@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Friday February 21st, 2014, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
Is that a knife? Oh yeah I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Good talk buddy.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 18th, 2014, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @tomdaB0MB: twitter is blowing up with this kairos stuff we need a @changeurbangz comeback
@changeurbangz   Monday February 17th, 2014, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
Joe on snapchat mystories - "there's gotta be a 'pretend to view all' option."
@changeurbangz   Monday February 17th, 2014, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @b_a_n_a_n_ass: Highly recommend the lost meal card diet! Rapid weight loss in just days!
@changeurbangz   Monday February 17th, 2014, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @dril: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very import…
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @LPC_Ultimate: Frisbee football as far as the eye can see #sports! http://t.co/VNSWspvVtD
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
Joe is face timing with his 8 year old neighbor right now http://t.co/6rPbs6WikE
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @LPC_Ultimate: LPC beats Arizona 15-8. #micklemania
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @kingwizard03: Wait it's Sunday?
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Well happy late long distance valentine's day to everyone.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @FillWerrell: I'm sick of hearing olympians say how hard they worked and "the sacrifices" they've made. What do you want, a medal?
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
I'm starting to see the threads.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
High school seems more and more hilarious every day. Starting to feel worried/excited that I'll feel the same about my issues of today.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 8:24 a.m. Retweet
Before I go to bed, s/o to @PeachRegan for making it work long distance.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @TyRobForealz: As he passes the academic buildings, he feels a sensation take him: projected nostalgia. He thinks about the day he remem…
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:45 a.m. Retweet
Kind of early into the night Michael Wormley came home from a moderately fun (but in no way special) party
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:42 a.m. Retweet
Seriously these band kids are feeling it on this cambus right now. #SweatpantsUnderDress
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 7:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @TyRobForealz: Deep into the night, a young Michael Wormley strolls across the city with a swagger that not even Rick James had.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 15th, 2014, 5:21 a.m. Retweet
Track workout, practice, party #IHUCLifeStyle
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ulti_world: Wisconsin chanting "no rules" because they have no coaches or captains in Tampa currently, due to flight delays. #tenacious…
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: Hopefully ill see more of death grips this time than just zach hills drumset.
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @UPLINE_Ultimate: If you were a stall, you'd be a ten. #VdayUltimate #CornyUltiLove
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
Looking for a dime piece that can kick down a door. #ValentinesDayForTito
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @UltiProblems: Remember: you can say this every day of the year, not just today. #UltimateValentine http://t.co/o4OW8kdaRA
@changeurbangz   Friday February 14th, 2014, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @ZDiener95: @changeurbangz Philthy is sick #YoureHired
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
If you would like a geographically relevant name for your club team please contact #PeachAndWormSlutTrainIndustries
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
Philadelphia Club Team Names : Philthy Liberty Belles (Women's) Philadelphia Spinsters (Women's Masters) #PeachAndWormSlutTrainIndustries
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
Guess my 3000th tweet went out to @T_Gallagher11 #PrettyGoodForAnAccident
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @sportmoment: Derek Jeter's letter to Yankee fans after announcing today that 2014 will be his final season before retiring. http://t.co…
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @adamkotsko: I am an ally to groups you've never heard of -- groups you inadvertantly offended just now, whose oppression you just reins…
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
"Oh my god ... Sex is awesome! I wanna keep doing it!" - Girl #OverheardInIC
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
Have you heard of Lz football? Or Lz ultimate? #WatchTheThrone #HissHissBitch
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
Kid on the bus from libertyville : "we're the kid in Illinois that everyone hates because we're so good at everything"
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 13th, 2014, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @TVSecrets: The voice actors of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse from the 1930s got married in real life http://t.co/LaRscZpZGM
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 12th, 2014, 7:32 a.m. Retweet
Just , for a moment , thought seriously about getting a tattoo saying "carpe discum"... Time for bed #OneOfMyWorstIdeasEver
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 11th, 2014, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
“@GrindOfAthletes: I'm thankful for having an athletic body.” Well at least I'm tall.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 11th, 2014, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
@IlliniUlti @seebuchs your jerseys are sick this year.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 11th, 2014, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @SFFlameThrowers: Latest: Alex Nord, Callahan awardee & multiple national championship winner, has signed with the @SFFlameThrowers. Mor…
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
And then there were 5... Now 4.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
I actually can't remember a less "chill" experience but somehow it was still so #chillcar
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
Heat death. Post scarcity heat death.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @animal_drums_: put two slices of banana in the microwave one inch apart. Heat it for two minutes for a sweet surprise: two surprisingly…
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
#chillcar is all about the math.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Well I asked for this but I don't know how I feel about it.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
Baby J just informed me I'm a Berry.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
WHAT CAN I FUCKING DO TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IM NOT COCKY WTF. WTF WTF WTF
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
"I would like to see you order anything small in your life." - bieber to worm
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Claw game time. Chill Car turn up
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
"When you pick up pizza equipment... You have to bring an engineer." - bathroom guy
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
"I don't think I enjoyed it at all." - bieber
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
"I can't remember you without that shirt. Like I literally cannot remember any other time." - jack
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @CoachKWisdom: A goal is a dream with a deadline.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
We're just now realizing how much fuckery we've participated in.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Baby J and I? Yeah we're uterus bros.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Too cold to hot tub. What does that even mean!?
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @boring_as_heck: I can't wish for more wishes, eh? Okay, smart guy, then I wish for LESS wishes. Wait, shit.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @T_Gallagher11: Just need to get through this week and then it's time to dunk on some fools in Florida #hodags
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
"I don't care what you look like, I JUST WANT TO BELONG." - hypothetical bieber
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
"Yeah, why is orange juice so expensive ? It isn't." - jack
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
"They got back at 8!" - Keegan
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @kingwizard03: Longest day of my life
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
"Why is that Pepsi sign there? Pepsi and stop light." - bieber
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
We spent more time traveling (read : dicking around) for far more time than we spent at the tournament.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Keegan just said fucking around like 6 times in that sentence.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
Keegan is not impressed with our hot tub proposal. Doesn't matter we're going to Baby J's hot tub.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
Getting Lost : It's a Shitty Schmidt Thing
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
The spirit of adventure lives in #ChillCar
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:23 p.m. Retweet
"Rarwwtfhf garnlle daa" - guy at the gas station
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
Update on #chillcar :we were going to make it back before everyone else but then Schmidt missed a turn so now we're not getting back until 2
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:10 p.m. Retweet
"I actually told her about it on Friday... Or Thursday." - Worm "Or someday." - Babby Jay
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 9:05 a.m. Retweet
Except it was awesome. #TeamBonding
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 7:41 a.m. Retweet
Everybody wants to talk about the strip club but I just wanna talk about youth development :((((
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 6:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @AnnaPritchard33: I'm really into sergei
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
MLC : expected to be a d line handler... Told I would be and line cutter... Ended up as an o line handler
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
"Frisbees defy physics." - Keegan
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
“@PeachRegan: @T_Gallagher11 Worm's pressure caused a D on that play #IntimaD” the hashtag wasn't a joke, that's actually how it went.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
Keegan just trying to stomp on our #75mph dreams
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
Guess @lizbgronert has really been following #chillcar
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
We just held our breath while riding through the tunnel. Nice moment, actually.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
For the second time chill car's strip club plans have fallen through. #KEEPTHEDREAMALIVE
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
I'm fucking funny god damn it. #FuckHaters
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
Just found out I can't smile or be funny. Cooooool.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
"If there was a burlap sack filled with cocks... That would be you." - baby j #FeelinTheLove
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
"What are the age restrictions for your gentleman's club?" Keegan "We're not a gentleman's club." - Club XYZ representative
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
"Thousands of beautiful women and 3 ugly"
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
And now baby j is reading the meta tweet out loud. Well.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
If Keegan could eat dinner with anyone he would eat dinner with the Dalai Lama. Baby J? Kate Upton.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Baby j is reading all of my tweets and now he's reading this #meta
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
Chill car turn up with mathematical hypotheses.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 10th, 2014, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
"I think we discovered that this ... Plus this ... *clink*" - jack
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