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@slowwhite_ is the Twitter account for Slow White (USAU Club Mixed 2012)

Games involving @slowwhite_
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 1 tweet
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 15 - 12 Mental Toss Flycoons 4 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 5 tweets
September 15th, 2012 Slow White 11 - 3 WHUF 9 tweets
Most recent tweets
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, @hbrookep and @jamie_shead get friendship tattoos... on their faces...in the middle of rd3!!! everyone is impressed #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days @JackHatchett will make a big play & whisper to himself "Nice moves Axe-Man." He will smile to himself & fist-pump #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, right before the first pull of rd3 goes up, Skipper of @Overhaultimate per his custom releases a single white dove #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, in the pre-game huddle @JackHatchett will ask to be called Axe-man, will be met with a resounding and unanimous NO. #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days @ngnultimate will be derelict in their coverage, instead filming a floating plastic bag, talkin about beauty & stuff #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, @la7figures will warm up for round 3 with a good ol' fashioned caviar fight. Everybody has a blast! #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
@dragNthrust subway sandwiches and blood doping, eh? well, Bernoulli did some pretty dark stuff too, so be careful who your role models are
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
in 7 days friend of the team Rusty realizes @Boston_Ironside gave his red jersey away during a twitter contest, is pretty sad #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days @scribs makes a joke that the GHOSTS have a lock on the SPIRIT award. His emphasis not mine. it's met with silence #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
@dragNthrust What? first of all, if you can dream it you can do it. but everyone knows dragons, like fish, don't dream, so use science.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation @WildCardult @dragNthrust it's just fun to fly, you know? get those airline miles, baby.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, every single member of @WildCardult gets some food at The Pickle and in unison high fives & says "GLAD WE CAME!" #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, round 2's done and you guys WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! Word is some team let a dog play. It was unguardable #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, w/ rnd2 complete, friend of the team Emily Baecher of @100percentBS still hasn't smiled, despite a great horoscope. #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days w/ Round 2 not quite over, @sjsully21 is already in line @ The Pickle buying what must be his 12th Southwest Eggroll #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days during a timeout @OdysseeUltimate tells some universally hilarious jokes, but it's in their secret language :( #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days a crowd forms at fld13. @dragNthrust & @flycoons have forgone Ultimate in favor of a break-off. it's neck and neck #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days @morrillperform talks @ length about dope new progressions & something called a glute-tron RZ? All while doing SLDLs #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
@100percentBS this is the longest moment of clarity I've ever had, i should share it with everyone #kindergartenlesson #in7days #nationals
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days in what proves to be a round 2 game btwn @100percentBS and Heist, friend of the team Becky is like, still super tall #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days during an early halftime, SW teaches ABBQ to use twitter. A dark pall falls over The Internet #spoileralert @mischief_nation
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Oh man in 7 days ROUND 2 JUST STARTED GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! Don't forget to wear plenty of sunscreen and hydrate. #nationals
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
in 7 days friend of the team @pjprial buys a disc but it gets stolen. He plays it cool, & vows to mete out his own brand of street justice.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days the 1st round ends (pending cap rules), a line at The Pickle forms. Great job everyone! Save some eggrolls for @sjully21 #gluttony
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
in 7 days @scribs of @TheGhosts_ retracts a close call & his heart grows three sizes. He's immediately rushed to the hospital #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days @kirkwillmarth suffers a stress fractured hand from so many @WildCardult high fives. everyone has fun #bestbuds #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
7 days from now, Slow and the @flycoons will be finishing round 1. SPOILER ALERT WE ALL BECOME BEST FRIENDS!!! #exercise #florida #sporting
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
The over/under for the number of southwestern eggrolls that @sjsully21 will consume next week is at 12.5. we're taking the over #nobrainer
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 17th, 2012, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
Good news, guys! Slow White's average uniform number is 20.5! Look out, other teams! #stats #numbergames #science #irrefutable #mathing
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 17th, 2012, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
Good news, guys! Slow White's average uniform number is 20.5! Look out, other teams!
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 17th, 2012, 8:16 p.m. Retweet
Friend of the team @Miles_mb desperately wants to tell 19 that their shirt and hat matched. #bestbuds #megahat #flight http://t.co/3ANcBIo1
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 17th, 2012, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Slow Tip: Wear sunscreen. The sun can be a powerful enemy.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
Check out @UltiPhotos coverage of NE Regionals. @burtphoto took some great shots! Can't wait to see Sunday.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Like a falcon, he grabs the disc with his talon hands. his talons hands are terrifying, don't shake his hands @ATrahey http://t.co/KwMRv3md
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
Why are they smiling? They all just saved 15% on their car insurance #bestbuds #safety #friendship #bros @jasperhoitsma http://t.co/Vq0sAaEN
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
Miller "Miller" Miller doing what he does best: wearing fashionably distressed vintage baseball hats #style #glamour http://t.co/wEsJBcIR
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
Here we see Vicki Chang, playing with nothing to lose and hate in her heart. She cares about nothing @VickiChang28 http://t.co/3Yq9lNiR
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
Kim's so-called elephant impression suggests she's never even seen an elephant. Nice try Kim if that's your real name http://t.co/sk2WIRNB
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
Hannah aka @hbrookep aka Li'l Hurricane could rip the disc in half if she wanted. She did. Ruined it for everyone http://t.co/IA790lpM
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Does @pksohn get the disc? Does the top fall over in Inception? What about pogs? Bees? Some Q's just don't have A's http://t.co/IohmVEbt
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
Social Media Guru Cody Rebholz, playing the most challenging round of The Ground is Lava, has just lost. #sadnewsbear http://t.co/VVDqSMLQ
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
This photo was taken at a complete stand-still. Steve, having learned someone stole his Axe Body Spray, is shocked #axe http://t.co/wzfXmovw
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
J-man: "Nah, bro. Even though the platypus lays eggs, it is still, in fact, a mammal." Evan: "I didn't say anything." http://t.co/DPn50u21
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Jeff Smith has never done a correct push-up in his life. By the look of it, he's still not close #exercise #PhysEd http://t.co/FUU1AIEL
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 16th, 2012, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
Sweet Talkin' Dave Truesdale assumes his "Power Stance" & w/ his immense brain levitates grass by his bathing suit area http://t.co/LMu82RXK
@slowwhite_   Friday October 5th, 2012, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
Team dinner for Reginald at miller's house aka the Super Agro Crag. Get outa here gluten! #jkglutenyourecool #ToReginald #gluten #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Friday October 5th, 2012, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
Hey everyone, good luck at NE REGIONALS this weekend. Just get out there, have some fun, explore the space with your best buds. #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 3rd, 2012, 11:55 a.m. Retweet
Big showing at the stadium last night. Regionals, Slow White's coming for ya #exercise #speedfish #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 3rd, 2012, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Big showing at the stadium thought. Regionals, Slow White's coming for ya #exercise #speedfish #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 2nd, 2012, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
Lotta people getting excited for Reginald this weekend. Happy early birthday Reginald!
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 30th, 2012, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
I can't wait until the next skin jam summer #bros #lotion #jamming #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Friday September 28th, 2012, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
Record numbers at the workout last night. Even Dan Patisteas was there! It was quite bizarre. So many speeds got stacked #U30parkourchamps
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 25th, 2012, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
Slow Tips: run and catch better than your opponents, smile when answering the phone, and account for refraction when spearfishing. #skills
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 25th, 2012, 7:35 p.m. Retweet
Slow Tip: Parkour training is great for being good at parkour, ultimate, and cool movie scenes. Good luck, and don't forget to to parkour!
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 22nd, 2012, 1:11 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to all the teams competing at open & womens ENE Sectionals. Wear plenty of sunscreen, overcast days are most dangerous. #danger
@slowwhite_   Friday September 21st, 2012, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
Did you know some mammals lay eggs? Also, The Todd is triathlizing 9/22? tell him stop messing around & do the damn thing @iamtallerthanu
@slowwhite_   Friday September 21st, 2012, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
hey, didn't see you there. Since I've got you, holler at @iamtallerthanu before he triathlizes saturday. He loves high fives, encouragement.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 21st, 2012, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Hey guys. Slow White's resident "The Todd" Todd @iamtallerthanu Herman is getting after a triathlon tomorrow. he'd love a support-hug #todd
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 20th, 2012, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER TO THE J-TEAM, JAMIE "J-GUNS" SHEAD @jamie_shead #JTEAM #JMAN #JBONE #JGUNS #JDOG #JTRAIN #JBOMBS #BESTBUDS
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to @TheGhosts_ as sectionals champs. onward and upward for this ragtag group of #bestbuds #slowwhite #slombots
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Nice 4-0 moves today Slow. Let's get after it real weird tomorrow, Sunday, the lord's day. #jman #bestbuds #gottagetuptogetdown #hashtag
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
She has rivers of ancient tribal blood coursing through her veins. She also likes kittens, piña coladas, Pinkberry. #37 Jamie "Moxie" Shead!
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
Self-titled Lin-phomaniac, she once switched bodies w/ Jeremy Lin Freaky-Friday style & robbed a hospital. #36 Lindsay Lindsanity Neubecker!
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
None know where she came from or where she's going. Or whom she's running from or when she'll kill again. It's #20 Hannah "Mystery" Phillips
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Need a razor scooter? She's got it. A fishmonger? Check. Might flood? She has a sweet-ass ark you can board. It's #42 Mary "Ready" Glickman
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
She's absolutely never played soccer a day in her life. Loathes it. But she LOVES JUGGLING AND DRAGONBALL! #17 Kirsten "Ballsy" Lundquist!
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Sturgeon. Flounder. Marlin. She's sutured them all, and others too. The best damn fish surgeon on the Eastern seaboard, #15 Kim "Fishy" Sabo
@slowwhite_   Sunday September 16th, 2012, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
It's #18 Paul H4xy Sohn, exception to the rules "Cheaters never win" and "don't feed gremlins after midnight." That 2nd one may not be right
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
J-MAN, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. TWEETERS AREN'T BORN, THEY'RE MADE. #BELIEVE #TWEETORDIE#BESTBUDS #KINGOFTHERAWDOG #BESTBUDS @jasperhoitsma
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
OH SNAP MOZZARELLA STICKS DOING WORK #pizzatweets
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
Oh hey, slow white hollerin at some mad pizza. It ain't easy being greasy. #pizzatweets @jasperhoitsma
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Dan to @TheGRB . 11-3. So smooth
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Ever see a cut like that? Miller to lexi. So money
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
.@iamtallerthanu with right d over a lady. Chivalry is mad dead.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
O line had new endzone. It's the old one. Sick.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
My bad, it's halftime. @TheGRB should get in there
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
Team is huddling. Probably talking about yu-gi-oh vs pokemon.
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
. @AdgeA assist to lindsay. So dope. 6-1 good guys?
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Lotta turns that point. It was messed up. The todd scores though, 5-1 @iamtallerthanu
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
3-1 or 4-1 slow vs sucker punch. Who knows for sure though
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 12:03 p.m. Retweet
Good morning Slow! First things first, http://t.co/g3ezbbgr #sorryboutit
@slowwhite_   Saturday September 15th, 2012, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
Just a few hours until 1. Sectionals 2. The rookies are introduced 3. Everyone looks fresh2death in new uniforms 4. Things get soaking weird
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/Q2XBJQRL If this doesn't get you pumped, you can go ahead and get the hell out.
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/wubi027O Don't ever give up, everyone! This little guy didn't! #ENEMS
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/lFStcRAU a bid to regionals really isn't the same as survival, but fight on nonetheless! #ENEMS
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Run fast this weekend everybody! http://t.co/xyosvDXf #lizardry #speed #ENEMS
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
Time to fire up the ol' pump-up machine. http://t.co/Q9cySfIN #teamwork #friendship #family #nature #bestbuds #sectionals
@slowwhite_   Friday September 14th, 2012, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
Good luck at ENEMS everyone! wear the perfect amount of sun screen! Don't get dehydrated! Enjoy exercise! Hang w/ your best buds! #coolmoves
@slowwhite_   Thursday September 13th, 2012, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
Sweet Labor Day highlights via @ngnultimate & @ulti_world http://t.co/FOXpwSrx
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 12th, 2012, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
stayed tuned for some hot new rookie introductions that are almost TOO HOT FOR THE INTERNET! #temperature
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 12th, 2012, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
She missed the cut for SWAT & passed on pro Couples Jousting (too corporate), so here she is on Slow White, #29 Lexi "Hurly-Burly" Zalk!
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 12th, 2012, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
It's #33 Cody Rebholz! 50% man. 100% Grizzly. 150% mathematically impossible. He's Bigfoot's only known predator,& he loves animal husbandry
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 12th, 2012, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Meet #5 Meriden Pinky D'arcy, smoker of fine cigars, drinker of finer wines, pilot of finest hang gliders. Often. Often simultaneously.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday September 12th, 2012, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
She'll sass you. She'll sass your parents. Quite frankly, she'll sass anyone she wants. She once sassed someone to death. #7 Rosie Sassy Ano
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 11th, 2012, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
She's a leaper. She leaps. It's what she does, & she does it better than you. So look out before you get leapt by #69 @AdgeA Punky Altobelli
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 11th, 2012, 1:17 p.m. Retweet
His rap name would be LL Cool The Todd. His pet dog would be a panther. The Hoast with the most Roast, #55 the Todd Herman @iamtallerthanu
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 11th, 2012, 1:02 p.m. Retweet
Back by popular demand, IT'S #6 THE J-J-J-JAAAY MAAAAAN! *cue horns, confetti bombs, fire* #emmy #Jman #ohlookitsthejman @jasperhoitsma
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 11th, 2012, 12:53 p.m. Retweet
#21 Steve Sullivan is Ornery, cantankerous, hateful. But his heart melts when he sees puppies in wagons, which is a serious medical concern
@slowwhite_   Tuesday September 11th, 2012, 12:50 p.m. Retweet
Ornery. Cantankerous. hateful. it's #21 Steve Sullivan! But his heart melts when he sees dogs in wagons, which is a serious medical concern
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