ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| September 3, 2016 | Huck Huck Goose | 3 (South) | W 13-7 | 1 - 0 |
| September 5, 2016 | Stall Zero Heroes | 3 (South) | L 9-13 | 1 - 1 |
| September 12, 2016 | Leaky Faucets | 1 (North) | W 1-0 | 2 - 1 |
| September 17, 2016 | Majorana Meatballs | 2 (Central) | W 13-6 | 3 - 1 |
| September 19, 2016 | Jimbies | 2 (Central) | W 13-5 | 4 - 1 |
| September 21, 2016 | Thor's Hammer | 3 (South) | W 13-11 | 5 - 1 |
| September 26, 2016 | The Harambes | 3 (South) | W 13-2 | 6 - 1 |
| October 1, 2016 | Team 6 | 1 (North) | W 13-7 | 7 - 1 |
| October 3, 2016 | Octopus Prime | 2 (Central) | W 13-5 | 8 - 1 |
| October 8, 2016 | Stall Zero Heroes | 1 (North) | W 1-0 | 9 - 1 |
| October 10, 2016 | Team 6 | 2 (Central) | W 13-6 | 10 - 1 |
| October 15, 2016 | Thor's Hammer | Complex 8 | 0-0 | 10 - 1 |
| October 15, 2016 | Stall Zero Heroes | Complex 8 | W 13-7 | 11 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| October 8, 2016 | CURL Fall 2016 Ladder/Play-In Games & Playoffs | 2 | 1 | Tweets |
