@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Monday March 23rd, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
"One day the gods will look at mortals and shudder."
@changeurbangz   Sunday March 22nd, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
I like to think of myself as a diamond in the smooth.
@changeurbangz   Friday March 20th, 2015, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
Wormobile playlist for the drive home : Counting Crows "Round Here". On repeat. For 20 hours.
@changeurbangz   Friday March 20th, 2015, 2:17 p.m. Retweet
I'll just go fuck myself to death I guess.
@changeurbangz   Thursday March 19th, 2015, 6:03 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes friendship is a battle. And that's fine with me.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday March 18th, 2015, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @WernerTwertzog: No, Slavoj, I do not believe in irony. It is for graduate students And other lost souls.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday March 18th, 2015, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
I'm still celebrating the Harvard win #SpringBreak
@changeurbangz   Sunday March 15th, 2015, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Felt so fucking good to beat Harvard. Been a long time coming.
@changeurbangz   Sunday March 15th, 2015, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
Texas may be the worst state for drivers in the United States.
@changeurbangz   Saturday March 14th, 2015, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
Comin out HOT vs Yourkansas, 1-0.
@changeurbangz   Saturday March 14th, 2015, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
If a team wants to win like that ... Let em. Funny thing about teams like that is that they think we're the assholes.
@changeurbangz   Saturday March 14th, 2015, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Yep. Bullshit game. Pretty unpleasant game to play.
@changeurbangz   Thursday March 12th, 2015, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
YouTube comments depress the fuck out of me
@changeurbangz   Wednesday March 11th, 2015, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
Wish I could be a complete anything. I'm a specialist in every single one of my endeavors.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday March 10th, 2015, 12:07 p.m. Retweet
I'm pretty proactive about my power ranger applications. Doesn't seem to get me anywhere.
@changeurbangz   Monday March 9th, 2015, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @lurie_john: I dont know who these people are or what they are demonstrating. But I stand with them. http://t.co/vPwqKgGkF2
@changeurbangz   Monday March 9th, 2015, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
"Villains in sports movies are really whoever operate the best teams."
@changeurbangz   Monday March 9th, 2015, 5:07 a.m. Retweet
Ended my teens winning a tournament, started my twenties by getting in a group chat fight. Well. Here we go I guess.
@changeurbangz   Monday March 9th, 2015, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
I'll never not steal lemonade from chipotle.
@changeurbangz   Sunday March 8th, 2015, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
It's funny how quickly a Championship Game reverts back into a field. http://t.co/lHGVRuUKAU
@changeurbangz   Saturday March 7th, 2015, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
5 games in nice weather. Could be worse. But we're definitely getting sunburnt today. http://t.co/3liENRlpIA
@changeurbangz   Saturday March 7th, 2015, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
I really regret giving up neopets. I could've been somebody.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday March 3rd, 2015, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
All we gotta do is ball outta control.
@changeurbangz   Friday February 27th, 2015, 6:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @tjstreichy: If you don't think bioluminesence is the coolest thing ever please take a step back and politely fuck yourself
@changeurbangz   Friday February 27th, 2015, 4:37 a.m. Retweet
It's pretty obviously blue and black.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 26th, 2015, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
Thinking about rereading On the Road but that book might be better to remember than to experience again... Let me know what you think.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 26th, 2015, 5:08 a.m. Retweet
Never been so honored, honestly. It's been about 3 years since we started playing together, 3 years since we started. http://t.co/GawC4JQ3EB
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 25th, 2015, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
"How many sets do you have left?" "3... Or 4." Well.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 25th, 2015, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
[e-mail from my Gerontology professor] "You're right Michael , aging isn't fun... But it beats the alternative!" Well.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 24th, 2015, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
Honestly, pretty unimpressed with Scooby Doo's detective work.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 24th, 2015, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
But maybe I just need to step my game up.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 24th, 2015, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
The World's FIRST Twitter : license plates
@changeurbangz   Monday February 23rd, 2015, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to the world of the plastic beach.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 19th, 2015, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
"Henry Clay is crazy. You learn about him the first day of APUSH and then you learn about the moon landing and he's commenting on it."
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 19th, 2015, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
Gym bros discussing race politics in between sets. #Swole
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 18th, 2015, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Life isn't as grand as some of us were hoping, but it's nice. In a quiet, strictly no nonsense or Dragons kind of way.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 17th, 2015, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
Has anyone ever actually wanted to turn on sticky keys?
@changeurbangz   Monday February 16th, 2015, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
The little victories of prepractice #StoopKid @StoopKid19 http://t.co/jpIywS2FUT
@changeurbangz   Monday February 16th, 2015, 6:34 a.m. Retweet
For all intents and purposes , I ain't go no type.
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 15th, 2015, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
All I'm going to say is don't make horcruxes.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 14th, 2015, 7:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @GretchBetch93: Hangovers are what I hate most in this world aside from treason
@changeurbangz   Friday February 13th, 2015, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
Hoping @BlaCkatUltimate didn't have any assignments due this month... Busy tournament schedule.
@changeurbangz   Friday February 13th, 2015, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
@IlliniUlti fans are requesting a πŸ“šπŸ“– update.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 12th, 2015, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
"What happens when two people with hyphenated names get married? Do they use the FOIL method?"
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 11th, 2015, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 10th, 2015, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: just thought of a super catchy name for my new berry smoothie. "is it very berry?" oh shit that's way better... [crosses …
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 10th, 2015, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
Underwear, socks, pants, shirt.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 10th, 2015, 1:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @SatansTongue: Joe: DO IT AGAIN Obama: Joe I've done it thr- Joe: I SAID DO IT Obama: *sighs* MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 7th, 2015, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
Lot of respect for @UNHUltimate , @BlaCkatUltimate , @Bama_Ultimate , and @UNC_Darkside . Great players, teams, spirit. Very impressed.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 7th, 2015, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
Never again. Never ever again. Never.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Evolutionary psychology is bae 😍
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz hard work > talent w/o hard work. HW+T= success Consistency > intensity w/o consistency. C+I = Hard Work
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
Nothing is all that hard if you just start doing it consistently. Consistency will beat out intensity of intensity isn't consistent.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Alright. I deleted you @pandora_radio , I've just had too much.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
Has anyone experimented with using general anesthesia as a recreational drug?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
@dangerultimate @wi_statebird if you guys want you can do team wall sits and clean off the walls and get dirty shirts #TalkingFromExperience
@changeurbangz   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
Average length of an elevator ride = double the average length of a comfortable conversation with a stranger
@changeurbangz   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Not sure if I'm worse at most things than other people or I just get more depressed about it.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
Time to get in the zone for QCTU @RISEUPultimate http://t.co/Y07MNsqZHa
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 1st, 2015, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/1sMBfY0E8u THIS IS THE HYPEST SMASH MELEE SHIT OF ALL TIME
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 1st, 2015, 6:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs "@seebuchs: Dreams of Avoiding All Unnecessary Social Interaction."
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 1st, 2015, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @VGBootCamp: VGBC's #Apex2015 Salty Suite is live with over 50,000 viewers!!!! Watch here: http://t.co/125LIbiHRb Retweet and spread the…
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 31st, 2015, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
I think we all learned a little something last night. Namely that you shouldn't invite me to things.
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 31st, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Drunk worm : mostly just emotions
@changeurbangz   Friday January 30th, 2015, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to the afterlife. Here is your hug.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
"Moral of the story : don't get on tinder to meet people." - Will #ImmediatelyStartsPlayingTinder http://t.co/WFdWK7MEKe
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
Also...nothing harder to do than transition from a practice or track workout back to school work. Gears grinding.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 4:40 a.m. Retweet
Seriously though s/o to Stoop Kid, hardest worker I know by far. Just gets it done. Work ethic real AF. http://t.co/D4SltEyPl0
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 3:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @IHUC_OCO: Host team @UofIowaUltimate ranked #19 in @Ulti_world Savage Open D-I Power Rankings. #OCO2015 #letsplay http://t.co/ulOaWKnNdE
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @W_hean: Every time I try taking a selfie on snapchat I end up staring right back into my soul like wow this just got too intense.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
I think I'm seeing a first date at a dining hall breakfast? I'm not prepared for this.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 27th, 2015, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 @SeattleRiot girls that put up dime hucks (if a little too far (shooters gotta shoot)) 😍😍😍
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 27th, 2015, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
Build a thousand bridges, fuck one goat, you aren't a bridge builder, you're a goat fucker. #MondayMindfulness
@changeurbangz   Monday January 26th, 2015, 6:34 a.m. Retweet
Ate an ice cream sandwich to celebrate a good individual and team practice. Got a brain freeze. I feel like I'm in a Greek myth.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 23rd, 2015, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Has anyone considered that pretty good approximations of dragons just live in Florida? Why is no one talking about this?
@changeurbangz   Friday January 23rd, 2015, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @WernerTwertzog: Bears don't kill people. People underestimating the indifference of nature to our pain kills people.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
Allowing @T_Gallagher11 to play ultimate basically means #SOTG is dead, also.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
Giving a spirit award to the worst team at a tournament or the youngest player on a hat/summer league team really devalues spirit awards.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Just had my shitty facial hair complimented #YouKnowYoureInAGermanClassWhen
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