #RookieDays #MatchMaker? #AtLeastHeIsntMyProblemAnymore
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
Well I certainly don't want this to go to my head , but I certainly won't say it's unexpected @BFPultimate http://t.co/VeNoL7Q1i8
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Green Means Going to Nationals. @PeachRegan
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @PhillyGMG: Lucky number 13, let's go Green! Two bids to the Mid - Atlantic region! #justgotreal #wow
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