@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @Bommar49: Exclusive look at me after #sandblast http://t.co/xt45qgH0Pm
@changeurbangz   Tuesday August 4th, 2015, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
.@bryanrwalsh you do not speak for the community. As an ultimate player, I would like the game in the Olympics.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 3rd, 2015, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
Hobby : eating way too much in one sitting and then feeling physically horrible.
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
@ChicagoNemesis 1. did you play this weekend? Did you win, lose? We're there scores? You have over 1000 followers but all your recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
@ChicagoNemesis 2. Are only for like 30 dudes on Machine? I'm a little confused.
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @Things4WhitePpl: Tossing a frisbee on the beach
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
When I'm gone I hope I'm remembered as someone who gave all the love he could give, everyday
@changeurbangz   Friday July 31st, 2015, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
"From Aquafit to Zumba, we have a class for all fitness levels." Yeah, that sounds like you have classes for one fitness level.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 would really appreciate if you would stop subtweeting me. If you wanna hang just tell me.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
Number one tip for ultimate rookies : take photos of your first days because that shit will be hilarious in 3 years.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @SnitchingKermit: when drake drop two diss tracks but your producer ain't answering his phone http://t.co/bIpld5Jhju
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
A lot of things have changed, a lot of things haven't @herrmannator_ http://t.co/n0bxuSqXsd
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
My current sandblast team (of people I've probably never met) has 10 guys and 0 girls. Send help.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine yeah sorry don't want to sound too harsh but that's how I felt after reading it. Thanks Skyd.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine this article seems half finished and should maybe have been delayed until after her questions were answered.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @danielmathis35: @theAUDL @UltiProblems my friends: "How did you get into that Ultimate Frisbee stuff?" http://t.co/cayKuC2Xfx
@changeurbangz   Monday July 27th, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
If you want to be my friend, you have to get to know me. If you want to stay my friend, you have to stop.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 27th, 2015, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
@SchwaUltimate @FlatballRadio can you pass on the message that I thought this was hilarious and genuine and wonderful? And thank you?
@changeurbangz   Monday July 27th, 2015, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
I'm only eating cookie dough today.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 2:10 p.m. Retweet
One day @T_Gallagher11 and I will play against each other on fair teams #IHaveADream
@changeurbangz   Friday July 24th, 2015, 1:10 a.m. Retweet
Business idea : Buffalo Wild Wings themed Gogurts.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 5:18 a.m. Retweet
What separates @TimMorrill from other S&C coaches? He doesn't just glutivate the glutes, he glutivates the heart.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @BfpYung: Young bloods is more than just dudes messin around, we got each others backs. #bros
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 4:20 a.m. Retweet
Have been thinking about my ultimate teachers over the years and I'll never forget one of the first things @Goose00Helton said to me.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
Hey @TimMorrill what does an ultimate player's ideal schedule look like the week before a tournament?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
@z_j_smith @prideofny this is part of your job as an MLU intern.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @frisbeebob: Hafeez is the worst. That is all.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
I never smile when I have a disc in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. Hank Aaron on Ultimate Frisbee
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
When RocknRoll was considered rebellious, you and 3 friends had to get together and learn to play musical instruments to seem dangerous.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
Realistic Love Song : I like most of what you think most of the time.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
When you think there isn't any toilet paper left but there's actually just enough ... #GodIsGood
@changeurbangz   Friday July 17th, 2015, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
I don't think there's a much more frustrating thing in life than playing pool with children.
@changeurbangz   Friday July 17th, 2015, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
8 year old nephew is singing Trap Queen. He doesn't know the words that well, but that's kind of inconsequential.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 16th, 2015, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @Warpticon: Fact is, people argue national politics all day while idiots run for local office uncontested and make decisions that affect…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
Character flaw : can't keep relationships amicable for longer than 3 weeks at a time.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
At U23 Worlds, America is Russia from "Miracle."
@changeurbangz   Monday July 13th, 2015, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @Bommar49: @BfpYung this was a really cute moment but also why Robert hates us http://t.co/tJD4nKBqL2
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
Also just found out that Matt loves me.
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
I just found out that Dr. Phil has a hot, hilarious wife who should have her own show...
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @Mattbhip: @changeurbangz Does anyone prefer sleeping in hardwood floors instead of a tempurpedic bed?
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
Hey... Does anyone prefer Pepsi? Or nah?
@changeurbangz   Friday July 10th, 2015, 7:49 a.m. Retweet
Silk is an overrated fancy fabric.
@changeurbangz   Friday July 10th, 2015, 7:30 a.m. Retweet
RT @martycball: I just realized how vulnerable giving blood makes you to voodoo
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 9th, 2015, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
"Sometimes you gotta bleed to know That you’re alive and have a soul" - my dentist, apparently
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 9th, 2015, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
Conversation overheard at Walker Bros.: "I forgot my kids like graham crackers."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
@machineultimate @ChicagoNemesis @USAUltimateU23O keep those glutes activated, boys!
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
In a Buddhist sense, all food is expiring.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
Wake Me Up When the PC Left Ends
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
Wake Me Up When 3rd Wave Feminism Ends
@changeurbangz   Monday July 6th, 2015, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
My favorite song? In Da Club, by 50 Cent. Obviously.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 6th, 2015, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
What's the best song? In Da Club by 50 Cent. Not even close. Next question.
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
The only reason this door is closed is so that I can open it #MomLogic
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
Watching fireworks is essentially like going out of your way to see a desktop screensaver.
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
Aunt asking why everyone wants to move to Colorado. Well.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @BfpYung: When you roast your friend so bad it goes back in time and lights a van on fire. http://t.co/yhLsq94aNH
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
Business idea : gameworks but use the tickets to pay for lap dances / general strip club activities. #BabeTwerks
@changeurbangz   Friday July 3rd, 2015, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
.@Boston_Ironside @Ulti_world BREAKING : Boston Ironside fails to use obvious hashtag, #ShiverMeTimberSports
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
Thoughts with glasses on : can't tell if I look bad in glasses or if I'm just ugly. Thoughts with contacts on: fuck.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @UniqueDude2: do not go gentle into that good night make a big fuss be a real jerk off about it
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
I feel like the women Tiger cheated with could have made more money blackmailing him?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: no matter what i do people hate me... ive tried being distant, ive tried being mean. hell ive even tried being a really s…
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
I'll never travel to Toronto for fear it won't be just like Scott Pilgrim.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 28th, 2015, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
When your driver is tindring while driving ...
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 28th, 2015, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @BfpYung: JER-BEAR LOSES HIS FIRST CREDIT CARD ROULETTE #YoungBlood http://t.co/tNT9rWOHhb
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 28th, 2015, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
If you think vert stack is a good offense, get the fuck out of my life.
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 27th, 2015, 1:10 a.m. Retweet
Everything is exactly how I thought it would be.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 26th, 2015, 3:51 a.m. Retweet
Throw back Thursday the wildest nights of my life SOPHOMORE YEAR http://t.co/OD5vOJemn6
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @bobbyleyy: @TheEvanMurray you're cut buddy ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
I want to watch a show following the host of Toonami. (His name is Tom btw)
@changeurbangz   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Also, the crowds for family films : hilarious.
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