Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
Got some great AMA PM ?s. Here are the As 1-Legs 2-DeGuello or Tres Hombres 3-Surprisingly it's Sleeping Bag and not S.D.M. Thanks everyone
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @billyeichner: RT if I should've played Christian Grey
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Is be willing to do a Twitter AMA as long as all the questions are about how much I like ZZ Top.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
They say that the novel 2 KILL:MOCKINGBIRDS was well written, but I think it was done a little harperly. It's probably the harperliest book.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
Bruce Wayne= BW (has life turned upside down) = Bat Man= BM "M" and "W" both look like little bats. And The Riddler never figured this out.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
This is the kind of aggressive training tip that youngsters like @TimMorrill don't know about yet.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Didn't reach my January training goals so I threw my @fitbit in the drier on cold setting for 2 hours. I just learned I burned 68,000 cals.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
When your QB thinks that god makes him throw interceptions. http://t.co/xDRZ48YIJp
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
You could now make an argument that Tom Brady is one of the top ten qbs to ever play in a Super Bowl.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 1st, 2015, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
.@espn I'm at work and dvring the "big game". Can you not talk about who wins until tomorrow? At least give a "spoiler alert" if you do.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 31st, 2015, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
It really hits home now that @cartalk questions are all about "newer model" 1986 Civics or 1989 Sentras. :(
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
If Bob Barker was still alive he wouldn't be complaining about deflated balls ruining the integrity of the Puppy Bowl.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all American radio stations only play Don McLean's. "American Pie" #TheDirge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans can only wear twilled wool clothing. #TheSerge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans get to drink discontinued fake Mountain Dew. #TheSurge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans are forced to let other cars ahead of them into traffic. #TheMerge
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 25th, 2015, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
Saw that Tyler Perry movie "Go On Girl!" last night. It wasn't as sassy as I was expecting. Actually kinda somber.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 24th, 2015, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
A sport based around groundtaps. #UltimateIn5Words
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...please call my cell phone immediately, it appears that my wheel chocks are unstable and I should repair them for safety.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...I'm buildin' and accessible wheelchair ramp for Stephen Hawken.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...Come in and help, I'm givin' my shower surround a new caulkin'.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I'm just arguin' with Christopher Walken.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
Why can't science explain how Bill Murray has a normal haircut in Ghostbusters, but has a mullet in the Ghostbusters music video.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: CBS To Feature In-Studio Fan To Provide Partially Correct Explanations Of Refs Calls http://t.co/5p09EctOFw http://t.co/7xRbL…
@burnsideulti   Friday January 16th, 2015, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
.@chetprtr I think I followed you by accident. Are you Tom Hanks' son or not?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
.@SDGrowlers Gibson is solid, but aren't you worried that Ackley will be underwhelming since he never performs well in non-contract years?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
This is my friend Mary Keel. Can you stop playing that game about whether or not you would "F" her? It's rude. http://t.co/jRp9K9t1pl
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 14th, 2015, 6:20 a.m. Retweet
Jay Z's entire career has been a failed attempt at making a single track even half as good as Rakim's "Microphone Fiend."
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 13th, 2015, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
One of these days I'll finally write a good enough tweet that it gets on Ellen, and I can quit starring in this stupid 2 1/2 Men TV Show.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
.@AverageLifeGoal Have you ever gotten an interview where the job description didn't say ABLE TO REPEATEDLY LIFT 50 LBS ABOVE HEAD HEIGHT.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @sam_reginald: You blow your boyfriend a kiss but I jump up like a dog catching a frisbee and totally intercept it
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
With the way this Colts game is going, I bet Cleveland is lamenting that Trent Richardson trade right about now!
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
.@PapaJohns has to at least consider putting in Joe Montana for the 2nd half. Manning just isn't getting it done.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 10th, 2015, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
How do you turn caps lock on with an iPhone 5? My tweets aren't yelly enough.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
A college ultimate team has "bros". A club team has "brothers". But only a masters team is lucky enough to have "cronies".
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Just got word of same info re: "Nantucket".
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
Fyi: turns out "Bangkok" is a real place and not just some made up country because of limericks.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I downloaded it from the ios app store for 99 cents. it's got in game purchases, but they don't pop up too often.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
There's open world sandbox game you millenial kids might like. It's called LIFE. Maybe it's "corny", but I'm "hip" to talking to folks IRL.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
When I saw this thumbnail, I immediately thought "Trent!" http://t.co/MrFUN6jtPV http://t.co/p5vA7sh6PS
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @IanH_farmer: cleanin the haunted school x.x
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti This won't be the first social platform I had to quit because of her. Grindr is totally played out now that mom sees my pix.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Time to quit Twitter, my mom is on here now.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @dadakin: There's no use in alphabetizing my recipes because they all begin with Ultimate
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