@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 18th, 2013, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
"All we wanted to do was play ultimate in college together." Time to get back to that.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 18th, 2013, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
Rappers ain't shit without a producer.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 18th, 2013, 5:36 a.m. Retweet
If you need something you can't buy in a store, just find the sketchiest looking kid on your floor #RhymingThingsILearnedInCollege
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 18th, 2013, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
"I may have misplaced the vibrator." #ThingsIveNeverSaidBefore
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 18th, 2013, 3:07 a.m. Retweet
You know... You would think not having your phone for a few hours wouldn't matter but then you let everyone down and fml
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Not gonna lies, the Sprouses are pretty fucking cool.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @dylansprouse: At least you can't see my third testicle
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
All I'm trying to say is, it's 2013. We can probably design cooler hazards in golf than water and sand and trees by now.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @TFLN: (909): You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Finals nutrition schedule : down an adderall with a red bull, down nootropics with a red bull, down a red bull with a red bull.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 7:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @ianiopia: Highschool finals were a joke and im worried that taking finals in highschool screwed me over for this year #ThanksLZ #Colleg…
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 4:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @KerchekTraub: Sometimes I'll eat an entire pizza in one sitting just so I can feel alive.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 1:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @KellyJohlie: I guess I'm confused as to how that deep, profound quote has any correlation to that selfie.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 16th, 2013, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
Life is just procrastination for death.
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 15th, 2013, 5:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @PeachRegan: I wanna be under some blankets with you #CuddleWeather
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 14th, 2013, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Just wanna s/o @AlexisCampagna for having 22.5 times as many followers as tweets. #GoGetItGirl
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 14th, 2013, 5:32 a.m. Retweet
Just confused the fuck out of a kid by saying do it you won't.
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 14th, 2013, 4:56 a.m. Retweet
"Just put buttstuff , on our 'Just Us' list."
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 14th, 2013, 1:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @HarrisRules13: You know a grocery store is setup for failure when they don't even have Fruity Pebbles #BigMistake
@changeurbangz   Friday December 13th, 2013, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @beyoncemyfiance: If I lay here If I just lay here Do you think I’d still pass all of my classes
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 12th, 2013, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @jacobsultimate: @T_Gallagher11 this is in lieu of missing Home Alone quotes recently. You're welcome @FrostMorgan and @Hodag76. http:/…
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 12th, 2013, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @colincamp: If you freak out when your phone rings because you have an embarrassing ringtone, it may be time for a new ringtone.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @herrmannator_: Its not even hot outside #notevenwarm
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
If you want to be a giant , you have to really want it, and it'll come #WormsWay
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @ZDiener95: Damn it past Zach, why do you always need to get present Zach into so much shit, I guess Future Zach will need to solve this…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @T_Gallagher11: Changing the wallpaper on a phone makes it feel brand new #TommysTips
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @morrillperform: Attack life ... Work harder than the others ... Take time to play .. But play hard ... Always on the attack
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
Always nice when you see a guy who you think is a homeless person but it turns out to be your captain @bbbrooks11
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @dustweetrhodes: @kdubsultimate Every "elite" club player who doesn't know the rules. Every teammate who lets them not know the rules. T…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Well, Java won't invite me to his wedding while Tiina is trying to help me get good grades... The race for Worm's heart continues!
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @Shannon__Clancy: Can I Handle 19 Credits Next Semester: a comedy
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
Seriously this last year has been crazy. Last semester of high school, first of uni, all the ultimate, Peach, and so many bridges burned!
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 11th, 2013, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
525,600 minutes. How do you measure, measure a year ?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 10th, 2013, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
"Something about sex work had an air of kick ass girl power to it" #Mhm
@changeurbangz   Monday December 9th, 2013, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
Pissing your girlfriend off #SecretsToLiftingSuccess #ProStrats #ImAnIdiot
@changeurbangz   Monday December 9th, 2013, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
"Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts." -Plotinus
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 8th, 2013, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
Just worked on blow dart skills for 2 minutes straight.
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 8th, 2013, 4:42 a.m. Retweet
"It's not about collecting things, it's about letting go of the things you collected." - @CaccYourDs
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 8th, 2013, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
"This is like a lifetime movie."
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 4:20 a.m. Retweet
Going to see a movie with @jenkalanks ... We'll probably take up three seats because he's too wide to fit in one #BodyBuilderProbs
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @cgeppert: @theAUDL When will a feeder team league will be implemented? #chicagocampfires #madisonimpartials #minnesotaseabreese #indian…
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
“@TheRunnerProbs: Everyone is jealous of my tan until they see my feet, stomach, and thighs. #RunnerProbs” #ultimateproblems
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
Just wanted to throw a s/o to @W_hean , super nice this morning trying to keep me on track #ThanksTeammate
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 7th, 2013, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
Girls walking in front of me literally just ran away from me. Guess I scared them. #GiantProblems
@changeurbangz   Friday December 6th, 2013, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
"It burned my hand, so I punched it" #DiningHallBuddies @jenkalanks
@changeurbangz   Friday December 6th, 2013, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
"So unhappy that he has to laugh like a hyena."
@changeurbangz   Friday December 6th, 2013, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @JanuaryOwn: Dear God, please bless the USA with Switzerland, Algeria and Bosnia for the World Cup.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
Bunch of girls wearing head scarves discussing YouTube video : "Yeah, her hair fell out!" "I would kill myself if that happened."
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @iBeIla: Lorde and her boyfriend make me uncomfortable http://t.co/NzDfBUJ71C
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 8:18 p.m. Retweet
“@herrmannator_: JUICE #neneneneneee” @NStorter @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @iscoff: "That's a Spacey meatball!" — Kevin Spacey defending his dinner from a seagull
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @iscoff: "Chest nuts" sound like a horrible enough condition on their own, I don't think we need to add fire torture to the mix
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 5th, 2013, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
I had a dream that Chris, Tommy G, and I were in a male color guard troupe by ourselves. Also tommy was transferring to a new college. #ok
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
These kids aren't literally the "I know they aren't literally a dragon" kids, but they're close.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 8:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: @Feezy29 @T_Gallagher11 @changeurbangz oh god no, we dont want him either.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @Stuff4Mexicanos: Being in ITT Tech commercials
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheJWittz: The 3DS had a terrible 1st year and is less powerful than the Vita, but the thing is a game factory now. The WiiU needs some…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
No matter what though I hate Hafeez.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
If you weren't such an asshole we'd be such good friends.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 4th, 2013, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
I know it's not literally a dragon.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 3rd, 2013, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @OCervantes12: "@GracieeLouuu: If the CTA doesn't even reach you, you're not from Chicago." THIS GOES OUT TO KIDS IN COLLEGE THAT CLAIM …
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 3rd, 2013, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @FiveUltimateLLC: @nvultimate Thank you guys! #JavaIsTheMan
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 3rd, 2013, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
3 weeks to improve my smash game so I can teach @seebuchs how to beat the kids on his floor.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
My only regret is not starting earlier.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
I'm on a bike in the gym and the TVs are all on good channel deep frying food... And all the commercials are all about diabetes meds... #Why
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
Iowa City Drinking Game : every time you see a girl in a forwards baseball cap, take a drink.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
To destroy something, you must bring it to it's zenith.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 5:59 a.m. Retweet
RT @OhHeWantsTheP: Boys over 6’0 are so important
@changeurbangz   Monday December 2nd, 2013, 5:53 a.m. Retweet
RT @tomdaB0MB: love my college friends but this break made me realize how much all my lz friends mean to me
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 1st, 2013, 10:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ulti_Whirled: .@sludgebrown Belated thanks also to USAU for a structure that allowed a winless team to finish 12th. #visibility #parity
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 1st, 2013, 5:38 a.m. Retweet
"I love holding you while you're tweeting ... Fuck."
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 1st, 2013, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @TyRobForealz: Thanks, Bach. I really needed some 128th notes to brighten my day.
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 30th, 2013, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @ohayliz: the day i see a boy throw a frisbee for the first time is the day i figure out if he will ever be a real man
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 30th, 2013, 5:57 a.m. Retweet
"I like the innocent look." #StatutoryQuotes
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @jenkalanks: I can eat this year #NoMoreWeightCutting
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
Yesterday, life was such an easy game to play.
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 6:11 a.m. Retweet
"Should I transfer to neuqua valley?" - @TheEvanMurray #yes
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
"I use two scoops of preworkout because I'm not a pussy... Or maybe because I am."
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @Things4College: Getting hammered with high school friends tonight
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 28th, 2013, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @b_a_n_a_n_ass: Honey I'm homeeeee
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 27th, 2013, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
"North California is great because year round you don't have to worry about snow ... Or ... Uh ... Bears."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 27th, 2013, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @Velkatron: There will always be people in your life who tell you to look at the bright side. Try to find the people who actually bring …
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 27th, 2013, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
The American Ultimate Disc League is hosting their championships in Canada #ultimateproblems
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 26th, 2013, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @jess_bowser: I never realize how raunchy the music I listen to is until it comes on in the car with my parents #oops
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 26th, 2013, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Alumni have been practicing their spikes all god damn day.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 26th, 2013, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
I am tent. My spirit animal is tent.
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