@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 6:54 a.m. Retweet
"Internally rotate, motherfucker" - me to my body, every day.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
How it feels trying to get good grades this semester. http://t.co/mrUZe3Y1AQ
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
Today made me pretty nostalgic for my high school days. Good times.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Coach first high school tournament, win first high school tournament. Easy money.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz this was probably the greatest "stern talking to" I've ever received.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
"You're here for frisbee and school, Michael." My parents get me...
@changeurbangz   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @RingJustinAllen: Ring of Fire doesn't lose to Machine
@changeurbangz   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Man Can’t Believe Obama Would Use Tragedy To Push Anti-Tragedy Agenda http://t.co/3vk9UNvy00 http://t.co/PgRxB2B61F
@changeurbangz   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
“Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.” – Wu Li Let's go Machine
@changeurbangz   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
Nothing like being in a building alone late at night and having a horror film ad turn on.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
"Almost like ubiquitously... that was really daring by the creator." - a girl doing an ironic undergrad impression undergrad, I hope.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
Handle for 3 years, everyone tells me I'm a giant, I should cut. Suggest the idea of cutting and everybody freaks the fuck out.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
@PhillyPatrol sick, again 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 #Relapse
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
Yo @sludgebrown ... Biggest arms at nationals? Top 5? By division?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
@PhillyPatrol what is it? It's sick. Obviously.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @tjstreichy: @changeurbangz do you man just make sure you say hi before warmups
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Based on feedback from my Twitter audience I will continue handling... For now.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
Been thinking about cutting instead of handling...
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @Ulti_world: 2016 National Championships To Be Held In Rockford, Illinois: http://t.co/yqvQoriruX
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
.@kschreibss @jessjsheehan @dangerultimate smile you're playing ultimate http://t.co/j9vtgAFDJZ
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
Alternatively, nothing puts you in a bad mood like getting locked out of your gym #LetMeIn #SendHelp
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
Nothing puts you in a good mood like your team having a good practice.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 29th, 2015, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
The Judge Judy School of Brazillian Jiu Jitsu
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 29th, 2015, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
You can take Tony out of Jacobs but you cannot take the Jacobs out of Tony.
@changeurbangz   Monday September 28th, 2015, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
Favorite quote from a rookie this weekend : "well if money gets tight I know how to trap a lil bit."
@changeurbangz   Monday September 28th, 2015, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
Thoughts on my play on the weekend : progress on some things... Regress on others. Have some things to work on! Had a lot of fun.
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 27th, 2015, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
IHUC Y (my team) got second, IHUC X got third. So if we went as a combined squad we would have gotten... Fifth?
@changeurbangz   Friday September 25th, 2015, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
"I think that rule 19E might come into effect... If a novice player commits an infraction out of sincere ignorance..."
@changeurbangz   Friday September 25th, 2015, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
"I'm on the equipment section but I think I can skip this." "Don't."
@changeurbangz   Friday September 25th, 2015, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Made a rookie read the rulebook before our first tournament #IHUCGloryTour http://t.co/9kiNN5MBWl
@changeurbangz   Friday September 25th, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
When you got class at 9 but wanna toss at 10 http://t.co/XUtUdGRsbC
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 24th, 2015, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
First tournament of the 2015-2016 campaign this weekend #IHUCGloryTour
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 24th, 2015, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
So, uh... Am I the only one that thinks music is a little overrated?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
What factory mix up + marketing genius caused this to happen? http://t.co/xAa0TaltOI
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
Never gave a fuck about a flash mob.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz they're doing middle school eating challenges that were already immature in middle school. http://t.co/sbPWV2mStx
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 23rd, 2015, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
Decided to go to dinner with the team after high school practice. This is maybe the worst experience of my young adult life.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 22nd, 2015, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
Hey @DomPeluso @wongtonsoup25 @Aiden_Frank fuck yourselves
@changeurbangz   Monday September 21st, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
The Matrix is really groundbreaking if you've never read science fiction, seen anime or Kung fu movies, or read a philosophy book.
@changeurbangz   Monday September 21st, 2015, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
Rough week for ole Wormy. In case anyone was wondering how I've been feeling : http://t.co/xfuhM9kFYE
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 20th, 2015, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
Upon further reflection I'm pretty sure @badnews_hughes is Lizzy McGuire
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
@dangerultimate @wlultimate so many people! Wow. Great job setting all of that up.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @HowToGetPatrick: Maroon 5 is a perfect case study in the emergence of corporate music
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
I think the best dancers in the world are drunk moms.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 5:34 a.m. Retweet
In case anyone was wondering , I think I dispelled the curse. So.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz if anyone knows a wizard/psychic that could help me that would also be fine.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
Hey if you or anyone you know cast a curse on me when 2011 became 2012, lemme know if there's anything I can do to fix things.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz I think we all know who did this. 4 years is enough.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 19th, 2015, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
When you aren't sure if bae is mad or just a nihilist. @PeachRegan http://t.co/SdS9P3Pbvi
@changeurbangz   Friday September 18th, 2015, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
Bad weather doesn't suck, losing sucks.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 18th, 2015, 8:18 p.m. Retweet
IHUC looks a lot more confident and dangerous this year than any year I've been on the team. Never been more excited for the college season.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 18th, 2015, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
"Germans without beer would be boring. So in my mind, beer companies are the most socially responsible companies in the world." -German
@changeurbangz   Friday September 18th, 2015, 12:59 a.m. Retweet
Throwing goals: Ambidextrous Current status: Ambisinistrous
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 17th, 2015, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 17th, 2015, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
Hard to watch people make the same mistakes you've made.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Experts Refuse To Warn Of Any New Health Hazards Until Americans Deal With Current Backlog http://t.co/E8uq3qG9XF http://t.co…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
Playing some bullshit d at practice lately. Not happy with myself #DontGuardDontPlay
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 16th, 2015, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Practice ended 45 minutes ago but we still grindin #WingUp @ICWingUlti http://t.co/KJINmPX5Xs
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 8:31 p.m. Retweet
Btw I have the hottest snapchat story of the year , @ sexpantherworm It's a journey.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
Last year : didn't go to any @PhillyPatrol parties, Patrol didn't go to any USAU natties. This year : did go to Patrol party...
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
Conversation with my competition Bodybuilder friend "Brendan... You're fucking huge." "Yeah, I put on 40 pounds of muscle over the summer."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 11:21 a.m. Retweet
Why do I lift? To push myself. Push myself until I'm big and ripped enough to kick over some nerd's sandcastle at the beach #GymLife
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
Seriously, this mark is shattered, I can't afford this. http://t.co/vPjsb0umgC
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 15th, 2015, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
Honestly can't afford to buy all these marks #YouBreakItYouBuyIt http://t.co/1fKDIZFnUm
@changeurbangz   Monday September 14th, 2015, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @SpikingWhamos: Season end. #SituationalBourbon
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @FloridaUnited: Inb4 @Ulti_world FL, NC, DC, PHi, BOS, TOR, MI, CHI, MAD, KC, MSP, TX, CO, SF, PDX, *SEA
@changeurbangz   Sunday September 13th, 2015, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
Uh oooooooh club season over, Dom and Worm are now on THAT COLLEGE GRIND #OOOOOOOOOH @DomPeluso
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
Being in the south is all about strangers discussing football passionately.
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Regionals : cognitive dissonance
@changeurbangz   Friday September 11th, 2015, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
Sorry about so many ultimate tweets, last one. http://t.co/zArWZFu018
@changeurbangz   Friday September 11th, 2015, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
Didn't come up this evening but I don't even really know how confident I feel with my inside backhand/around flick breaks. Maybe good? Idk.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 11th, 2015, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
I can tell my backhand huck is just as good as my flick huck when I'm throwing 1on1, but it feels less dangerous in games.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 11th, 2015, 2:27 a.m. Retweet
Really wish teams would force backhand in practice more. Feel like offenses are generally less comfortable with it than being forced flick.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 10th, 2015, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
Business idea : survival horror Scooby Doo game.
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 10th, 2015, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Watch Me is essentially Soulja Boy again.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 9th, 2015, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
Can someone please tell me how much hummus is too much hummus?
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