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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Sunday October 5th, 2014, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that hard shell tacos were a thing that should exist." -Baudelaire
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 2nd, 2014, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Ghengis Khan never had to ask "Are you a Kublai Khan or a Kublai Khan't?" Mainly bc that joke only works in English and he didn't speak it.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 1st, 2014, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
I lost a follower today. If you know who it was, rat them out. I need to talk to them.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 30th, 2014, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
@slowwhite_ What if Mike Miller's not playing? Does it drop down to 19.47?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 26th, 2014, 12:51 a.m. Retweet
Can you imagine how nuts it would be if Eric Jeter made it the Super Bowl in his last year for the Yankees?
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @USAUltimate Many of our players have arthritis & can't grip the tiny rim on an ultrastar. Please make new discs 3x bigger.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 1:20 a.m. Retweet
Speaking of Gordon Lightfoot, he's a pretty good songwriter if you ask me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @OffTheRecord717: 2003 Gordon Lightfoot is inducted into the Canadian Songwriter Hall of Fame. http://t.co/BDxbduS4lM
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
The craziest thing about the radio is that I used to think Gordon Lightfoot was also Kenny Rogers.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
I've blocked so many 3rd party twitter posts that my only sponsored content is from jus' regular old folks.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 15th, 2014, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
My mom always used to call it "Splurge" but teenage me just said "pshhh ma, Surge is dumb, I want a mello yello". Then I rolled eyes. A lot
@burnsideulti   Monday September 15th, 2014, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Still waiting to hear if Rhino/Rip/Corvallis/Darkstar will accept their bids to regionals, or let us go instead. Don't leave us hanging.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 8th, 2014, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
We took 7th in a 5 team region. Holding out hope that 13 other teams decline bids to regionals. We travel well, so GL might be option.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 6th, 2014, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
Amount of respect Rhino is showing us: we're facing all nexgen* lines. *nexgen film staff, not nexgen players, those guys are sitting.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 6th, 2014, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
If we can just make top five at sectionals I feel like we'll have a great shot at nattys. First game loss to dark star is a slight crimp.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 5th, 2014, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Tomorrow's our first step towards Nationals. We're banking on the rest of the teams boycotting regionals to protest the ranking algorithm.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
My wife is watching some kind of knock off downton abbey. That would be like me getting really into Gobots.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Did you guys ever notice that Kaiser Permanente means "SUPREME RULER" in German or Latin or something according to google translate?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
@ZephyrUltimate That's a pretty small team unless you're the Duggars.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 1st, 2014, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
I kinda feel like you guys could have told me it was in Burlington. I thought that was just a place where they make coats.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
I think I'm at the wrong fields. There's nobody here in Seattle at magnusson. ECC?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 29th, 2014, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
I'll be at ECC tomorrow to watch some games (scout Sockeye). I'll live tweet how many bagels I'm able to steal from frisbee central.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
I don't trust anyone who uses the word "whilst" in written communication.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
Move M and W to the late summer! August Sucks—The NBA Or NHL Playoffs Should Move There http://t.co/KIhYoOtETT Masters/Mixed in the fall.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Study: Women in 19th century novels shown to yearn almost 3 times as much as men. http://t.co/LKbtAyEESa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 27th, 2014, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
Is yahoo used for anything other than fantasy football and @WojYahooNBA ?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 27th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
If the only celebrity to come to your restaurant was Tom Wopat, would you wait for one more solid C lister before hanging his signed photo?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 26th, 2014, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Write back with your predictions for 3rd place in each division. #PFFinale
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 26th, 2014, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Looking forward to some Pro Flight Finale action this weekend! Look for me in the crowd in the ironic jersey from a team I never played for.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 22nd, 2014, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine @Freaksultimate @BoneyardUlt WHY IS IT A FOURHAND WHEN YOU ONLY USE ONE HAND, AND WHY IS IT AN APIARY WHEN ITS FOR BEES?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 19th, 2014, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
Hot takes for the three big social media shit storms of the month: 1-I only liked Popeye 2-I agree with NWA 3-I prefer to donate in private
@burnsideulti   Monday August 18th, 2014, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Wish I had some more ulti tweets to pump out. Hopefully the team can qualify for Sectionals this year so you can catch some fresh content.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 15th, 2014, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
I'm currently older than Bo Derek was when she portrayed the ancient yet attractive gold digging Milf in Tommy Boy.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 15th, 2014, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
You know those guys that wear shorts and drive a Pontiac Grand Prix? There's one of them in my neighborhood now.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 14th, 2014, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
I just spent about 3 seconds trying to remember what a textile was.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 4th, 2014, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
Whatever happened to Bokeem Woodbine?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 2nd, 2014, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
Who needs #wucc14 We've got beautiful beach ulti this weekend. http://t.co/P6Zm6h0aSo
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 31st, 2014, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
Tonight @ 5:00, I'll begin my vigil of sleeping on top of a billboard until all the Canadians are defeated for once and for all at #wucc2014
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
Which Worlds team is willing to smuggle me back some Casu Marzu? #WUCC2014
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 29th, 2014, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
My internets down, can somebody check to see if i still have the high score on Primal Rage at the Pizza King on 17th?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 28th, 2014, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
@furyultimate They could make the font bigger if they'd move the World Masters Divisions to the fall.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 28th, 2014, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @IanKarmel: *Frisbees your petition clipboard onto a nearby roof*
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 26th, 2014, 5:25 a.m. Retweet
You're prepping for Worlds, but I just drank a sixer and ate half a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Who's jealous now?
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