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@slowwhite_ is the Twitter account for Slow White (USAU Club Mixed 2012)

Games involving @slowwhite_
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 1 tweet
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 15 - 12 Mental Toss Flycoons 4 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 5 tweets
September 15th, 2012 Slow White 11 - 3 WHUF 9 tweets
Most recent tweets
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q4: When it comes to "partying till the break of dawn," is this city known for its till-dawn partying? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q3: will we be able to find a restaurant that can actually serve a decent orange julius in this city? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
hey @USAUltimate Q2: will it be in a city that has a CITY PROPER population less than 8 million? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Wanna play 20 Questions for where Nationals is? Q1: is the city on Us Weekly's list of top 10 places to play disc sports?
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to teammate and America's next sweetheart @VickiChang28 at U23 tryouts! Cross her and she'll bury you #TOTHESKY
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
A shrewd move by @USAUltimate waiting to announce the mixed elite-select challenge until excitement is at a fever pitch. @PhillyAMP
@slowwhite_   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
@SockeyeUltimate What? They're working with other teams? I hope you didn't listen to them, they have terrible business sense.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
does @SockeyeUltimate even have space on their jerseys for a new NEXGEN logo? I hope they thought this through, for all our sakes.
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 9:34 p.m. Retweet
Shout out to @Ulti_world for the shout out! Read http://t.co/rgNnqcSw! Read everything! it's fun! #readultiworld http://t.co/yQ80SwoT
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
Shout out to @Ulti_world for the shout out! Read http://t.co/rgNnqcSw! Read everything! it's fun! #readultiworld http://t.co/LdqYDhj9
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
.@nexgentour hey nexgen, if you don't get all your teams to play we could probably play some games if you want. will we get paid?
@slowwhite_   Saturday January 5th, 2013, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate you should invite @jasperhoitsma to U23 tryouts. He's 30, but he has a 22 yo's curiosity and panache #ohlookitsthejjjjjJMAN
@slowwhite_   Friday January 4th, 2013, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
Congratulations are in order to teammates @VickiChang28 & Lexi Zalk, the Mother Theresa & Thomas Jefferson of U23 women's ultimate #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world although to your credit "fiscal" & "frisbee" both start with F. Strong move. Plus, DISCal isn't even a word. 1-0 @ulti_world
@slowwhite_   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world DISCal Cliff! It rhymes! People eat that stuff up. Look at rap songs, for example. Very popular stuff.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
hey @Brodiesmith21 whenever you miss a trick shot, do you say "talk about a Brodie BRICK shot!" and then smile a little? I would.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
hey @Ulti_world what about 2012's best: smile; @Miles_mb highlight; subtle fist pump; jorts? they each probably belong to @Miles_mb anyway.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Friend of the team @beckymaliNOTski made world games tryout camp. I fear for the safety of anyone who gets in her way.
@slowwhite_   Friday December 21st, 2012, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
Happy Holidays from Slow White! We hope you all drink the perfect amount of eggnog, whatever that means.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 10th, 2012, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate why so quiet? The people want answers to burning questions! You think Argo'll win an Oscar? You guys into sushi and stuff?
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
And three independent leagues run by three candy-loving 7yo best friends are born. "THIS'LL DEFINITELY WORK!" they shout out and high five.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
An hour goes by. The candy-wages are gone, eaten. The three friends exchange looks. "This is stupid let's go do trick shots." #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
And three independent leagues run by three candy-loving 7yo best friends are born. "WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER!" they shout out and high five.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Connor, more a fan of chocolate candy than gummies, wonders how he'd get paid in either league. His conclusion? CONNOR'S MEGA COOL LEAGUE!!!
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
Zak, who has his own bag of gummi worms, starts his own league: "Zak's League." This is the 3rd league in as many days Zak has started.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING: Joey Berman, age 7 to start his own "ultimate league." Players'll be his best friends Connor and Zak, be paid in gummi worms.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
Colorado Springs Pets! - According to 2007 data, this lovely city was deemed most pet-friendly for cats and dogs! Hurray! #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
Orlando Typhoon Lagoon - There's a waterpark in FL called Typhoon Lagoon. It's fairly popular, water's usually pleasant #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Austin Nightfall- Every day w/o fail the sun sets, darkness descends. It's what makes Austin Austin. It's what makes the team. #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
Delaware Tricerabears - Dover Mayor Carleton Carey is nothing if not fair. Ergo his team represents his sons' favorite animals #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
Rhode Island Rampage- RI, long known for its wheelchair accessibility, has ramps all over. Like, literally everywhere. #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that two mammals exist that can lay eggs like a reptile; the platypus and echidna. Also, no name changes.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that Teriyaki Beef Hot Pockets smell great, taste great. Also, Zima.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING Will Deaver announces he's finally done with his homemade obstacle course, calling it "The 7 Trials of the Windward Scrolls" (2of2)
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that any new teams must pass "The 7 Trials of the Windward Scrolls" before being allowed to compete (1of2)
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that TAKEN 2 would be a way better movie if it starred a young Matthew Broderick.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that having a bear as a pet, or at least being able to ride on a bear's back, would be so cool.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that players must be able to hold their breath for at least, like, 50 or 60 seconds to compete in the series
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces any teams looking to jump flights are required to attend Tom Crawford's annual KEVIN JAMES-A-THON JAMBOREE
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces all Pro teams must listen to a Colorado Timeshare sales pitch before being allowed to compete in the series
@slowwhite_   Friday November 2nd, 2012, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
Retroactive Morrill's Moral: If you only see one movie this year, make it FIRST KID. Sindbad brings the house down! @morrillperform
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 31st, 2012, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation @morrillperform damn it. You bested us again.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 31st, 2012, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Make way for some TIM'S TIPS CUZ @morrillperform IS FOLLOWING US NOW! #TIMSTIPS #FITNESS #ENERGY #FUN #MOREFITNESS #MOSTFITNESS
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 30th, 2012, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Season 2K12 comes to a close. Thanks to everyone who supported us, and look for our return next year when we come back with robot parts.
@slowwhite_   Friday October 26th, 2012, 11:19 a.m. Retweet
Due to a rip in the fabric of time and space, SW wakes to play @OdysseeUltimate & @TheGhosts_ at NE Regionals. Nice work, Time/space fabric.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
Slow white loses at the hands of @dragNthrust Nice moves, Dragn. Good luck tomorrow
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
Good game to #ABBQtheBand. Good luck the rest ofthe weekend
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
.@sjsully21 got his first eggroll of the week. It's all over his face. What a fat disgusting mess
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
"behind every strong thrower is a soft dump reset, whispering encouragement." -Micah "Grunge Band" Flynn
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Good game @flycoons. We had tons of fun, good luck next game.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
Good news. Slow white defeats flycoons 15-12. Bad news. We lost America's favorite son @ATrahey to a sprained ankle. Good night sweet prince
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 11:32 a.m. Retweet
Daybreak...Slow White rises from their beds, ready to attack the day with vigor and strength alongside their #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 24th, 2012, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
OH GOD SO MANY EPISODES OF AIR MADNESS
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 24th, 2012, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Landed in Sarasota, what a mix of feelings: anxiety, friendship, hunger, cardiac tremors, air madness. The usual stuff
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 24th, 2012, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
#howtospotanultiplayer some bro walking around in ultimate cleats and ultimate clothes.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 24th, 2012, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
#howtospotanultiplayer some bro walking around shouting "hey do you guys play ultimate? Because I play ultimate."
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 24th, 2012, 12:14 p.m. Retweet
SW travel tips! DON'T oversleep and miss your plane, or forget your uniform or your cleats or bring a bomb or knife. DO have fun! GOOD LUCK
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
"@NE_Ultimate: Boston team announced for the @MLUltimate Eastern Division!" The Boston Ironsides?
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @FiveUltimateLLC Also, keep a pocket full of Werther's Originals in case you get into a scrape with the wrong crowd.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
.@FiveUltimateLLC discussing manatees & grandchildren will earn you mad street cred. Do this early and often. #FLFact
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC A man, Karl, will try to sell you "Disnee Wurld" passes when you land. Whatever you do don't buy them. It's a trap #FLFact
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
.@FiveUltimateLLC FL has the longest coastline in continental US. Announce that u know this. You'll get at least 7 keys to the city #FLFact
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
.@FiveUltimateLLC State Anthem: FL (Where the Sawgrass Meets the Sky). Sawgrass can't grow that high. DON'T POINT THIS OUT TO LOCALS #FLFact
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
.@PBRawr if you're still wondering, an adult polar bear (Ursus maritimus) male weighs ~ btwn 350-680kg, females half that. Hope this helps!
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
#follow @bdes21 for your up-to-date @ATLchain Nat'ls results and for this fall's hottest fashions! #accessories #accessories #accessories
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
Bad news, guys. Sarasota pollen levels could rage out of control. Just be cool, pollen can sense fear. #themoreyouknow http://t.co/CMgq0jL0
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 23rd, 2012, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
DO THE CANDIDATES EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE MOVE TO A TRIPLE CROWN FORMAT??? DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB, BOB SCHIEFFER #debates #theissues #whocares
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Triple Crown announcement sparks tweet-off btwn @Ulti_world, @skydmagazine for most TC tweets in shortest time. #armsrace #shortestarmsrace
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
"@USAUltimate: Announcing the USA Ultimate Triple Crown Tour..." PoNY has distinct advantage #HEYO #horse #horsejokes #imsorry @prideofny
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
"@USAUltimate: Announcing the USA Ultimate Triple Crown Tour..." Does this mean horses can compete? THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOOD NIGHT TWITTER!
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 10:27 p.m. Retweet
#awkwardmonday random passenger on @ATLchain flight home: *sniff sniff* "What—Dear God what's that smell?!?" *grimaces, vomits in bag* #odor
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
"What's the time? Time for me to get a watch AMIRIGHT?" *looks for hi five, receives none, lowers head* "I'm so sorry" http://t.co/NcWEdH7b
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
"Am I finally doing it? Am I smiling?! It doesn't feel right JUST SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M DOING IT RIGHT" #cheese http://t.co/agy46Tkt
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
Linked photos don't appear correctly via mobile BUT BOY DO THEY EVER LINK CORRECTLY ON A COMPUTER! Use your imagination if you use a phone
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
.@pjprial, sorting his feelings about James Blunt quitting music, struggles for words. A dark day, especially for Peter http://t.co/HRkJBJ99
@slowwhite_   Monday October 22nd, 2012, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
Just a coupla bros, doing mirroring exercises, prepping for America's Best Dance Crew @sjsully21 http://t.co/wwMJLrId
@slowwhite_   Sunday October 21st, 2012, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation @TheGhosts_ Slimer must be 24/7 jealous. #ghostjokes
@slowwhite_   Sunday October 21st, 2012, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation when you are in a dope jazz-fusion electro-trance funk band the music comes 1st. ABBQ is living proof #ABBQtheBand #VH1
@slowwhite_   Saturday October 20th, 2012, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/xSmVKupV :( #devastated #maybenextyear #2k13orbust
@slowwhite_   Saturday October 20th, 2012, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
Went to the #HeadoftheCharles to see @Boston_Ironside row, they're nowhere to be found #disappointed #misled #FriendshipSloop #Junk #Tjotter
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation ABBQ is in your back yard. I bet the best way to tell them to join 2012 is w/ some tasteful sky-writing. #nobrainer
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
#oddsfriday 5:4 @Miles_mb goes for PR 50 pushups. 1:1 says he gets it. 1:1 says he gets tons of backslaps and high 5s #achievement #goals
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation @dragNthrust I heard @clxbttp couldn't grow their natties beards long enough for that perfect braid, took a pass #integrity
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation a textbook example of an "excellent point." 24 musicians. 192 fingers. 1 band. 1 sound. #ABBQtheBand
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation I hope not. no thumbs'd really limit their theramin player's versatility. also, #indexfingermiddlefingerpincerspike #duh
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation I hope not. no thumbs'd really limit their theramin player's versatility. also, #indexfingerringfingerpincerspike #duh
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation I worry they started a band and joined MySpace by accident instead. For their sake, I sure hope they "make it."
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
oh and @Boston_Ironside ? there's this: http://t.co/zxRdArG5. just try to keep it clean. #friendshipsloop #FRIENDSHIPSLOOP #Junkpuns
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
#FF @Boston_Ironside busy crafting the finest boat-themed hashtags, they forgot to order white jerseys. forgive them #fullriggedpinnace #h20
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 2:15 p.m. Retweet
. @Miles_mb deserves your vote! He's got a great smile, loves recycling, and can do 40 pushups in one go! 40! Pushups! #voteordie #MMBMVP
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Hey guys, let's help @Miles_mb achieve his dream: Likewise Skincare Open MVP! He's a cool guy, & nice to strangers #voteordie #MMBMVP
@slowwhite_   Friday October 19th, 2012, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
In 7 days Lou Burruss revisits his rd1 notes for a new column to find he spent the day watching 2 birds fighting over garbage #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
“@TheGhosts_: ...here are our new jerseys for FL. Thanks @breakmarkulti #sneakpeek http://t.co/f8Y8zxTo” these are the best of everything
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, with the fields emptying, @morrillperform is still getting after some SLDLs. His hams are in agony/enormous. #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 glad you liked it. Now swim out there, get that disc, and try again. Just, this time, throw it way farther.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
In 7 days, round 3 is over!! Great job everyone! we saw dogs, a barrel fire, Ben wiggins in a white suit, etc. what a Thursday #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
[3of3] for 90 yards before dropping into the water. He falls to his knees, whispers "brodie trick shots," and weeps. #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
[1of3] In 7 days Brodie will attempt the greatest trick shot ever: throw a disc over The Gulf to TX into a kangaroo's pouch. #spoileralert
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 18th, 2012, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
[2 of 3] He stands on the beach, screams BRODIE TRICK SHOTS, and rips a backhand into the yonder. It sails majestically...#spoileralert
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