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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
Can you bcc on a mass text? I have quite a few friends that could use this information.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
The most exciting thing about the new college #Playoffs2015 is the kids on the winning teams get one more game payday. That comes in handy.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti: Happy new year. Don't forget to write '15 on your tweets and set your clocks back tonight at 12.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 1st, 2015, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
Has science solved y2k14 yet? I want to go home for the day and don't know if I can safely switch off my computer.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 31st, 2014, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
#2015Goals Get rich enough to put my couch in the middle of the room like a sitcom family, instead of against the wall like a poor person.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 31st, 2014, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
If I'm not working on Thursday, can I do my casual Friday on Wednesday? I really don't want to wear nice slacks tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 26th, 2014, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Just texted the wife to take down the xmas lights. We are *NOT* lazy trash like the Robinsons who will probably wait until Saturday.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
My present was to group text everyone I know MERRY XMAS. The mass replies from folks w/ 1 person in common is the gift that keeps on giving.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
Christmas miracle! Ginobili drew an off ball foul that wasn't a flop. #Spurs
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
when bae accidentally gets you an innova pulsar for xmas. http://t.co/DvY8KYugvg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 24th, 2014, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
I'm the guy that says "SEE YOU NEXT YEAR" at work. I'm also the guy that plants bamboo in my side yard right next to the neighbor's deck.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
Once again I thought I had a great idea but "Loofah Rigno" already has a net presence. There went my new business venture.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:08 p.m. Retweet
It's illegal for me to post the photo of my coworker who is non ironically dressed like a character from "Newsies" but sporting a Bluetooth.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @averagelifegoal: Started 2014 with a 9 year old Toyota, ended 2014 with a 10 year old Toyota.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
Sources: Despite player's reluctance, 76ers want Andrei Kirilenko to report to barber #Sports http://t.co/WSwqRMoagf http://t.co/u54mmRInIY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: hell yeah ill do sport. i got award for most team just last week. GO WINS!!
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 21st, 2014, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
Icebergs only use 10% of their brains.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 20th, 2014, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
Back when Aunt Linda gave McDonald gift cards for Xmas I'd always go "I'm not some dumb kid, I don't want Mickey Ds, I want GI Joe figures."
@burnsideulti   Friday December 19th, 2014, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
.@KeeganMKey I'm apologizing in advance for tonight when the crowd just assumes you're a recently retired Blazer.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 19th, 2014, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
If they ever run out of storylines in the Paul Blart Mall Cop universe, can I suggest a whole new oeuvre? prequels.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
The worst part of this scandal is that I find it hard to find joy anymore in Ghost Dad, Leonard P.6, Sanford & Son, Stir Crazy, and Eye Spy.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
In Hawaii, everyone's Instagram is full of spam. And two balls of rice.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Bad news for masters teams. :( http://t.co/oX3fdLuwZ4 tldr; ibuprofen is bad for you before you exercise.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 14th, 2014, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
The Millenial generation's greatest contribution to history will be figuring out that when you are texting, a 3 looks a lot like a capital E
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 14th, 2014, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
Scola's having a good game. C'mon blazers, tighten up on him. http://t.co/78IEieWHR1
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
I bought a book of riddles today. Kind of makes you think.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheRock: I think the key w/ staying positive is never buy into the "sludge" from negative people. Never give em that power. #ROCKTALK @…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
The new Christian Bale movie would be a lot better if they'd based it more accurately off of the original Bob Marley source material.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @sludgebrown: Ever wondered what a joint effort btwn SLUDGE + @burnsideulti would look like? ..... No? Okay, never mind. http://t.co…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
My neighbor has personalized plates that say *PWN LOL*. I think that gives me the legal obligation to throw a rock thru their windshield.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
.@tacobell Are you going to make @jeffdoucette33 a reoccurring advertisment character? You better. He's awesome. (I'm not his agent.)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
A good way to save money on groceries is to buy from the bulk food section and mark everything as PLU 20235. That's unbleached wheat flour.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
One way the samsung is better than the iPhone6 is the thermometer ap. Try dunking your phone in ice h20 and see which one is more accurate.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
Isn't it time we started a national discourse on our individual fantasy football teams? After that we can talk about last night's dream.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti The boy weakly says; "Thanks for bringing me here, my mom is a surgeon at this hospital."
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
RIDDLE: A boy and father are in an accident, killing the father immediately. The boy is transported to the hospital, and taken into surgery.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Did you see how Obama punished the troops by forcing them to watch @blakeshelton in concert? How long can we let this go on?
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
You never want to root for injuries in sports, but I do hope that the @budlight marketing dept has a career ending accident.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
Spending some QT on my co. website studying staff photos before the holiday party this afternoon. I don't know any of my coworker's names.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 6:28 a.m. Retweet
I won a free slice of pizza with that last tweet. It's all been worth it now.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
I can't think of any more "band" than Foo Fighters. Just five or so guys making loud sounds at people for a few minutes at a time.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 4th, 2014, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @kalidraws: An ode: Georges Lepape, 1887-71 Shapes second to none Compositions classy as shit Just wanna get down with it goddamn http:/…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 4th, 2014, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Go home tonight and throw out your worst pair of socks and worst underwear. It will change your life for the better.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 3rd, 2014, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
"Love like you have never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, and choose email sigs like someone who's not an idiot is reading."
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 3rd, 2014, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
Congrats @SkiingMagazine ! I've been paypalling you guys all week, hit me back if you got it? Looking forward to more Beau in 2015.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 2nd, 2014, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @PositiveCoachUS: Good Morning! TODAY only @JimThompson18 will #donate $1 to @PositiveCoachUS EVERY time this msg is RT! Get involved w/…
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