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TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
I think my life peaked when HBO was a free trial weekend during the Buster Douglas v @MikeTyson fight.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
.@averagelifegoal Have you ever been lucky enough to house sit on the weekend for somebody that gets a premium cable channel?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
The only thing more American than Cyber Monday is Kyper Tuesday. http://t.co/mdkrTVwwTe
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
Tried to go to the bank and library, but they were closed. Am I the only person working on cyber Monday?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Run the jewels Face the music Do the bartman Wash the dishes Bring the ruckus Force the middle
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 30th, 2014, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Some of these teams are really controlling the line of cribbage today.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 27th, 2014, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
In Portuguese, a Turkey is called a Peru. What an international bird we all decide to eat only one day a year!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 26th, 2014, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Don't worry, I let the work crew know ulty field dims. They'll probably paint those next. http://t.co/n4Fe0h1esa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 26th, 2014, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
Confession Time: I only know how to use Excel like it's a version of Word that makes better columns.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 25th, 2014, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
.@ektor_jr @tylerkinley On the olde tyme footage during the espn broadcast, teams ran the same two plays nonstop but they were unstoppable.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 24th, 2014, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @dbaer20 @jimparinella @kdubsultimate In the past, all the handlers were so good that nobody had to make difficult catches.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 24th, 2014, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
It's like twitter can read inside my brain. http://t.co/4HgCRUkE7J
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
.@johncanzanobft That's understandable. Most of us would rather have you build a fence than write your entertainment news column.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
.@John_Iennon Can you talk to your son? I think if you guys made this reunion tour happen you could make $$$$. http://t.co/nVox81G17r
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Who do you block faster: -old middle school friends on Facebook who are bigots -mixed teams that tweet every single score in pool play
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
wanna feel old? everybody that fought in the Franco-Prussian War is dead by now.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 20th, 2014, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
TRIVIA: was there a soccer World Cup during this calendar year? (I knew the answer w/o looking.)
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 20th, 2014, 5:30 a.m. Retweet
RT @bfod: Best thing on the internet all year http://t.co/XyzVdZSKLD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
On one hand he was the first African American male to kiss Captain Kirk on network tv, on the other hand he's an alleged serial rapist.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
Possible 2015 Beatles reunion tour: Who you got as replacements? I vote for Julian Lennon and Billy Joel.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley Not even their dad can tell them apart.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Sick of retailers forcing us to try and celebrate holidays out of season. Just saw a bunch of 2003 Arbor Day decorations at Kmart. smh
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
My feed is 50% stand up comics and 50% positive role model female athletes. Now I just need to decide which group to stuff Bill Nye into.
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 15th, 2014, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Huge college football game today. Perhaps the biggest game of the year. Loser has to continue living in their state. #MissStvsBama
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 13th, 2014, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Architecture majors know that only architects get to wear hard hats with a dress shirt and tie http://t.co/a0wQvrlzWD http://…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 12th, 2014, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
What's your favorite parody Gene Hackman account? I like @modernpopeyedoyle and @hoosiercoachinspace best.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 11th, 2014, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
What if the rest of the world was like baseball and my big fat manager also had to wear sensible all black shoes, a name tag and a visor?
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 8th, 2014, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @OriginalWD40: #WD40Uses: Spray cleats before playing in rainy weather to keep mud from sticking. #WD40 http://t.co/mUSiSoTVtr
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 6th, 2014, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
<3 broken that "Hollywood" star Paul Rudd can't $upport his dad thru his drug and assassin troubles. #shameonyou
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 5th, 2014, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
It took me ten minutes to find out where to type this tweet. I don't do well with change.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 5th, 2014, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
The best thing about OR's mail in ballots is I think I can still post date mine to yesterday and take it to the mailbox today. #vote
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 1st, 2014, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
My only claim to fame was that I had seen death from above 1979 live and you couldn't anymore and now I don't even have that to fall back on
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 1st, 2014, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
I just thought of a good costume.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 31st, 2014, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Our neighborhood sometimes gets some older truck or treaters so I like to be prepared. http://t.co/f62GR4l7Ts
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 30th, 2014, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
These teams are both pretty evenly matched. I bet it goes to all nine games.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @rveljohnson: Today marks my 5 year anniversary on Twitter! Plenty of laughs and a few tears, here's hoping for another 5! 🙌 🙌 #celebrat…
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Nobody ever lays on their deathbed and laments: "I wish I hadn't spent so much time listening to Motorhead."
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
RT @JordanPeele: We always use the Rhinos as our sports teams because of a scene in season one where we accidentally cat-call a guy in a Rh…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 21st, 2014, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
When is the "1988 statutory rape Rob Lowe" commercial going to air? Saving it for the playoffs?
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
The only good thing about #NationalsTX ending today, is I can now unfollow a bunch of teams that only post score updates and nothing else.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
Just making it to the mixed finals is an accomplishment that all the players will remember for at least the rest of the month. #NationalsTX
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Make sure to hit up http://t.co/ztYGAsOkIL even if you're watching football instead. Need the viewing numbers running in the back ground.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 17th, 2014, 9:42 p.m. Retweet
Don't ever be content with failure at mushroom hunting. Or success for that matter. There are no morel victories.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
I feel guilty about the Applebee's tweet, bc the only decent thing they've ever done is keep Friday Night Lights on for two extra seasons.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
I keep expecting Wilco to U2 their career at some point, but they haven't even REM'd it yet.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @bradneely: Six little shits tryin' to play frisbee.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Today at work we discussed how much the weekend changes to Burnside suck.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 6th, 2014, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
Wake me up when we finally get a new season of Wild Palms on showtime instead.
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