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@machineultimate is the Twitter account for
Chicago Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2010
),
Machine
(
Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
NexGen Ultimate Tour 2012
) and
Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
)
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Games involving @machineultimate
Time
Team
Result
Team
Tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
11 - 8
Toronto GOAT
1 tweet
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
1 - 0
Seattle Sockeye
4 tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 6
Truck Stop
12 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
New York City PoNY
20 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
14 - 16
Ring of Fire
7 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
July 27th, 2012
Machine
6 - 15
NexGen
1 tweet
October 29th, 2011
Machine
11 - 9
Truck Stop
2 tweets
October 29th, 2011
Machine
14 - 12
Johnny Bravo
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
16 - 17
Madison Club
4 tweets
October 28th, 2011
Machine
13 - 15
GOAT
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
7 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 27th, 2011
Machine
10 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 27th, 2011
Machine
15 - 12
Furious George
10 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
15 - 9
Madison Club
3 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
11 - 14
Sub Zero
2 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
26 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 6
Haymaker
1 tweet
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 3
Notorious B.I.D.
1 tweet
August 5th, 2011
Machine
9 - 15
NexGen
25 tweets
October 30th, 2010
Machine
13 - 9
Tanasi
20 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
5 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
15 - 16
Madison Club
2 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
15 - 10
Tanasi
13 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
11 - 15
PoNY
45 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
6 - 15
Ironside
3 tweets
October 10th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 4
Haymaker
3 tweets
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 2
Dark Horse
2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 9:54 p.m.
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RT @Dulabon: Looking for a ride to ORD tomorrow from Chicago Heavyweights- 6:30 pm flight. Please RT to help
@machineultimate
@HotMetalUlti…
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 8:55 p.m.
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If you are staying at the Holiday Inn Rockford and expected to dip in the pool, today is not your day
@ChicagoNemesis
@OmertaUltimate
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 8:35 p.m.
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Super Lame, anyone?
http://t.co/v4Ii7MKxaf
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 8:18 p.m.
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@prideofny
@HeistUltimate
Let it go, PoNY. She's not that interested, doggie
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 7:20 p.m.
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Game time.
http://t.co/cCPZbmeCEg
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 7:11 p.m.
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RT @BobbyGough: After a grueling Saturday lasting over 87 minutes,
@machineultimate
failed to win a single game, scoring only 12 points all…
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 6:43 p.m.
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@PhillyPatrol I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 6:39 p.m.
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@PhillyPatrol Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 6:38 p.m.
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@PhillyPatrol Your phone's ringing, Dude
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 5:51 p.m.
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These guys def know where the library is. NERDS!
http://t.co/qGbpNTkAS3
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 5:42 p.m.
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To all our fans that wanted numbers instead of owls on the front: you done messed up. #HOOT #HOOT
http://t.co/K9y2DWKqpU
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 5:26 p.m.
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Also, for lightning delay entertainment, follow @MeanMachineDFA. They will be providing #lightningfacts to help you pass the time.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 5:25 p.m.
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Reminder, for live Machine updates from CHC follow @BobbyGough ALL DAY!
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 4:35 p.m.
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Sketchy high backhand from @frisbeebob to @pshriwise to take half 7-3 on
@madcowultimate
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 4:02 p.m.
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Dime flick huck from @vonalanguilan25 that @AJNelson1 had time to flash the thumbs up before catching. Up 3-1.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 4:00 p.m.
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Up 2-1 on
@madcowultimate
but on serve.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 12:37 p.m.
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$14.76 at McDonald's the frontrunner for highest CCR. Thanks for breakfast @cgeppert
http://t.co/aXegVhqOWf
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 12:35 p.m.
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$14.76 at McDonald's the frontrunner for highest CCR. Thanks for breakfast @cgeppert
http://t.co/sqRgFVn63r
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 12:31 p.m.
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$14.76 at McDonald's the frontrunner. Thanks @cgeppert
http://t.co/P2anA6A7wv
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 12:15 p.m.
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He's back. #thereturn @cpoeppelman
@madcowultimate
http://t.co/FMShtGEfcn
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 2:26 a.m.
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Reminder! For extensive live coverage and Machine updates from CHC this weekend follow @BobbyGough #red #journalism #chc
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 23rd, 2014, 2:25 a.m.
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RT @SHEADYguy:
@PFUltimate
@pghtemper
@prideofny
@MadisonClub
@truckstopulti
@PhillyPatrol
@machineultimate
https://t.co/HeOYkCVSLt
@
machineultimate
Friday August 22nd, 2014, 10:35 p.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: Machine's CHC schedule for tomorrow: 10:45am v Madcow 12:30pm v Patrol 2:15pm v Streetgang 5:45pm v Truck Stop (Show…
@
machineultimate
Friday August 22nd, 2014, 8:19 p.m.
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Machine Chesapeake Highlights part 1 Retweet and one random winner gets a free disc! Thanks @gregory_p_
https://t.co/IDAvAkKLyn
@
machineultimate
Friday August 22nd, 2014, 5:23 p.m.
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Retweet is you are pumped for Machine's extensive LIVE sideline coverage this weekend from CHC! Full details:
https://t.co/8jkEWoTNSt
@
machineultimate
Friday August 22nd, 2014, 2:22 p.m.
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CHC Betting Lines BMW (he's back!) D's: 3.5 Ron F-bombs: 15.5 MMDFA rock/bank jokes: 60.5 Highest CCR: $250.5 Most turns: Goose/Sheehan/808
@
machineultimate
Friday August 22nd, 2014, 1:22 p.m.
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Check out this highlight video made by former Machine player Luke Johnson for
@SockeyeUltimate
from finals at Worlds.http://t.co/GaOaa3e5Gf
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 21st, 2014, 5:51 p.m.
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@PBRawr
Solid. We didn't want to have any fun with this either.
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 21st, 2014, 2:53 a.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: This video highlight of the 7 All-AUDL team members is awesome (and it features Machine's Goose Helton).
https://t.co/c…
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 21st, 2014, 1:14 a.m.
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RT @cpoeppelman: ALS Ice Bucket... You've Been Challenged
@madcowultimate
@c_hero_sky
http://t.co/1xP8CMsnJW
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 20th, 2014, 9:59 p.m.
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Special Announcement Regarding CHC Coverage: This weekend at Heavyweights, Machine will be the beneficiary of...
http://t.co/L27lZ2iKDg
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 20th, 2014, 6:33 p.m.
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RT @TripleCrownTour: Hey
@revolverult
&
@machineultimate
- have you shared a link to your game on @ngnultimate w/ your followers?
https://t…
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 20th, 2014, 3:50 p.m.
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Check out @Ulti_world's preview of CHC:
http://t.co/UrFLegpF2F
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 20th, 2014, 2:35 p.m.
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Hey
@PBRawr
wanna trade your "R" for our "Z". We'll throw in @frisbeebob. Always whines about his glory days, good for a few turns a game.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 19th, 2014, 6:55 p.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
Settle this the old fashion way? ECC. Sunday. 1am.
@FiveUltimateLLC
warehouse. X vs Vehro: WALK OFF!
http://t.co/xLQqUt5JUd
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 19th, 2014, 3:43 p.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
@kraynolds90
@prideofny
As referenced here:
https://t.co/nbCM5GXD02
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 19th, 2014, 3:42 p.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
@kraynolds90 We'd like to enlist the services of
@prideofny
We're very impressed w/ the results of their #trialofthecentury
@
machineultimate
Monday August 18th, 2014, 3:31 p.m.
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An important press release just came through the Machine fax line.
http://t.co/mjezW3gCqJ
@
machineultimate
Monday August 18th, 2014, 3:30 p.m.
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An important press release just came through the Machine fax line: #bmw #HesBack
http://t.co/8YHcyS3M9P
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 3:37 p.m.
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Don't worry
@BFPultimate
one of yours did great last night @vanderch
http://t.co/EwuMvpSZ5Y
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 3:09 p.m.
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Who did you wake up next to this morning...
@ChicagoNemesis
@Dish_Ultimate @pshriwise @RadicalAnimal7 @Dualhats
http://t.co/s15Q3F1o3P
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 4:18 a.m.
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RT @kraynolds90: I really like
@machineultimate
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 2:31 a.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: Also, I have a Pete Swenis.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 2:31 a.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: I am morbidly obese. Do not put a donut in front of me.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 1:47 a.m.
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Hey, ladies, what's your red tolerance.
@ChicagoNemesis
@100percentBS
@HeistUltimate
@SeattleRiot
@furyultimate
http://t.co/rTUKICGOiJ
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 1:39 a.m.
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Where's the party at,
@ChicagoNemesis
Walden looks real friendly.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 17th, 2014, 1:04 a.m.
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Hey
@truckstopulti
do you need some tips pulling onsides. #toosoon #justsoonenough See you next week!
http://t.co/ZOdrHR0nzC
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 8:44 p.m.
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@BFPultimate
@gregory_p_ @vanderch @Hodag76 oh yeah, he's not even here today. Cut by default #suckstosuck
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 7:37 p.m.
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@BFPultimate
@gregory_p_ on second thought, take @vanderch too. He's useless. And has hamstring issues. Way to groom them strong, boys.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 7:32 p.m.
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@BFPultimate
you can have him back. He's damaged goods now @gregory_p_
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 7:10 p.m.
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@BFPultimate
we're still grinding, yes. No rest for the wicked.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 6:28 p.m.
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@BFPultimate
not the Samaritan you deserve, but the one you need right now.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 16th, 2014, 6:16 p.m.
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Just watched a
@BFPultimate
player after Washington Park practice drive off with cleats/jerseys still on top of his car. Sucks to suck, bro.
@
machineultimate
Friday August 15th, 2014, 4:21 p.m.
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The tentative pools and schedule for CHC are up:
http://t.co/JyLMNqEZm2
We are currently slated for a 5:45pm showcase game vs
@truckstopulti
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 14th, 2014, 5:58 p.m.
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@clxbttp
@richdana44 whoa, pump the brakes there. @frisbeebob loves mixed. In fact, why don't you guys take him back #deadbeatBob #dibsMagon
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 14th, 2014, 5:51 p.m.
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RT @clxbttp: @richdana44 Rumor has it @MachineUltimate's "practices" consist of doing riddles, eating out a lot and CCR. #andtheyreranked1 …
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 14th, 2014, 3:57 p.m.
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Really. That's really retweet worthy. Come on, guys. Buncha savages in this town.
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 14th, 2014, 3:53 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: @frisbeebob good stuff doggie. #woof
http://t.co/MDAgTMdyR5
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 13th, 2014, 8:31 p.m.
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https://t.co/vNVv5lpGwE
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 13th, 2014, 7:04 p.m.
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Machine currently sits in first place in the latest edition of the
@USAUltimate
Triple Crown Tour rankings:
http://t.co/YrBg7lmTyY
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 13th, 2014, 5:23 p.m.
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RT @vcultimate: It's Chicago Heavyweights time! Back with a one-two punch, we are stoked to partner with this Without Limits...
http://t.co…
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 13th, 2014, 5:05 p.m.
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.@USAUltimate & @ngnultimate announced the live stream schedule for the Pro-Flight Finale ft. Machine vs
@revolverult
http://t.co/NKfGOhIclz
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 12th, 2014, 1:57 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: Ugh,
@MadisonClub
&
@machineultimate
just make out already.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 12th, 2014, 1:55 p.m.
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@MadisonClub
all complaints can be sent to @dualhats I mean, really, who else wants Japanese characters by their wrists on a long sleeve.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 12th, 2014, 1:17 p.m.
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Let's get a show of hands! Retweet if you think this long sleeve design is sick. #RED #blood
http://t.co/UG3fOCTUZQ
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 10th, 2014, 7:42 p.m.
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Thanks for lunch, @vanderch !!
http://t.co/CToSXP1ixj
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 10th, 2014, 7:41 p.m.
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Last one!! @neelfelps SAFE!!
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 10th, 2014, 7:38 p.m.
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Brunch! Who doesn't look confident for this $140 tab! Free brunch every time, doggie.
http://t.co/vtCahryuib
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 10th, 2014, 5:49 p.m.
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"Look your teammates in the eye, Machine. Suffer together. Push each other to be better."
http://t.co/s3XIIyBYSF
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 9th, 2014, 5:51 p.m.
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MeatMachine! #fieldmeats #beamersmeatheaddrill
http://t.co/JHMQ2Xn8wZ
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 9th, 2014, 2:48 p.m.
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Who had a great time at Sandblast! Let's see a show of hands! Chyeah!
http://t.co/qkQfYuQoTc
@
machineultimate
Friday August 8th, 2014, 2:27 p.m.
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Happy Friday! If this picture doesn't scare you, I don't know what will. #RK25 @NiceRonKubalanza
http://t.co/3WOD9MtGjq
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 7th, 2014, 2:21 a.m.
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RT @ILLYouthUlt: I think
@machineultimate
won twice. Thanks for playing and thanks for providing advice to the kids on the sideline. http:/…
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 7th, 2014, 12:13 a.m.
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RT @bamasecs: Interview with Jonathan "Goose" Helton, of FOTB
@machineultimate
| Beast Plains
http://t.co/rNirLCmzRQ
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 6th, 2014, 10:07 p.m.
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Machine comes in tied for first in the latest edition of the USAU National TCT Rankings:
http://t.co/SQwHqaOnw7
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 6th, 2014, 9:21 p.m.
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Story about Machine and Goose Helton:
http://t.co/nkI5BANade
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 6th, 2014, 5:32 p.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: #DidYouKnow in the Fall of 2013, orders were placed for
@machineultimate
warm-ups. They do not yet exist.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 6th, 2014, 12:31 p.m.
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RT @ILLYouthUlt: Last practice for the U19ers today. Special treat, they get to play some
@machineultimate
players. Thanks to our baller co…
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 6th, 2014, 1:17 a.m.
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Pod workout. All of us were on universe loss against DW*TX @frisbeebob @AJNelson1 @cgeppert @TKraemer29 #work #RED
http://t.co/HAXKeTxiZH
@
machineultimate
Monday August 4th, 2014, 2:28 p.m.
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Sandblast champions @Goose00Helton @pshriwise @RadicalAnimal7 @AJNelson1 Dance party champions @frisbeebob @mrandmrsghs #SANDSTORM
@
machineultimate
Monday August 4th, 2014, 2:00 p.m.
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Congrats to Machine players Goose, Pat, Animal, and AJ for helping Drazba XXI win Sandblast for the second year...
http://t.co/jULa6N57V9
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 2nd, 2014, 2:22 a.m.
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Good luck to all the Machine players playing at Sandblast this weekend. A group of them will be scrimmaging the Boracay Dragons tmrw at 5pm
@
machineultimate
Friday August 1st, 2014, 9:50 p.m.
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Congrats @DRoof3 for being our randomly chosen retweet winner to receive a free #RED Machine jersey! Fans repping gear is the best. Thanks!
@
machineultimate
Friday August 1st, 2014, 9:01 p.m.
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Java calls God's all-in again. Broke again.
@
machineultimate
Friday August 1st, 2014, 5:55 p.m.
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We will pick the winner of the free red jersey retweets this afternoon. Stay tuned! #headphonessoldseparately #HOOT
http://t.co/MpQjcPTWXd
@
machineultimate
Friday August 1st, 2014, 5:50 p.m.
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Thanks to everyone who submitted a Machine fan gear order! We're proud to represent you and the city of Chicago! #RED
http://t.co/a3sjoGxquC
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 31st, 2014, 1:53 p.m.
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Congrats @jdhudson1 @ChadRaymond15 @TengInAGlass @SHEADYguy @Aiden_Frank for retweeting to win a Machine disc!! Jersey sales end tonight!
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 31st, 2014, 1:29 p.m.
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RT @GaryL_45: 10 yrs ago today
@machineultimate
was playing Motown as a final tryout tourney. 2 guys quit after Saturday and played against…
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 31st, 2014, 1:29 p.m.
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RT @GaryL_45: One of those guys was a
@machineultimate
captain 2 years later.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 8:20 p.m.
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RT @TripleCrownTour: Second set of
@USAUltimate
rankings for the 2014 Triple Crown Tour season:
http://t.co/5U4wr3hAYz
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 6:20 p.m.
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Hey, you! Follow Machine on Facebook for write-ups and highlight videos from our 2014 campaign:
https://t.co/HQtgjZqUT1
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 5:07 p.m.
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RT @frisbeebob: Early exit polls show MeanMachineDFA in the lead for the free red jersey. Better luck next year, Twitter sheep.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 2:08 p.m.
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Tmrw is the last day for Machine jersey orders! Retweet and we'll randomly select 1 person to get a free red jersey:
https://t.co/QK2xQ1AzmW
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 12:22 p.m.
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RT @frisbeebob: You know you're doing it right when fans want jersey numbers instead of owls and actual Machine players want owls instead o…
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 29th, 2014, 6:30 p.m.
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Only two days left to put your order in for Machine jerseys and shorts.
https://t.co/QK2xQ1AzmW
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 29th, 2014, 4:12 p.m.
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.@MeanMachineDFA
@MadisonRadicals
to be fair, the Radicals were missing a large Chicago contingent when they were tanking in Toronto...
@
machineultimate
Monday July 28th, 2014, 1:07 p.m.
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Have a nice week, @Goose00Helton @pshriwise @frisbeebob @vanderch @Hodag76 They're going to @ChiUltiTraining , are you? #RED
@
machineultimate
Monday July 28th, 2014, 1:03 p.m.
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Good luck to Goose, Pat, 808, Voldy, and Rehmann as they head to CUT Camp today! They're looking mighty sharp in...
http://t.co/n3YKcD3g27
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 27th, 2014, 1:04 a.m.
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Good luck @RadicalAnimal7 @DDawiseman21 @pshriwise in their
@MadisonRadicals
semis against @SJSpiders in Toronto! #ra #ra #something
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 26th, 2014, 2:39 p.m.
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RT @frisbeebob: Ron isn't at practice. Every experiment needs a control. Let's see how much Sheehan time there is today.
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