@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 5:58 a.m. Retweet
... I think @cyhend and I favorite every single one of our retweets but none of our actual tweets.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 5:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @Things4chicks: Remembering where Zac Efron came from. http://t.co/oJxUDDU73Z
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
In regards to the Carolina tomorra controversy ... They just sound nice together ok?
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
Road trip to North Carolina starts tomorrow. #CarolinaTomorra #KindaRhymes
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
Good track work out tonight. Just like before every tournament I'm gonna reflect on everything that put me in this position.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 6th, 2014, 2:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @sludgebrown: Q: What are the goals of @USAUltimate A: 40 x 20 yards. #ultimatenation #oldjoke
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 5th, 2014, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @faurocious: Why have sharks been around so long? Why are they feared everywhere? B/c they are just as cold and dead as the world around…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 5th, 2014, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
"The grass is greenest where you water it."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 5th, 2014, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
"Just because you divorced a bitch doesn't mean you married one."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @sundownmotel: holy shit every person in Imagine Dragons is just a macklemore from a different universe http://t.co/QVhGpYhDvQ
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @mojoOJO126: Skater squat jam cause, @TimMorrill told me to
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: Overheard at the dining hall: "Why doesnt she like me?" "Maybe stop telling her you want to marry her someday"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 2:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @boring_as_heck: Pretty cool how every Marmaduke caption could conceivably be replaced with "Fuckin' Marmaduke. God damn it."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 6:18 a.m. Retweet
“@Brodiesmith21: Darkhorse IGGY AZALEA concert!!! http://t.co/X3C6u9fA6y” @PeachRegan
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 5:17 a.m. Retweet
RT @Franky_T0p: We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it. #AboveItAll
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @RaccoonBandits: Kissed a girl and now my mask is smudged. #BanditProblems #JusticeProblems
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 4th, 2014, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @RaccoonBandits: Protein shakes now for champagne showers later.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 3rd, 2014, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
“@ShitPussiesSay: I vomit every time I try to drink a protein shake” @DBewton #StillSorryAboutThat
@changeurbangz   Monday February 3rd, 2014, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
Have you ever looked at the word 'body' and pronounced it wrong in your head? #OutOfIt
@changeurbangz   Monday February 3rd, 2014, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @bigbuck_nasty: Still in this broncos, just catch the golden snitch #yougotthis
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 2nd, 2014, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
The feeling I feel that I feel the most is the feeling that I'm feelings unimpressed.
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 2nd, 2014, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @b_a_n_a_n_ass: My conversation with Chase about the Super Bowl #priceless http://t.co/rTF4GeDZEU
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 2nd, 2014, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
I see @ElizabethSturms more now than when I had a class with her. I don't see her that much now, I just never went to that class...
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 2nd, 2014, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
Never enough time in the day. I guess I could wake up earlier but how much sleep can I lose before my productivity actually lessens?
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 2nd, 2014, 6:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @ourhonordefend: Illinois right now is last place in men's basketball, women's basketball, and, if not for Purdue, football. Illinois su…
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Oh hey guy that's doing a circuit and therefore owns every piece of equipment here, really glad you started coming. Great addition.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
Oh you're wearing really expensive Adidas lifting shoes to do RFE's... In the smith machine. #2/3 #66PercentAintBad
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
Being lit is what the candle was made for , but it also destroys the candle.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
If anyone was wondering I think the AUDL is surpassing the MLU in terms of likelihood of surviving.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 9:41 p.m. Retweet
“@Lowe_Blow: If I lived in Philadelphia, I would weigh 500 pounds” @PeachRegan
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
Guess @faurocious is in my room. Ok.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 1st, 2014, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
Meh. That's somewhat Raven at most.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 31st, 2014, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @UltiProblems: What I plan on doing on weekends when I don't have a tournament: http://t.co/iBdLSS4ojb
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 29th, 2014, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
Sick watch day 3 : still sick #ActuallySickerThanEver
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 29th, 2014, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
Just gotta find your rhythm. The thought of running is worse than running. Just gotta find your rhythm.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 28th, 2014, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
The list of people who believe in me is way longer and a much cooler group than the list of people who don't.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 28th, 2014, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @Sarahbellumm: The worst kind of people are those who won't keep moving to the back of the cambus to allow others to get on when it's TH…
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Correction to my last tweet : #2Classic2Handles
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
"But alcohol kills germs so you should definitely drink" #OverheardInIowaCity #2Classic2Handle
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
Seeing @wi_statebird 's MP Distance Coaching highlights basically blew the back of my head right off.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 6:30 a.m. Retweet
Just for the record your grand kids are going to be embarrassed of your beliefs.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 6:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @AlphaMale_DomD: I hope you end up fat, miserable, and alone #GrudgeTweet
@changeurbangz   Monday January 27th, 2014, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @ChanPhyllisWise: if i get one more "fuck you"reply email from you students, I'm going to cancel summer too.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 26th, 2014, 5:25 a.m. Retweet
Maybe I just fundamentally misunderstand the college experience #JustHereToGetSwoleAndHuckDiscs
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 26th, 2014, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 @DudePerfect @Codes87 brodie you aren't even tall
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 25th, 2014, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
Nobody roots for Goliath... Nobody bets on David. #FirstSpringTournament
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 25th, 2014, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @rhysjamesy: Hey guys with an ‘$’ in their name instead of an ‘S’, save some 'cool' for the rest of us!
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 25th, 2014, 5:29 a.m. Retweet
First practice as an o line handler. Pretty nuts to think how far I've come since that day in the mud with@herrmannator_
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 25th, 2014, 12:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @LifeAdviceLamp: Getting pulled over by a cop? Just speed up, they'll give up eventually.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
Fun fact : if you listen to girls when they think no one is listening they're fucking disgusting.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @BeMentallyTough: Great players follow through on their goals long after the emotion that set those goals has left their mind and body.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @Feezy29: No point in wasting my time being upset
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @Workaholicsay: "wai-wai, wait, A female orgasm? Didn’t they myth bust that?" -Blake
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 6:53 a.m. Retweet
All I want to do is eat a sheet of raw cookie dough.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
Nv Ultimate people who tore their acl ? Was it @Feezy29
@changeurbangz   Friday January 24th, 2014, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @adamkotsko: I don't know if I have the emotional resources to deal with how cold it is.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @Meg_Hiss: S/O to @jayshananigans7 @Feezy29 @DomPeluso on their invite to try out for the national team. #yallrock 💁
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @jayshananigans7: Absolutely blessed to be given a chance to tryout for the U19 USA National ultimate team! #RoadToLecco
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 10:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheeKaydouble_u: Wanna know where the real sexual assault happens at Iowa? In my wallet at the book store
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @T_Gallagher11: Invited to tryout for the USA Ultimate Junior National Team #Woof
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @Feezy29: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #RoadToLecco
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 23rd, 2014, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
Worm : basically just a neuqua fanboy / wanna be.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 22nd, 2014, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
Also coconut water isn't water it's juice. It's also so high in potassium it can be dangerous.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 22nd, 2014, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
In terms of hydration (and much else) : women are not small versions of men. Seems obvious but clearly it's not.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 22nd, 2014, 8:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @chrismazur: one of my favorite afternoon snacks... critics eating their words
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 22nd, 2014, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @SemiProUltimate: Sean Murray is re-signing with the Spinners for 2014. Philadelphia is bringing back every key contributor from last ye…
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 22nd, 2014, 6:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @Franky_T0p: I guess it's my turn to make a move. #AboutTime
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheEvanMurray: @tomdaB0MB did you look in a mirror #ooooh #gotheem
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
The society that looks up goes up.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
Killed my legs but also my knee #CloseEnough #GuessIDoNeedMorrillAndSimo
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @djm0213: @changeurbangz why do I feel like this involves a table for two and a gummy worm?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
Considering running two twitter accounts. One for ultimate and lifting and the other one ... For nothing I guess.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
Time to kill my legs #OneAtATime #BuildABiggerBase #IKnowYouKnow #WhoNeedsMorrillOrSimo
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 9:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @BoringMilner: Just realised it's nearly 10:30 & I still haven't had a drink this morning. I'm risking a headache if I continue to flirt…
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @SemiProUltimate: The @SJSpiders have finalized their deal with Kurt Gibson for the 2014 season.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpikingWhamos: "Ultimate Pet Peeve" thread is pure ultimate. Half "I hate when people don't know the rules", half people lecturing inco…
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 5:51 a.m. Retweet
.@paradigmpiece may your x always become your xl.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
Can tommy only throw forty yards? Shrugs.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 4:26 a.m. Retweet
Ben Rehmann : creepy as shit #OnlyThisOneTimeIGuess #SometimesHeStaresAtMeLongingly
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
WORM WINS #ChalkOneUpForTheWorm #SeeYouNextSeason #WormHardPlayHard http://t.co/BdTceZvpMD
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
pretty sure this girl is challenging me to get off the yoga mats first. I've got all night to stretch bitch. #YoureStretchingNextToTheBest
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @Lindzeta: My New Years resolution is to talk more (in depth and frequency) about my personal problems on Facebook.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
RT @LifeAdviceLamp: Need to dry off your pet after a bath? Microwave.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 21st, 2014, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
Just found a pager on my exercise bike #WHATYEARISIT #1996PagedTheyWantTheirPagerBack http://t.co/0Hgu2PfaFn
@changeurbangz   Monday January 20th, 2014, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @iCazorla21: @changeurbangz Amazing, thank you so much! Really, thank you!
@changeurbangz   Monday January 20th, 2014, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
Get back to iowa and talked to a Spanish ultimate player for the entire afternoon #unexpected #worldwidefamily @iCazorla21
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