@slowwhite_

@slowwhite_ is the Twitter account for Slow White (USAU Club Mixed 2012)

Games involving @slowwhite_
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 1 tweet
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 15 - 12 Mental Toss Flycoons 4 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 5 tweets
September 15th, 2012 Slow White 11 - 3 WHUF 9 tweets
Most recent tweets
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 16th, 2014, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
Slow White vs Santa Maria for the first round. Santa scores first point, 0-1
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 16th, 2014, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
Don't worry the ship flies itself. Just follow the instructions. And remember to work together... as a sports team. #nationals #sports #FFF
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Fields from the plane. They look a little smaller than regulation, but I'm sure they'll make do. http://t.co/8Z0mrim4gy
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
Just touched down in the world's biggest Applebee's, TX. http://t.co/PwwcsX0kIX
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @npoore: . @TheGRB pack your cologne frisco is watching-Cowboys RB Joseph Randle arrested by Frisco police Monday 4 shoplifting ”bottle …
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
"With — once again — [not enough coverage for mixed]." MT @Ulti_world: Announcing Ultiworld's Nationals Coverage -> http://t.co/NwqZukPekx
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
NE regional highlights shot by photographer extraordinaire, defending summer league champ Gothrilla star Bob Durling https://t.co/739x1JSSID
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
@la7figures @pmtriffic well this settles it. There is egg on our face, which is neither fun, fit, nor friendly. Gross.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 1:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @ViceUltimate: Good luck this week to the teams that will be representing Boston at natties! @100percentBS @Boston_Ironside @slowwhite_
@slowwhite_   Monday October 13th, 2014, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
@la7figures I think our forefathers said that. George "Meathooks" Washington could bench 500 lbs, friends with everyone.
@slowwhite_   Monday October 13th, 2014, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
@la7figures fun fitness friendship? Join the lower-case-"c" club http://t.co/7dXrwRs6xL
@slowwhite_   Monday October 13th, 2014, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @MillerWeaponX: "Up til now Dallas hasn't been afraid of you and they should be because you have a powerful weapon working for you" @Sl…
@slowwhite_   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Team koozies are in, and it is good. #partysharks http://t.co/icILOr9M2p
@slowwhite_   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @schach63: Gorgeous October Sunday for last @slowwhite_ practice before nationals #herewegoslow #partysharks http://t.co/CxzN5yChZg
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
Seven days until we're all swallowed up in a concrete paradise of Wal-Marts and Chili's. Adventure awaits!
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
Hey @ngnultimate do you not have good low light cameras? That why you're calling it quits Thurs before the final, mixed-only round? Must be.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate BIG NEWS! Magic Mike XXL opens July 1, 2015! Will Nationals champs also win tickets to the special US OPEN screening?
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
Seven seed, in a pool with some truncated physics explanation, some kind of Simpsons/Lebowski thing, and a boat. What is happening.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 7th, 2014, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
Mixed division has the 6-7:45pm round all to itself! NO RULES WE CAN PLAY FOREVER LET'S RAGE #PARTYSHARKS
@slowwhite_   Monday October 6th, 2014, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @MillerWeaponX: "Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?" "No Donnie, these men are cowards." #moviequotemonday
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 2nd, 2014, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ulti_world: 2014 Nationals Seeding Predictions: Mixed Division -> http://t.co/UtZkNWcWbY (cc @USAUltimate
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 2nd, 2014, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Congrats to the one and only @therealstubbs_ aka India Stubbs on getting invited to U23 tryouts. Leaving her off the team would be so dumb.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 1st, 2014, 11:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @micifa: @Ulti_world @Union_Ultimate do you ever?
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 1st, 2014, 11:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @VickiChang28: @slowwhite_ team huddle before winning the finals! #onebandonesound #successisateameffort #boss http://t.co/ilx9bRGFyS
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 1st, 2014, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti @MillerWeaponX isn't even masters eligible. But yes, he's very old.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 30th, 2014, 1:40 p.m. Retweet
Just crunched the numbers. Slow White is 27.59 years old on average. Down from last year's 28.10. #BenjaminButton
@slowwhite_   Monday September 29th, 2014, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
Ol' one eye tajima crushing kudu #partyshark @cl00ds @JackHatchett @100percentBS http://t.co/v1UDxxSRqP
@slowwhite_   Monday September 29th, 2014, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
Team event. Getting loose. If you don't know, now you know: Don Roberto is the smoothest blanco in town. #partysharks http://t.co/pbVxxsTmDs
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
Also big thanks to @sstoth01 for getting that dummy @TheGRB to the fields on time today from NJ. Merritt parkway didn't stand a chance.
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @7expressNY: Congrats to 2013 7xers Kuger, Ali, and Pele on their bids to Natties
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
Oh yeah, dress reds are in. Front + back #partyshark #benjaminkrunklin http://t.co/dHB2k0etaF
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
“@WildCardult: Slow, @100percentBS @Boston_Ironside woohoo Boston in Frisco! Go get 'em @GarudaUltimate” nice work getting after it Cards
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Good luck @WildCardult in the next one. Punch that ticket
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 28th, 2014, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
I guess it's true what they say. Good things DO happen to bad people. aka we won regionals.15-12 over @WildCardult
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 27th, 2014, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
Stat update: Jeff Smith (@TheGRB) has zero turns today. #doingwork
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 27th, 2014, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
Slow white over lions in quarters is trending on twitter #twitter. 15-6.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 27th, 2014, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
15-6. That's how many states--on average--Slow White players and Townies players have been to, respectively.
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
#89 Annie "Van Winkle" Fisher. She can pass out at the drop of a hat. Or the sound of a bell. A car backfiring. During Jumanji even.
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
#89 Annie "Van Winkle" Fisher. She can pass out at the drop of a hat. Or the sound of a bell. A car backfiring. During Jumanji. Silence even
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
#71 Julie Sussman. Her favorite movies are The Godfather 3 and the Matrix sequels. She aspires to be a dentist and hates underdogs.
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
#69 Adrienne Altobelli. In an alternate reality she liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer a bit TOO much, and interpretive dance is her anti-drug.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
#55 The Todd "#hottakes" Herman. He thinks it simply does not get any better than House Hufflepuff.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
#42 Mary "Huggernaut" Glickman. She can't believe it's not butter.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
#38 Geoa "Dour Hour" Geer. She LARPs for keeps, which she has found is a terrible way to make new friends.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
#35 Corey "WeightWatcher" Flynn. When he's not defacing for-profit college subway ads he's busy making tiny to-scale Hunger Games foodscapes
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
#27 Knute Svenson, Bad Boy of the Big Easy. He'll steal your shoes, but only to uphold his rep. He's actually very nice. He has kind eyes.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
#25 Alex "Al/Xander/Blarpy/JungleGymTrayTray/Mr McGarps/Crab Hands/King of the North/@ATrahey/Buttons/SweetWater" Trahey. He hates nicknames
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
#24 Andy "Sister Act II: Snack in the Habit" Schachter. He doesn't believe in tides & thinks Meryl Streep is better than 3-18 would suggest.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
#21 Steve "Jock Jamz" Sullivan. He's a big-time Twitter activist for small time issues, like equine Lyme disease or childrens' sufferage.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 1:18 p.m. Retweet
#20 India Stubbs, the Once And Future Queen. She's based on a true story, and absolutely LOVES speed-taxidermy. cc @therealstubbs_
@slowwhite_   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
#19 Phoebe "The Vermonster" Shambaugh. She has a winning smile, but only flashes it when she's straight DOMINATING fools in backgammon.
@slowwhite_   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
#17 Kirsten "Bananas 99" Lundquist. She has a soft spot for geology, and enjoys playing practical jokes on birds.
@slowwhite_   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
#16 Aimie Kawai. She hasn't had an immune system in 13 years. Aggressive non stop coughing is just part of her life now.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 20th, 2014, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
Quick correction: Regular Guy Dave Truesdale well henceforth be known as Wall Street Dave Truesdale.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
#14 Hannah Baranes. She consulted on the new Godzilla. Between takes her struggle with a vending machine inspired the line "Let them fight."
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
#13 Dan "Pasta Brother" Patisteas. He just loves Crocs.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
#12 Chris "http://t.co/3nseYwXS6v" Waite. His Lost fan fiction put him on the map, but his steamy Oliver Twist fan fiction kept him there.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
#11 Evan "Pasta Brother" Patisteas. He'd be the first to tell you his Jurassic Park musical needs work, but it's really quite good.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
#10 Mikey Miller. He's never eaten a deviled egg he didn't like, he's never seen a movie in his life & one of his turn ons is kite running.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
#9 Jeff "Smorgasjorts" Smith. If it wasn't for the vibrant and welcoming community of street magicians, he'd be dead or in jail by now.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
#8 Ryan Richardson. He's got expert tips to arrange flowers for the perfect summer adult baptism, but they'll cost you...so, so dearly.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
#6 Shaun Krieger aka American Ninja Worrier. Is the stove still on? Did he forget to lock the front door? He certainly isn't sure. Classic.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
#5 Shaun "Hoobastank" Doherty. If he could travel in time, he would go to "the next Willennium" and, I quote, "get jiggy with it 24/7/365."
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
#4 Regular Guy Dave Truesdale. His hair is like a fine red wine: magnificent. Earthy. Rich in antioxidants. Pairs well with steak. Enviable.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
#3 Ali Main. She's Keanu Reeves' biggest fan, and when she's not watching The Lake House, you can find her ghost hunting in Old Salem.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
#2 Cassidy "Bluto" Edwards. 6' 9", 235lb, 4.3s 40. 13' broad jump. Has a rational fear of tea that has been steeped too long.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 19th, 2014, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
Well, regionals is a little over a week away. I guess it's time to meet the band.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 13th, 2014, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
Kawai? Kawai not! Aimee's also in to crush it for us in the Series. It hardly even seems fair. I
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 13th, 2014, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
Hey, did you hear the news about who's rounding out our Series roster? One of our last addition didn't. Watch out for Knute "Huh?" Svenson.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 5th, 2014, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
Just punched out that workout real good. With a freakin' punch stick. http://t.co/u247GBPjRD
@slowwhite_   Monday September 1st, 2014, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
It has been confirmed, from a one Kirsten "LaserFist" Lundquist. Fifth place. #classiccaseoffifthplace
@slowwhite_   Monday September 1st, 2014, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
Close win against the speakers and a close win against the Dragon team to close the weekend. Maybe fifth place? Who can say.
@slowwhite_   Sunday August 31st, 2014, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Just got stomped out by the polar bears in the round of 8. Nobody can look each other in the eye. Next games need to be better.
@slowwhite_   Sunday August 31st, 2014, 2:28 p.m. Retweet
So it begins. Expecting rain, the Skagit river preemptively overflows its banks, throwing Burlington into bedlam. The tournament continues.
@slowwhite_   Sunday August 31st, 2014, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
Lost to Texas in the final game. They played well. We did not play well. We need to play well tomorrow.
@slowwhite_   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Our second game was against @clxbttp . It too was a gosh darn bloodbath. Disgusting. CLE takes it 13-10.
@slowwhite_   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
First game against @dragNthrust was a gosh darn bloodbath. Bad guys (us) prevail 13-11.
@slowwhite_   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
Morning. The great northwest has blessed the day with impeccable weather. There is much rejoicing. #2blessed2bestressed
@slowwhite_   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
We went to radiator whiskey for whiskey, to mixed results. But hey, Seattle right? #salmon #hashtag #
@slowwhite_   Friday August 29th, 2014, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
Slow White on the world famous Seattle monorail http://t.co/mbjGW8o56w
@slowwhite_   Monday August 18th, 2014, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @clxbttp: @ngnultimate is this to have NGN stream a mixed game or to have NGN set up their equipment during a mixed game? #clarification…
@slowwhite_   Saturday July 26th, 2014, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
Good stuff today at practice. Let's try it again tomorrow.
@slowwhite_   Saturday July 26th, 2014, 5:00 a.m. Retweet
Espadrilles?! #shiradoesntknow Also, @sstoth01 is good at "ball" games.
@slowwhite_   Friday July 18th, 2014, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
Might order more of our weird 2k13 tanks from @SAVAGEultimate . Want?! RT if interested & want to live regret-free http://t.co/GFPkOaaTCK
@slowwhite_   Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @WomenInUltimate: Female MIXED players, this means you too!! @mischief_nation @PBRawr @dragNthrust @slowwhite_ @la7figures @clxbttp @cah…
@slowwhite_   Monday July 14th, 2014, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
@100percentBS nice moves, way to make that money. #allaboutthepaperchase
@slowwhite_   Monday July 14th, 2014, 8:31 p.m. Retweet
More great work coming from @UltiPhotos and @SandyCanetti at the NY Invite. Thanks for some excellent photos!
@slowwhite_   Monday July 14th, 2014, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
S-Car pilot Andy "Snack Hawk Down" Schachter straight HANDLING I-90 @schach63 @sjsully21 @therealstubbs_ @TheGRB http://t.co/n5tyg0erUz
@slowwhite_   Monday July 14th, 2014, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
S-car's Traffic Tipz™: STAY OUT OF HARTFORD: throw Google maps out the window and go rogue. Early and often. #traffic #tipz
@slowwhite_   Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
NY Invite over? looking to watch the World Cup? Bad news, Buffalo Wild Wings is full. And remember hands aren't allowed in that game. Silly.
@slowwhite_   Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
What's the story @ViceUltimate . Crushing it?
@slowwhite_   Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
6-1 on the weekend, lost a good fight in the finals against @clxbttp 15-12. Strong game CLE, see you in Washington
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