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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2016, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Bowie, Lemmy, JB, Boon, Coltrane, Miles, Bolan... The last 50 years have been tough on my favorite musicians. When will the deaths stop?
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 9th, 2016, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
#NFLPlayoffs are great bc you finally get to see pro football played with the intensity of goaltimate pickup.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2016, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
The most innovative goaltimate offenses crib heavily from foosball.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2016, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
Alice didn't fill out my name right on the goalty list last night so I wasn't allowed to play. At least that's what Miguel told me.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2016, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
Now that we're past fall tryout season, who are the best women's college goaltimate teams for the spring? Too early to predict the 4ourpete?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2016, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Isn't this offense what every single team in 1992 ran? https://t.co/SJbE9iUV5U
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2016, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Whoops. Just got informed I was supposed to fill out a permit for those fields. Need to reassess my worldview now.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2016, 6:31 p.m. Retweet
We don't have to get a permit to rent a field for a goaltimate tournament, so why should we have to get a permit to buy a gun?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2016, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
if you were wondering, just bc we live in Oregon that doesn't mean any militias have occupied our goaltimate games. militia free since 2016
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2016, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
One of these days I will finally tell those bullies that I drew cartoons for my hi school newspaper and then I bet they'll stop making fun.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2016, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor locked gates at the local high school..... https://t.co/ZYYGLLJqVo
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2016, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Jk it's to try and salvage my disastrous relationship with my estranged brother. :(
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2016, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
My New Years Resolution is to play more goaltimate!
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2016, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
One of the smartest innovations that pro ice hockey borrowed from goaltimate was the whole "you're allowed to go behind the goal" thing.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2016, 5:00 a.m. Retweet
earlier today we played a game of goalty inside this dude's mouth. dark beat light 5-3 https://t.co/wV9KOtgY9y
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2016, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
the world's a funny place. 1000 men and wild horses couldn't drag us apart, but love and lisa can easily tear us apart.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 1st, 2016, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
What is your top new album of 2016? I just got a five dollar iTunes gift card.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 1st, 2016, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
With the 2010s now half over, goaltimate anthropologists will look back on this decade as being "justifiably swole".
@burnsideulti   Friday January 1st, 2016, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @LansburyReact: When someone says that 2016 is going to be their year. https://t.co/6a28Q0h09Y
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 31st, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Top 3 GOALTY cool down bands for 2015 1:Gordon Lightfoot 2:ZZ Top 3:Ladytron
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 31st, 2015, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
Top 3 GOALTY warm up bands for 2015 1:Gordon Lightfoot 2:Ladytron 3:ZZ Top
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 31st, 2015, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
Movie pitch: Die Hard with Vin Diesel, but on a Goaltimate field.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 31st, 2015, 3:19 a.m. Retweet
Is @realDonaldTrump's whole campaign just another really elaborate @jimmykimmel viral video?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 30th, 2015, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
Normally I hate trick shots, but Is this the lamest trick shot ever? https://t.co/CqG3UkhJJv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 29th, 2015, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
You know those people that only go outside when they play goalty? Yeah.....
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 29th, 2015, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
Burnside will be wearing a commemorative patch next year. https://t.co/VPxMM68Hi5
@burnsideulti   Monday December 28th, 2015, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
My spirit animal is a ugnaught.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 27th, 2015, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
One of the classiest traditions in goalty is when the white team finally loses and the black team gets shitfaced on champagne during a point
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 27th, 2015, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
Goaltimate for breakfast, a second goaltimate for lunch to ease cravings, then a sensible goaltimate for dinner.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 27th, 2015, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @MCSerch: Favorite Rakim verse. Ready....Go. Rakim is GOAT
@burnsideulti   Friday December 25th, 2015, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
When did we all start gifting exotic pickles for Xmas? I think it was the pilgrims, but my life partner insists it goes back to Marco Polo.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 24th, 2015, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
Is Twitter going to be closed tomorrow bc of the holidays?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 21st, 2015, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I threw them out at Chipotle, but they might still be in the can, it wasn't too busy yesterday.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 21st, 2015, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
Looked in my pockets & found some keys after goalty yesterday. They're not mine, picked them up by mistake. Leather fob, says "Steve".
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 20th, 2015, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @BatLabels: OCEANIC REPELLENT BAT SPRAYS #rerun https://t.co/J5TNhVbedk
@burnsideulti   Friday December 18th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
"Well son...an Ewok comes from when a daddy Yoda and a mommy Chewbacca love each other very much and give each other special adult hugs..."
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 17th, 2015, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
Should GOALTY coaches wear suits like in basketball, or player uniforms like in baseball? (Just writing some irrevocable rules right now.)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 16th, 2015, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Too bad Disney spent billions on #StarWarsForceAwakens ads, but nobody is going to even see it bc of the big goalty tourney this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 16th, 2015, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @IAmSpilly: WHITE QB: I support the xenophobic racist. We are pals PUBLIC: ha ha oh tom BLACK QB: I dance when I'm happy PUBLIC: THINK…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 15th, 2015, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
Is teaching your child how to play baseball instead of goaltimate technically child abuse, or just child neglect?
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