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@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 10:11 p.m. Retweet
There is absolutely nothing more satisfying than teaching people who want to learn #WingUp
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
I hate my Third Reich Lit class because somehow I always seem like the guy that condones Nazis. God damn it.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
My biggest struggle in life is trying to not be a big dumb asshole.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
Hummus : tasty treat or tastiest treat?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 8th, 2015, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
Ran into a high schooler at practice so he was basically In a car crash.
@changeurbangz   Monday September 7th, 2015, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much…
@changeurbangz   Saturday September 5th, 2015, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Don't smoke cigarettes. Stay in school. You're welcome. http://t.co/gC9wlUAkCX
@changeurbangz   Friday September 4th, 2015, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
Overheard at the airport "Yeah my friend is like 6'4", 6'5"," Ok. "At least 220,250." What? Those aren't close.
@changeurbangz   Friday September 4th, 2015, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheEvanMurray: At what age do sports go from everyone's a winner to winning is the only thing #SPM3012
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 3rd, 2015, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
.@MSUARCUltimate don't have to read to read a disc, you feel me?
@changeurbangz   Thursday September 3rd, 2015, 10:33 a.m. Retweet
Waking up early means there's no one to watch me whip and there's no one to watch me nae nae.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
The thing I like about @MintUltimate as a possible future sponsor is that they push me as a player.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
You know what happen when Mint Ultimate and Michael Wormley get together right? We get that money. @MintUltimate
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Being a really fashionable guy during the summer basically says, "I took a lot of time to put together an uncomfortable outfit. Respect me."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
I think @MintUltimate just followed then unfollowed me. Are you tryna sponsor the biggest thrower in the NC or not?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
I think@mintultimate just followed then unfollowed me. Are you tryna sponsor the biggest thrower in the NC or not?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
I've fallen and I can't turn up.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday September 2nd, 2015, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
Freshmen describe my forearms as "dad forearms" so they've made the team.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
.@theAUDL my face when I have a great pull... That sails just out of bounds.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Bro, I know you like her, but is she your discotheque Juliet teenage dream?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
Watching a movie about freedom fighters in Nazi Germany probably just looks like I'm watching a Nazi movie to everyone else in this library.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
Accounting TA just told me we're going to be quizzed/tested "not just on what you learn." I don't even understand what that means.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 10:04 a.m. Retweet
I bet I have a much cooler friend who's just now going to sleep.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
Mirr and Worm make it to the gas station with 2 miles to E. Swag.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday September 1st, 2015, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @Bommar49: As @changeurbangz says, only two things matter.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
Local news : two female University of Iowa students discussing relative merits and drawbacks of phone contact name "sexy beast."
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Actually... I would rather see two basic girls challenge each other to a weird calisthenics challenge, but maybe that's what a sorority is?
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
You know, the kind of thing where everyone in the gym is gathered around the bench in a circle, cheering and what not.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
Been lifting for a long time now and I'm pretty disappointed I've never seen two bros challenge each other to a bench off.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
@PupsofConflict @bamasecs @Ulti_world @Pittultimate πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
Gotta figure some things out and make some things happen
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @DomPeluso: These hoooooooooeeeees
@changeurbangz   Monday August 31st, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
Dom and Worm sing "these hooooooes" on their return journey. Swag.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 28th, 2015, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince people that pancakes aren't dessert, they're "breakfast."
@changeurbangz   Friday August 28th, 2015, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Another good quote from HS practice last night: "It's ok if you don't know how to lay out. If you try then everybody will say,'good try.'"
@changeurbangz   Friday August 28th, 2015, 2:23 a.m. Retweet
Quote of the high school practice : "Worm you're 6'7"... Do you cut or handle?" "Handle." "Jesus, get in that stack, boy."
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @nicvargus: My girlfriend says if this tweet gets 100k RTs, she'll let me dress up as a ninja turtle on our wedding day.
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 27th, 2015, 2:34 p.m. Retweet
Oh, yeah, she's my archfremesis, you know how it is.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
"I was blacked the entire time. I tried to fight one of them." #ILoveYouIowaCity
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @bobvulfov: [soldiers from each side line up to shake hands] "good war" "good war" "good war" "good war" "good war"
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
Saw a woman reading a newspaper. Didn't realize there was a historical reenactment event today!
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
Well, Goose, I took a break from hyperventilating and tried it your way, and honestly I don't think it's working. http://t.co/ykEMYVvOMR
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
My drafts folder is a graveyard of angsty tweets.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
3rd field I've been kicked off of. This time by other frisbee players. What a world.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 26th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
If you dislike being kicked off fields, don't play frisbee.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 24th, 2015, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
.@Goose00Helton breathe in and out as fast as you can for an hour.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 24th, 2015, 2:35 p.m. Retweet
.@Goose00Helton if you're too lazy to google that (classic) , basically what you do is sit in a comfortable position and then
@changeurbangz   Monday August 24th, 2015, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
.@Goose00Helton don't complicate things. Just do Functional Cardio β„’
@changeurbangz   Monday August 24th, 2015, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @academicdave: Your reminder that the stock market is legalized gambling where profits are privatized, but crashes are socialized .....
@changeurbangz   Monday August 24th, 2015, 1:40 p.m. Retweet
Can anyone confirm that T-Pain is cool? Because I have a strong suspicion he is.
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 23rd, 2015, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Hey @Ulti_world how does playing Buzz Bullets affect USAU rankings points ?
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 23rd, 2015, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
Thanks for filming @Ulti_world , what an exciting match!
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
I was really hopeful for puberty and growing up and then it basically went like this. http://t.co/t0e5vlBOmL
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
If anyone wants to throw down and challenge me to some Mavis Beacon typing games, you know where to find me #HomeKeys
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 22nd, 2015, 12:15 p.m. Retweet
Idea : password system that requires super long, complicated password, but is super chill and lets you miss a couple of letters.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 21st, 2015, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
.@doublewidetx : biggest teases in Frisbee.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 21st, 2015, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
@doublewidetx how are you gonna follow zip's tips who hasn't tweeted since February , but not follow me after that πŸ”₯ tweet?
@changeurbangz   Friday August 21st, 2015, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
Best workout supplement? Easy. Scarecrow's fear toxin from Batman Begins. Next question.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 21st, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @HMdoesART @SeattleRiot that first baby picture is hilarious and adorable. Great read :)
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine I think the first suggestion is awesome! What a great modification.
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 20th, 2015, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @extranapkins: For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Really hoping to recoup the expenses of my baby's recent tragic death via the sale of h…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Hey @Illusion_Frisb , what's blazer's full name?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 19th, 2015, 1:10 a.m. Retweet
Lemme know if you want to start a "future murder sport" with me, where all players take steroids and play on speed.
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 16th, 2015, 1:07 p.m. Retweet
People that are hungover : Me Others, probably
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 15th, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
"How'd you meet your girlfriend?" "College." "Just 'college?'" "That's a polite way of saying we drunkenly hooked up."
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 15th, 2015, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
Chilling with @SemiProUltimate at Cooler as he discusses Method Man's stage presence. Interesting Saturday already.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 14th, 2015, 6:55 a.m. Retweet
Watching bad throwers teach worse throwers is hilarious and hard.
@changeurbangz   Friday August 14th, 2015, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
I am what I am, you could like it or love it. It feels good to huck 90 yards and think nothing of it. - 50 Cent/Worm
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 13th, 2015, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
Salons : good for hair cuts, bad for sense of masculinity.
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 13th, 2015, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
Hey @NorthernlionLP you gotta real rich+dedicated Rocket League fan http://t.co/BZytAlvTyD
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 7:34 p.m. Retweet
I can't help myself. "Oh... It's half off... Ok, th-thanks."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
ICYMI : in between spiking and before the controversy, two teams played an awesome game. @Ulti_world
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
Simple pleasure in life : high fiving my dad.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday August 12th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
I really hope shirts that look short in the torso region but fit nicely everywhere else become fashionable.
@changeurbangz   Monday August 10th, 2015, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
""Just call me Brodie Smith" -Jaclyn" -Michael Scott @STARSinCARS
@changeurbangz   Sunday August 9th, 2015, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
Well @blackmarketulti started a "worm sucks" cheer today so I guess that means I made it?
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 8th, 2015, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Nemesis is tweeting scores so im gonna count that as a win for me and for Chicago ultimate's Twitter game.
@changeurbangz   Saturday August 8th, 2015, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @Bommar49: Pitt, ISU, UChicago, MSU, Iowa, Carleton Just a bunch of youngbloods being bros @BfpYung http://t.co/ssj9iAASby
@changeurbangz   Thursday August 6th, 2015, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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