@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Sunday November 10th, 2013, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
"Let's go to Chuck E Cheese." "I'm pretty sure they don't let people named Joe Statutory into Chuck E Cheese." #ReturnToIowa
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 9th, 2013, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
As long as I never ever in my life lose to @seebuchs I'm happy.
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 9th, 2013, 10:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @ninjasexparty: #buttsex: worth doing
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 9th, 2013, 5:46 a.m. Retweet
"that's the time he almost stabbed a cop."
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 9th, 2013, 5:13 a.m. Retweet
"Mag num mag num magnum magnum something yeehaw" - @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 9th, 2013, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
Gonna see all 2 of my black friends this weekend.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
I'll be rocking these at #MLC #GorillaGrip #MyThrowsAreTooSwagForFrictionGlovEs http://t.co/zRhKbzjl5t
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @geneius13: @changeurbangz @Feezy29 @ILLYouthUlt on page 3, feature story. "Hafeez still sucks"
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
“What afflicts the adult is the grotesque illusion of having outgrown illusion. I hope you have the best birthday ever.” @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
I think @ILLYouthUlt should have weekly recaps when Illinois ultimate kids talk shit to each other on twitter.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
"I'm going to throw this sweet scoober lol." - @Feezy29 #MyPhoneAutocorrectsShittyAFToSweet
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
"#waa #woof #MorganFrost #Hodags" - every fucking @T_Gallagher11 tweet ever
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
"She looooved the Cheesecake Factory." - @W_hean
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
HE JUST MENTIONED THE JANITOR AGAIN
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
"So I was just talking to a janitor." - @W_hean
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Viper Groupchat Riddle : fill in the blank "Fuck ______." - Mike Lowe #HappyBirthdayChris
@changeurbangz   Friday November 8th, 2013, 6:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @jenkalanks: Over these next few months, I plan on getting really weird with it
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 7th, 2013, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @CoDfishUltimate: S/O to @Royko64 for being our first follower! #ItBegins
@changeurbangz   Thursday November 7th, 2013, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Ha a very weird dream where I was hanging out with Brodie and Olivia Wilde.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
If there's one thing I've learned in math class, it's team work.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 10:58 p.m. Retweet
Peer pressure has led me to all of my adventuring.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @hipstermermaid: Breaking up at an amusement park is a real emotional roller coaster.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
Are you saying that supply side economics aren't super frat?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @derekthatcher23: You ain't artsier than me
@changeurbangz   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
RT @free_facts: Trees are actually living beings that can come to your house and fuck your entire family
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 5th, 2013, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Am I squatting the day of my combine? ... Yes. #IDidntKnow #TooLateNow
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 5th, 2013, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @UltimateColin: If tattoos only lasted 3 years I would have my right arm covered tomorrow.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 5th, 2013, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Absence makes the heart grow fonder but makes the brain go fucking nuts.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday November 5th, 2013, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @CaccYourDs: Why do some people like sausages and some people don't like sausages. It just doesn't fucking make sense.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 4th, 2013, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @UltiProblems: I wish I was taller.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 4th, 2013, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
I'm going to do steroids, get huge, go to random gyms, warm up, psyche myself up, then just do a shake weight for an hour in a squat rack.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 4th, 2013, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
Baby , it's 3 am, I must be lonely.
@changeurbangz   Monday November 4th, 2013, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @GretchBetch93: A leaf just flew directly into my eyeball and I'm kind of over this fall bullshit
@changeurbangz   Monday November 4th, 2013, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
Viper Alum groupchat is #TURNING #UP #CantStopUsNow #ChasingNaperchill
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 2nd, 2013, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @89ultimate: One week off was enough, next season starts today
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 2nd, 2013, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
I think I just learned that if you believe in yourself relentlessly eventually the critics are forced to shut up #UnexpectedPlaceToLearnFrom
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 2nd, 2013, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
Prank / Kill #BasicallyTheSameThing @b_a_n_a_n_ass
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 2nd, 2013, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
I learned yesterday that I refuse to let someone limit me.
@changeurbangz   Saturday November 2nd, 2013, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @ultimatesolid: First LSU tournament, first of many. Herr we come auburn. #LSUultimate #freshmancar
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @MightyGaide: And of course shoutout to @MalloryParsons7 @KenziAndrews @AshleyDina and my girl @McPeekachu for being on the All-Area tea…
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
Someday these will be the good old days.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:05 p.m. Retweet
Do people trick r treat in college? Is that a thing? Can I do that?
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:05 p.m. Retweet
I feel good that I'm not hung over like everyone else in this dining hall right now but I kind of regret not doing anything for Halloween.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 5:29 a.m. Retweet
I wanna live life so that every night I fall into my bed and pass out from exhaustion , with no worries from things I left undone.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: Id give a lot just to go on one more open with the guys.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
I'm dressing up as Chris Buchta for Halloween because he's a monster.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Ok play time over gonna fuck Buchta up at MLC
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
SO FUCKING HAPPY AND PROUD AND IMPRESSED RIGHT FUCKING NOW
@changeurbangz   Friday November 1st, 2013, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER LZ 3 A TEAM QUALITY REP THAT SHIT @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
It starts today. My year long quest to pull off a @DomMazzetti costume next Halloween starts today #HittingTheGym #NotHittingTheLegs
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
#AMK now comparing himself to Einstein.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
Asian magic kid is named Alex, I'm one piece of information closer to setting this city free.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
Asian magician kid is now singing badly with a girl on the cambus... When will this madness end? #WouldRatherHaveBeenHitByTheBus
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 2:42 a.m. Retweet
"What're you doing today, Sham!?" - @CaccYourDs #CaptainOfTheYear #COTY
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 31st, 2013, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
I got on an alternate reality blue route...
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
Have you ever been so embarrassed that you think of every other embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
Guess freshmen aren't allowed to bring horses to campus either http://t.co/oqTkwsdSwr
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @OCervantes12: Time to hit these books harder than ever. #BeastMode
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @PeachRegan: t-24 days #pwsx
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @aneta_stoch: Quote used in my essay 'he strives for mad pussy on the daily'
@changeurbangz   Wednesday October 30th, 2013, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
I'm too big to not bump into everyone on the bus #GiantProblems
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
Maybe this is why you never see women in the free weight section... They can't move their legs enough to squat.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
I don't understand why women wear skin tight pants to the gym. It looks like it's cutting off circulation...
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
I'm not exactly sure who but one of these guys is D Rose and one of these guys is a Center. @JamesRobin13 http://t.co/bjbkhuWeR2
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Pretty sure I had a dream about being best buds with @pritzkerjaguars #GettingSoft
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @FillWerrell: Becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and I don't know if I’m prepared to do that
@changeurbangz   Tuesday October 29th, 2013, 1:34 a.m. Retweet
Problems will lead to innovation or they will lead to failure. Your choice.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 28th, 2013, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
Had the worst fucking lift of my life today. I feel like shit.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 28th, 2013, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
.@TheEvanMurray if you ain't a direct admit to the tippie school of business you ain't shit.
@changeurbangz   Monday October 28th, 2013, 12:37 p.m. Retweet
Woke up early , dreamed I was late, told myself i would do anything to be on time today and then woke up early again. Well played brain.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 27th, 2013, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
Once you go great, you never go good, you never go back.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 27th, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
You can be my china doll if I can be your pin cushion.
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 27th, 2013, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @Things4WhitePpl: Tripping dudes on their way to home plate
@changeurbangz   Sunday October 27th, 2013, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
My mother is reading Tina Fey's book, hasn't seen 30 Rock. I question the logic of my own existence.
@changeurbangz   Saturday October 26th, 2013, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
Having @blue_eyz as my most active twitter follower really keeps me on my toes. #ThatsMyCaptainsMom
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @MKupperman: Finally someone (me) has invented a vegetarian alternative to the turducken: The banarrot. http://t.co/EYjrprV7NH
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
Do you think a Nexgen Middleschool team could be elite high school teams?
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
Can the ultimate community do a kick starter for Nexgen? This is bumming me out.
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
“@LifeCheating: Put glowsticks on your fan: http://t.co/KtF9225s1x” @DBewton @herrmannator_
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @therealreidkoss: While all you bitches are "tapering" I'm ramping the fuck up, never stop the fuck train. Scramble my asshole. #freshly…
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Jake “Baby J” Kersten, who was dominant in the Series, is captaining for the third consecutive year at Iowa. @jtkerste #ThatsMyCaptain
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Iowa also returns almost all of their best talent and will look to build on their huge upset over Minnesota at Regionals this past season
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @OCervantes12: You've been in college for a while when you call your dorm "home."
@changeurbangz   Friday October 25th, 2013, 3:19 a.m. Retweet
Why am I colder at home than I was at practice? What's wrong with me?
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 24th, 2013, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
Just gotta find where the rage comes from, I guess.
@changeurbangz   Thursday October 24th, 2013, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
Turning every machine around the freeweights into a chair #ThingsLiftersLike
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