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@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 4th, 2015, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
I sneeze Stranger : "bless you." Me : "you're welcome." Ok.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 4th, 2015, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
I think part of growing up is learning to kind of like Daylight Savings Time.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 3rd, 2015, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
Adulthood : being able to eat a box of ice cream sandwiches for breakfasts, but knowing you shouldn't. But doing it anyway.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 2nd, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Don't like spiking, don't get scored on.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 2nd, 2015, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I guess everything just comes together to make a moment incredible. We won 17-16.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 2nd, 2015, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
Played one of the most intense, exciting games of my life today and it was in the ninals of a party tournament with a pick up team.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 30th, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
"I love that feeling, when the weight starts coming up real easy. You feel like one of the baddest men on earth." #MindLikeWater
@changeurbangz   Friday October 30th, 2015, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
"Is it true that seniors don't schedule classes on Friday?" -weirdly incredulous Sophomore
@changeurbangz   Friday October 30th, 2015, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
I like Halloween because it's the one day a year it's cool to look like a monster.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 30th, 2015, 4:55 a.m. Retweet
If you have a katana within reach at your desk you should maybe reevaluate some things.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 30th, 2015, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
I don't know what these two Chinese girls were arguing about but I guess it was concluded with, "because you're too fat!"
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
Although it looks like they published their women's freshman article first at least, so even if it's incorrect maybe @lizaminor is happy.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
At this point I'm just excited to see whether they publish their MLC 2014 recap or their MLC 2015 preview first.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
Welp ultiworld didn't even fact check their article about best freshman class... Also it's written by a college freshman.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @stephenjudkins: It's crazy that once personal video recorders became ubiquitous UFOs stopped visiting Earth and cops started brutalizin…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
I guess they have better access to analysts and stats though.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Always blows my mind when random bros can discuss professional sports team more in depth than I can discuss teams I'm actually on.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
Texting a joke to people I don't know: "Haha lame lol ;)" Texting a joke to a friend: "Stop being such a dumb fuck."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 27th, 2015, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
"And you clean ALL of this up every time a girl comes over?" "Mhm. Yeah. Every time."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 27th, 2015, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
They could make a Hoarders spin off where they just clean reclusive 20-something male's apartments and it would be just as fascinating.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 27th, 2015, 9:05 p.m. Retweet
I'll always believe in you @C9Mang0 #Believe #StopTheSwedes
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 27th, 2015, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
Hi, where are your Pokemon cards? I'm trying to buy something to make myself less sad... I mean for my little cousin.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 26th, 2015, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
@machineultimate hey machine, can you shed some light on the grey jersey ? Old design or? https://t.co/yEoutKS3cp
@changeurbangz   Monday October 26th, 2015, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Lesson learned from college : sometimes you don't go grocery shopping for two weeks and granola bars become the foundation of your diet.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
Most difficult part of weekend was trying to explain my Twitter beef with @ChicagoNemesis to a non millennial.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Every ultimate party is exactly the same.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 6:28 a.m. Retweet
Someone just gave me an inspirational speech about becoming hokage. I love East Lansing? #FuckState
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 5:55 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz update : name is is "Luscious n Delicious."
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 3:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @UltiProblems: When all of the rookies have to sleep on the floor. https://t.co/nZQY14nqIo
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 24th, 2015, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
I'm at Michigan State's alumni weekend and one of the founding members is here. He legally changed his name to "Luscious and Delicious."
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 24th, 2015, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
The revolution will be snapchatted.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
on this day in 1808 two men had a duel to the death with pistols... In hot air balloons over Paris
@changeurbangz   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 1:47 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz progress in anything is slow and messy, I suppose.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz confluence of factors. Some avoidable, some not. Still hurts pretty bad. Not another chance w/ IHUC until Tuesday.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Unacceptably bad practice. Can't let that happen again. Upset with myself.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 22nd, 2015, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
You guys ever talk to the cashier at the pizza place so much that the two of you go to hot yoga together? Yeah... Me neither...
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 22nd, 2015, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @karlbeck3: "Why do we fall, Bruce?"
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 22nd, 2015, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
It's nice when a cashier strikes up a conversation with you up to the point where he takes forever on your order and makes you late.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Can I offer you a beverage? An 8.4 oz red bull? Perhaps a 12 oz red bull? #Triad https://t.co/dlpAzfLniE
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @frisbeebob: 45 is such a perfect number. You do 45%, your teammate does 45%, who is going to do the rest, do what's left, what is neede…
@changeurbangz   Monday October 19th, 2015, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
.@BrinnReno @T_Gallagher11 and @Feezy29 can all troll me so fucking easily I don't even know how to handle myself.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 19th, 2015, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
The best part of being on IHUC is I think everyone has accepted that I'm an asshole and has made their peace with it.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
My defense sucks. Need to improve if I want to make a difference.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @mojoOJO126: Numbers don't lie
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
@UofIowaUltimate but most importantly what did the stats look like!?
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
@UofIowaUltimate I just didn't realize Tyler was racking up the stats today c
@changeurbangz   Friday October 16th, 2015, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
You guys ever get fucked up and do the laundry?
@changeurbangz   Friday October 16th, 2015, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
Lost the scrimmage. Thanks Obama.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
It can't be explained, it can't be talked about. It has to be felt.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
β€œLife can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” -Kierkegaard
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
Play smart, play aggressive, play tough. #TheMotto
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 5:46 a.m. Retweet
@PupsofConflict @bamasecs @USAUltimate "listen to him!! He's a partially certified observer!"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 5:45 a.m. Retweet
@PupsofConflict @bamasecs @USAUltimate love the partial cert idea. Also love the jokes that would come with it.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 4:54 a.m. Retweet
"but Johnny Bravo is can make that claim because of Lance." Thanks Ultiworld.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 12th, 2015, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
Just got off the elevator with a woman who seemed considerably confused about the whole process.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 12th, 2015, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
Ever try to sing along to a song you've never heard before?
@changeurbangz   Monday October 12th, 2015, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
.@DomPeluso I changed the game with my spooky walk.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 12th, 2015, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
Winning never gets old, losing never gets easy.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
"I'd way rather do this than cross country!" #ShitRookiesSay
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
Last year we had motivating moments but didn't use them to fuel an increase in work or talent. We can do that this year. Ok that's all.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
I felt very good today. Played good d, felt really good in the air, and with the disc in my hands. Head on straight unlike end of yesterday.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
Our rookies are actually sick. Bright future. Everybody improved from last year.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Personal thoughts on tournament : we haven't lost anything from last year, we haven't gained anything. Have to fight upstream to get better.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 10th, 2015, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 you guys are so great.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 9th, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
"Worm, are we gonna win this tournament?" "Yeah, we are."
@changeurbangz   Friday October 9th, 2015, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Something I'll never stop thinking about : @seebuchs telling me that it's weird that humans can feel acceleration but not speed.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 9th, 2015, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @sskylark: you can't expect me to live my life like this. it's like asking an ice road trucker to truck across a normal road
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @cspratt23: Ah the new school year, aka a time for a bunch of new faces to look at me as if they've never seen a tall person before
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
While I enjoyed this tweet, it's saying that prequarters isn't = the moon landing... https://t.co/eAZq8uOeDk
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
.@BrinnReno if you don't think blade throws can be good you should watch this https://t.co/GKm13TADmf
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Throwing yesterday confirmed I don't have blades like @JohnnyBansfield ... But I'm getting there.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @Misslisuh: Becoming is better than being
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
My life is GroupMe now #ultiproblems @UltiProblems
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
When you're trying to tell people about your offhand scoober http://t.co/F5V9UKSnh1
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
One of the most important parts of being a professor is to make sure you always talk about data as a plural.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 6th, 2015, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
@1Duck1Love that's fucking sick
@changeurbangz   Monday October 5th, 2015, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
While I'm at it, I'm sick and tired of playing Cat's Cradle with my ear buds every time I take them out of my pocket. Step it up, America.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 5th, 2015, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
As a society, we need to stop hating on Mondays and recognize the true worst part of the week : Sunday evenings.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 5th, 2015, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @Twitch: Eight Players. One Champion. The stacked #BigHouse5 #Melee Top 8 begins NOW. Get in here! http://t.co/xnpC30Cvx8 http://t.co…
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
"Yeah, my name is Dakota, my brother's name is Montana, and my oldest brother's name is Shaun."
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